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royalarchivist · 2 days
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Phil: What I find really funny about it is that like, the QSMP logo for some reason– like, the little- this thing, this thing, they class as an Egg for some reason on the website, which- which—
Phil: Now I'm a little bit concerned about because on the server, I have one of these in the game. I have one of these in the game. So does that mean I have three Eggs now? Have I accidentally adopted another Egg?
Phil: I need help!
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Phil realizes he might be a single dad of not two, but three Eggs because of a technicality on the QSMP.Shop website.
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they would be besties
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sansangg · 2 days
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“[we were listening to] gangsters paradise bard version in the car” I’m gonna be sick
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wildgorgeousthing · 6 hours
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Can we also talk about Phil's choice of coat hangers?!? The,, ass wire ones??? Y'all have LED strips all through the phouse but not flocked coat hangers????
My brother in christ u need flocked coat hangers with love they'll change ur life
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amazingphil · 5 months
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DAN AND PHIL SHOP IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Did you hear the news?! The hiatus is over - after a disastrous funeral involving a sexy priest and some choking, DanAndPhilGAMES has returned to the world! And for this momentous occasion, Dan and Phil Shop has returned too with a limited edition piece:
The Back From The Dead Longsleeve
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They have risen! Celebrate DPG returning to life with this metal logo illustration longsleeve, perfect for spooky season or pretending Dan and Phil are an obscure metal band your friends haven't heard of.
To strangers, you'll just appear a cool person who likes edgy illustration, but those who spy the haircuts amongst the exposed brains and ribs will know - you were there when the hiatus ended.
This shirt is a limited print run and when it's gone it's gone, so grab one as soon as you can to mark the moment! UK, EU and Worldwide shoppers can get it from danandphilshop.com or for the USA us.danandphilshop.com
We want to thank everyone so much for all the excitement around the channel's return! You never know what will happen on YouTube after 5 years with all that "aLgOrItHm", so to see these first uploads bringing joy to so many people warms our hearts, or partially revives Dan's dead one.
Look forward to all the fun stuff on DanAndPhilGAMES, from Sims to Spooky Week and even some surprises you may not expect for this channel! We promise not to accidentally make the merch shop look like a dramatic funeral like the YouTube channel again.
BYE - Dan and Phil
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philester · 6 months
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danhowellz · 9 days
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sure is interesting
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shikai-the-storyteller · 11 months
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A lot of people (including some QSMP members) are theorizing that the Eggs are evil or are being controlled by the Federation, but I disagree. Even if the Eggs are somehow acting as spies or agents of the Federation, I don't think it's willing and I don't think they know it. Why?
Because of Chayanne.
moti_otp on Twitter made a thread that compiled ALL of Chayanne and Richarlyson's signs from their conversation (Phil's May 3 VOD, Timestamp 3h 7m). Here's the transcript:
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Richarlyson: How are you Chayanne?
Chayanne: I'M OKAY Richarlyson and you?
Richarlyson: I am great!! Happy to meet you but I am concerned about my dad's plans.
Chayanne: I'll ask you some questions is that ok?
Richarlyson: Sure :D
Chayanne: What are your dad's plans?
Richarlyson: They plan on building the biggest favela in the server :D
Starts innocently enough, right? Chayanne knows Forever is one of Richarlyson's dads, and he knows Forever is interested (a little too interested) in Phil, so it's normal that he wants more information.
But then it takes a turn.
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Chayanne: Where do you come from?
[No response is given]
Chayanne: How many people do you know on this island?
Richarlyson: Uncle Fit, Roier, and Foolish Bobby and Leo and now you
Chayanne: Do you want to hurt anyone?
Richarlyson: Just bulls they broke my egg rights
[Context: they lost their first life to a bull]
Chayanne: Why I never saw you before?
Richarlyson: There was not enough Brazilian aura (the ship was late bc don't know how to drive boats)
Chayanne: How long have you been here?
[No response is given]
There are a few things we need to keep in mind here: Richardlyson isn't one of the original eggs. Like Tallulah, he conveniently happened to show up right when a new Egg was needed... but his appearance was a little too convenient.
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Chayanne: give me 3 reasons why I should trust you
Richarlyson: I have style :D
Chayanne: Should I keep an eye on your dad? Did someone else arrive with you? Or are you alone?
Richarlyson: I… maybe!! But if he gets mad he would probably try to take down any mountain nearby he is dangerous for the nature
Unlike some of the other Eggs on the server who (canonically) only know a little bit about what's going on (either through osmosis, overhearing things, or getting information directly from their parents), Chayanne knows more about what's going on on the Island than most for one simple reason: Phil trusts him.
Any information Phil learns, he tells Chayanne. At first I was a little worried, but as time goes on, it seems more and more like Phil had the right idea. He wants Chayanne to be careful and be prepared for the worst, especially since Chayanne only has 1 life left ("Living Hardcore mode"), and Chayanne has taken this to heart.
A lot's going on right now and everyone's a little big suspicious, but I think Chayanne has proven where his loyalties lie.
Bonus:
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Chayanne: Why does your dad wants to date my dad?
Richarlyson: I think… 2 things 1. He's a bit*h 2. He is crazy
Chayanne: My dad is happy married to my dad Missa thank you
Richarlyson: He is cheating.
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bitsbyt3s · 1 year
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Hee hoo
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goldenpinof · 4 months
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how is this real life
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justphillester · 3 months
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phil’s wardrobe has been so good since the dapg returned !!
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royalarchivist · 2 months
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Etoiles:
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Etoiles: [Less than 30 seconds later]
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oldphanny · 3 months
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what the heck was this by the way
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sansangg · 6 months
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Oh they think they are so funny
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tmmyhug · 2 years
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you just don’t get this experience in other fandoms
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armenianwriterman · 1 year
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AU where Hunter wore the bird costume on Halloween and Phil has to try and be intimidating with that onesie and bird hood.
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