Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind
Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching*
Simeon:
Simeon: Are you three okay?
Belphie: I’m a little messed up
Satan and MC: same
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Talia: Son.
Damian: Yes, mama?
Talia: How old are you boy?
Damian: I am 10 mama.
Talia: Take this knife. Go hunt bear.
Damian:
Damian: Just one?
Talia: Ohohoho!
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Wednesday: "There's a spider on your shoulder"
Enid: *screams*
Wednesday: "I'm just joking"
Enid: "You need Jesus"
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Saima: He does come off a little strong sometimes but he means well
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Doctor: you only have 9 minutes and 22 seconds to live.
Me:
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Zenitsu, running in: Hey! Hey!
Y/n, whispering: Ssssshhhh! Nezuko's sleeping.
Zenitsu, whispering too: Sorry.
Y/n: What's up?
Zenitsu: There's a fire-
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inniu Dé Céadaoin, leaids
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Jared, 19, from Vine fame
Jared (19) from Vine is being blended!!
You cannot save him.
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Percy: hurricane katrina? more like hurricane toRtiLa-
*destroys hyperion*
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Sitting here thinking about how Kaladin was nineteen and he never learned how to read.
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Lucifer: Why aren’t the dishes in alphabetical order?!
Satan: What does that even mean?
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in the name of the Father(Kurtis Conner), the Son(Danny Gonzalez), and the Holy Spirit(Drew Gooden), Amen 🙏
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Enid: "I met a girl last night, mom. She's really pretty"
Esther: "Well, it's more about personality, right?"
Enid: "No. It's about how hot she is"
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gon step on my fuckin toe
with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots
disgusting
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Knd shit post.
Monty: Hey bro what do you want to eat?
Father(in Benedict's mind): The souls of the innocent...
Benedict: A bagel.
Father: No!
Benedict: Two bagels.
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