STEP ASIDE PENSIONERS

HOSPICE CARE IS IN TOWN

I have nooooo clue who to watch!!

You wanna repeat that, Scar?

Wilbur Soot ace race. Purpled and Ranboo deafen immediately. Puffy says she’ll stay. Wilbur tells her she’ll regret it. The game starts. Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen starts playing. Wilbur begins to sing along in an australian accent. His facecam changes. It now shows a tombstone. Wilbur’s ace race bit is dead 2020-2022. The song finishes. He is holding a funeral. Every character he makes he kills off. Puffy is now singing along in the highest pitch possible. I think she’s crying. He is going to sing the chorus again. He is at 41k viewers. He finished 30th. He’s done. We’re free. Oh no. They’re starting again. He’s back in the building. He will never be free. He’s going to do the bit again???? He turned on autotune. So did Puffy. Call me maybe is playing again. The tombstone is back. He can’t do this anymore. He has changed the song to shake it off by taylor swift. He is now playing battleships with puffy. She won first try. He’s now playing California Girls by Katy Perry. My head hurts. He wants to die. He is now snoop dogg. He is called the arf arf guy. He is asking the chat what everyone wants him to play. He is about to play California Girls again. Puffy cries. He stops mid ace race and plays Shake it Off. When will this end. Hell is a place on earth and we’ve created it. Why is turtle run four laps who made this decision. He has finished 33rd. That was his worst performance in ace race ever. I need to lie down permanently.

praying for u guys btw

What a team!!! MCC excitement time!

if anyone says a single mean word to noxcrew about the ace race redo i’m biting their head off btw

Let him loose

hey i just met you, and this is crazy

Wilbur is in Puffy’s tweet!

Yellow Yaks everyone

red rabbits be like

MCC24 orange ocelots best moments

tommy spamming sweet child o mine throughout the whole event down the mic

tommy being the only person in the call* who knew who sandwichlord is but just continually referencing him

“TELL HIM YOU WANT HIS WOOD JACK” from Hbomb of all people

“what is a respectful wank?”

“someone shot me in the arse, and not in the tubbo way”

just, all of the conversations in RSR

jack falling 14 places in one game from 4th to 18th

“we are the cummers, they are the car park”

tom and h’s intense strategising during sky battle vs jack manifold holding up his weed ninja dvd like a proud dad

tubbo fucking walking off the edge

jack getting cleaned because he was typing a diss to george in the chat

jack ending off stream by playing on mcc island with the family guy cover of memories playing in the background

*h probably knows as well, but he was keeping quiet about it

wilburians having to listen to wilbur sing call me maybe, california girls, and shake it off in a new zealand accent during ace race limbo

When it comes to Wilbur's mcc performance we are all like those parents who praise their child's placement in a race even though he fell headfirst into the mud about twenty seconds in

listen. listen okay i try not to discourse on this account, i really do, and i try so hard to keep an open mind about the dream team because i used to adore their content and i don’t think they’re bad people, but i’m so serious when i say that this time they’ve actually ruined mcc for me. the behavior they continue to display in these events would have gotten anyone else benched and they don’t seem to be aware of it at all. openly picking a fight in the game chat with a mod as a twenty two year old man and then having the audacity to sarcastically comment about it in the next game to make fun of the choice would have gotten ANYONE else banned and the fact that all three of them have been doing it for TWO STRAIGHT YEARS with no fucking consequences is insane. the only reason they’re still in this event is because they have huge audiences who would be absolutely rabid if they were kicked. i get being an overly competitive person—i am as well, i don’t do well with losing, i’m a perfectionist—but when your competitive spirit actively hinders the mood of people around you or causes you to lash out you need to take a step back and breathe. the fact that dream has been doing this for two years without doing ANY of this or taking responsibility for his comments is astounding. the noxcrew seriously should stage a fucking intervention and reality check these assholes, (not that i’m blaming them for their horrid behavior). the teenagers on orange are doing better and have BEEN doing better at sportsmanlike conduct than these grown ass men for years. fruit is entirely right about dream saying stupid shit in the chat. they are in this event as a privilege not a right and i think it’s time they’re reminded that they’re here on good graces just like everyone else. unbelievable.