STEP ASIDE PENSIONERS

HOSPICE CARE IS IN TOWN

phil but from a colour generator thingy i found

happy 5 year anniversary of phil dying to That baby zombie in hardcore to all who observe x

It’s official! Gee, I wonder who made this certificate of adoption?

(I made this before I left, by the way!)

[The "Pedro" song plays over a resub message]

Phil: [Laughs] Someone asking like, a really serious like, interesting lore question and it's just like fcking drowned out by Pedro. Holy sht, sorry.

Phil: [Reading the resub message] "I'm behind on QSMP, so this might be answered already, but is your character a crow avian, got wings from wife as a wedding gift, got wings from saving the End, or is he an overworld variant elytrian?"

Phil: You'll have to wait and find out. There's a video- there's a video that's com- that's going to be starting to be worked on shortly. [The gifted subs song starts again] My god. PEDRO—

[NOTE: Phil has repeatedly mentioned, and recently confirmed, he's commissioning an artist to create an animatic for his character's backstory / lore!]

the three genders of phil’s hc deities: male , female and stupid bitch

'Yeah so Rose and Blaze Empress present as like feminine and uh fucking- Ocean Overload presents as male. Like masculine. Enderking is just a fucking bitch. He's an absolute bitch. Uh, he's like a spoilt king bitch. *laughs* Spoilt king bitch, that's his official title.'- Philza, 24/4/24

I'M SOBBING I'M CRYING I'M GOING TO BAWL MY EYES OUT

THE CERTIFICATE-

Outfit swap!

:D

Emerald duo, they are happy :D

EmDuo in Cookie Run Ovenbreak

The skeleton-man has a crush on the bird-man that is his platonic husband! *points with finger*

I love them <tres

Be careful missa, philza has like 800 days on duolingo~

techno gave phil the "angel of death" thing with a one-off comment too ! he just kept accidentally branding his friends

Stop it right now I didn’t know this one😭 Technoblade is truly the master of all things clout

Missa is a Hatsune Miku pattern swimming shorts type of guy

Philzs would wear a bikini out of spite and for the bit

Stardew brings out the min-maxing demon in Philza and the rage-monster in FitMC

Philza then got voided for being too based [for the memes and it was funny]

chayanne: lulah, how many fingers am I holding up?

tallulah: [pauses] chay, you don't have fingers.

Phil: So apparently, me talking about Tajín the other day got the attention of Roier's girlfriend, and she messaged Kristin and was like, "Oh, if Phil really likes Tajín, he might try this!" and it's called "Miguelito" I think? It's like a sweeter version of Tajín, almost. So I ordered some, it wasn't cheap, and- here you go– [Phil holds the small orange packet up to the camera] I haven't tried it yet. Gonna try it. It might my new favorite.

Sabi (Roier's girlfriend) recommending new Mexican treats and spices to Phil is so sweet 🥺💕