out of all of the (many, many, many) miscommunications on dsmp, this one still makes me lose it the most. these two were never on the same page even once and this was the culmination of all of it. 2 entirely different conversations going on
Are you a “i wish post-prison c!dream lived with c!techno and enter his snowy cottage core era, where c!techno and c!phil help him heal, make memories, and finally have friends who care about him and protect him” truther?
sending in a silly techno HC. The family has an absolutely fucking ridiculous quantity of dogs so you go outside and see this guy walking around with 20 leashes on a run with a pack of dogs. You think "Oh there so many different breeds and so many of them, he must be running a dog walking service" WRONG its technoblade and all of them are his. all of them. the pet food bill is so fucking expensive. Help him.
Techno the type of guy to exclusively eat cheap instant ramen bought in bulk so he can save money to buy his pets premium food send tweet.
All his dogs are various rescues from shelters and a lot of them are the sort of dogs that would have not been adopted out easily otherwise (dogs with trauma or behavioral issues, but Techno is a really good dog trainer with extensive knowledge) or in some cases dogs that have a disability (blind, deaf, missing a paw)