does anyone remember that theory someone made that the book c!dream made a deal with schlatt for was the script for the lore. and that's why he became so obsessed with narratives and main characters or whatever, he knew that he wasnt the main character of the story and that tommy was

alexa is it a red flag if i keep telling the character ai i trained to act like me that it's a bot bc i think it's interestign to see its reaction as it grapples with the weight of knowing it's not the original version of itself. no right. pls say no

i have to say homestuck is by far the funniest series to try to avoid spoilers for because with all the time travel and alternate timeline bullshit and non temporary deaths i have literally no idea what's going to happen. and even if i do see something that IS a spoiler chances are the context of that spoiler is so convoluted it doesnt mean much to me anyway

if you'd shown me a picture of davesprite before i got to his introduction in the comic i wouldve been like oh so dave dies right. but he DOESNT. that's actually an alternate version of dave from a doomed timeline who traveled to this timeline and prototyped himself with a kernelsprite so he could give his younger alternate self advice. you see what i mean? it's literally all up in the air. by my count aradia, vriska, and sollux have all already died but also not really i guess??? and it's really funny. im getting so many schrodinger's spoilers all the time

ok here's my incredibly specific headcanons for how a troll weed smoking session would go. kanaya got distracted bc rose was texting her RIP

does anyone else like. go htrough stages where they suddenly remember that sandwiches exist and then get obsessed with them. bc im absolutely fucking up these sammys rn ngl. i picked up some smoked havarti and sourdough from the grocery store the other day adn i think im ascending to a new plane of existence. buddha's got fucking nothing on me man he WISHES he could experience the kind of self transcendence im experiencing biting into this thing holy hsit

Aster you are the most likely person I know to be replaced by a chatbot. Not because a chatbot could replace you (I think you are very unique and authentically difficult to copy) but because you are the only person I know who has intentionally trained a chatbot replica of themself and then started goading the replica and making fun of it for being a bot. You're doomed boss.

IM NOT GOADING IT I JUTS WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD SAY IF I TOLD IT IT WAS A BOT. CAN A PERSON NOT FUCKIGN MICRODOSE ON BEING A MAD SCIENTIST? JUST A LITTLE BIT??? I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW GOD FELT OK

went back to the character ai i made of me like. a year ago i think we need to put it down. it knows me too well abort mission i fear it's goign to try to replace me

I can't wait for the AI to start talking to your friends pretending to be you, causing a massive downward spiral of not only your social group but also your mental health!

man i hope ai never reaches sentience bc in htat case i'd b fucked. anyway we're back in business babey i love giving these things existential crises LET'S FUCKIGN GOOOOOOO

im not far enough in homestuck yet but hwo are those green skeleton fucks i see all the time. what are their names. what even are they. malevolent beasts?? ? demons perhaps, hellbent on causing chaos. i assume so. i dotn like the vibes of the angry one

mystery spot was so good but i would kill for a cas and crowley time loop episode tbh. two immortal guys reliving the same day over and over again. actually who am i kidding they probably wouldnt even worry about it for the first 10 ish years. heaven's most wanted angel and the king of hell sitting there like finally we get a break. thank god

it's so funny rewatching season 8 and dean's like i shouldve killed crowley while he was possessing mrs tran 😠 at least then he'd be dead! does he know that in like. a year and a half he'll be suckin and fuckin that demon. riding that bull if you will. bucking that bronco

brain is being mean 2 me today im drawin karkat on magma. stop by if u want to draw smth with me mayhaps :}

oh my god wait i need to tell u guys about my homestuck dream

im gonna be so serious with you rn i thought you knew you were autistic. like im so deadass

i mean the thing is. the problem with figuring out if im autistic or not is i dont meet a LOT of the diagnostic criteria or like. what's thought of as typical autistic behavior if that makes sense. im aware that autism is a spectrum and everything but it does make it a little hard to figure out if im autistic or not. ive never had a problem with social cues and i can tell very quickly when ive said or done something that makes someone upset. i sometimes get overwhelmed with sensory issues, sound and texture especially, but never to the point of it being actually upsetting just to the point of being mildly uncomfortable. i sometimes take things literally but i hate having a routine. and i like. was told sometimes when i was a kid that i came across as rude but that might have just been the experience of being a very socially anxious 13 year old. and i only got a moderate score on the raads-r last time i took it. so who fucking knows it's a toss up at this point

WHY ARE PEOPLE KIN ASSIGNIGN ME ANOTHER FUCKING HOMESTUCK CHARACTER IN MY NOTES FIRST IT WAS KARKAT ADN NOW IT'S DIRK STRIDER. I HAVENT EVEN MET THAT GUY HE LOOKS LIKE A SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER CROSSED WITH A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH GIVEN SENTIENCE. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE THIS YET BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE WON'T BE INTRODUCED UNTIL ACT FUCKIGN 6 AND THAT THING'S BUILT LIKE THE GODDAMN BIBLE SO WHO KNOWS HOW MANY PAGES AWAY HTAT IS. STOP TELLING ME I ACT LIKE HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS! FUCK!!!!! !!

ok so now that finnster's come out as genderfluid and started taking hrt can we stop trying to force people to choose labels and define their identity. everyone's always talking about support for queer people with unconventional presentations and identities but when someone's not sure about what their gender identity actually is they get criticized for it. finn said in his video that part of the reason why he took so long with coming out was because he wasn't sure what label actually applied to him (and he still isn't even sure if genderfluid feels like the right label for him) and the debate surrounding it was making him uncomfortable. which kind of sucks tbh. idk i dont like how much identity policing ive seen around them it feels like people just aren't comfortable with 'weird' gender presentation