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Shang Qinghua: System System on the wall, aren’t I the greatest author of them all?
The System: Nuh-uh.
Shang Qinghuq: The fuck you mean “nuh-uh”?
#source: smg4#incorrect quotes#incorrect scum villian#svsss#shang qinghua#the system#scum villian self saving system#scum villian’s self saving system#airplane bro#airplane shooting towards the sky
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The shock would kill him before anything else.
Anyways back on my mdzs bullshit for a moment
What if the golden core transfer surgery required Wei Wuxian remove his own golden core himself?
#technically it should have killed him in canon too#but I’m assuming Wen Qing kept him at least somewhat sedating
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Binghe saw two Shizuns and bluescreened so hard that all of his anger got replaced with pure bliss
PT 1
PT 3
“This disciple greets his Shizun-“ Luo Binghe began, surrounded by a gaggle of Huan Hua Palace disciples, all glaring, before trailing off in confusion. “…there’s two of you.”
“What an observation.” Shen Qingqiu said with a scowl. He looked Luo Binghe over, before looking away with a huff. “Still the same, I see.”
“Don’t talk about Luo-Shixiong that way-“ One of the disciples behind Luo Binghe snapped, only to be cut off.
“Now now!” Shen Yuan cut in, stepping between Shen Qingqiu and everyone else. He had spent this long trying to fix Shen Qingqiu’s reputation, and it was like dragging a feral cat, kicking and screaming.
Having made up with Yue Qingyuan helped. A little.
“There is no need for this hostility.” He continued, lightly waving his fan. “We’re all here to fix the plague that has descended here, are we not?”
“…there’s two of you.” Luo Binghe said again, eyes wide as he looked back and forth. Shen Yuan paused, confused, before continuing.
“Yes. I’m Shen Yuan, his brother. …And the one that has been acting as Shen Qingqiu for the past few years, while my brother was in seclusion.”
“There’s two of you.” Luo Binghe said a third time, eyes starting to shine. Shen Qingqiu blinked, before making a face and turning away.
“I am not dealing with this.” He snapped as he walked, robes flowing. “You deal with your disciple.”
“Oh, well, uh,” Shen Yuan stammered, losing his ‘Peak Lord Composure’ for a moment, without Shen Qingqiu’s natural bitch face. “Of course this Shizun greets his disciple-“
“I can still be your disciple?” Luo Binghe asked, excitedly. Shen Yuan could almost see his tail wagging. A disciple behind him started to argue, only to be shushed as Luo Binghe held up a hand. “Be quiet for a moment. Shizun is speaking.”
“Binghe!” Shen Yuan snapped, without thinking about it. “Don’t be rude!”
“I’m sorry Shizun!” Binghe said, not sorry at all. A different disciple scowled.
“Shen Qingqiu did something to Luo-Shixiong-“
“Nothing has been done to Binghe-“
“I told you to stop talking-“
“Don’t speak to Master Shen that way!” Gongyi Xiao spoke up at last, scolding his fellow disciples. “Show him some respect!”
Shen Yuan sighed as he saw the dark aura starting to form over Binghe. Well, on one hand, he was afraid of dying violently, but one the other, there was only one thing he could do here.
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“What did you do.” Mu Qingfang asked, deadpan, as he finally looked up from his workstation. Shen Yuan laughed nervously, holding up a marked hand.
“I might have gotten infected?”
“Shen-Shixiong.” He said, exhausted. “I’ll get to that. I was referring to the man behind you.”
“Oh.” Shen Yuan glanced behind him. Binghe was sitting at a table, staring down Shen Qingqiu, who was glaring at him darkly. “It’s my old disciple. He’s not dead after all.”
“That’s a demon.” Liu Qingge said, eyes narrowed.
“No, that’s my disciple. Jeez, Liu-Shidi, I know children can be heathens but to call them demons? No wonder you don’t have any-“
“He has a mark on his forehead!” Liu Qingge snapped.
“A tattoo. Quite the rebellious phase, really.”
Mu Qingfang sighed, and then went back to work.
#unfortunately for both Shens his horny thoughts did not get deleted but rather increased#bingqiu#svsss
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Shang Qinghua: I swear to fuck if you keep nagging at me, I WILL kill off your favorite character in my next novel!
Shen Yuan: You. Wouldn’t. Dare.
Shang Qinghua: The hand that yeetith can just as easily yoinkith away, bitch.
#source: original#incorrect quotes#incorrect scum villian#svsss#scum villian’s self saving system#shang qinghua#Shen yuan#shen qingqiu#peerless cucumber#cucumber bro#airplane bro#airplane shooting towards the sky#kudos to my sister for helping me write this#cumplane
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Wei Wuxian: Am I proud of my choices? No.
Wei Wuxian: Do I regret my choices…
Wei Wuxian: Also no.
#source: original#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian
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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?
#oh god where do I start#binghe Brain rot hours#Luo binghe#but he has committed a LOT of crimes in the name of love#stalking#slamming someone against a wall#murder#like a lot of it#torture#trying to end the world#accidentally killing his love interest via sex but it’s okay he recovered#destruction of property#forcefeeding someone demon blood#some miscellaneous war crimes
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Just accidentally got the cashier at Subway into SVSSS ✌️
#my ability to get random people into my hyperfixations knows no bounds#I’ve got that Danmei rizz#svsss
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YES BECAUSE SHOWCASING IS SUCH AN UNFAMILIAR WORD
#I didn’t think part of being an engineer would come with the side effect of hating technology sometimes#bruh it’s a lab report on pressure distribution in supersonic nozzles
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Feng Xin: whats the biggest scar on my body?
Jian Lan: the biggest scar? On your leg.
Feng Xin: which leg? That's the bonus question.
Mu Qing, not looking up: left
Jian Lan:
Feng Xin:
Mu Qing:
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Quick compilation of some of the weirdest ads I’ve ever gotten on Pinterest
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Roses are red
Class is boring
So I think about Bingqiu
Instead of snoring
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The amount of dick jokes in MXTX novels is really something to behold because a lot of them are pretty subtle…..
And then there’s General Dick Yang
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To everyone in the notes saying that Binghe would love being pregnant
You are so right
Unpopular opinion but I think Luo Binghe would be a great dad.
Yeah he might be jealous over the baby getting more attention from Shizun than him. But that would only be for 20 minutes before he realizes that this is HIS baby! His baby and Shizun’s baby! A baby made from himself and the love of his life!!!
Binghe would love his kids more than life itself and have to constantly restrain himself from spoiling the hell out of them!
Bingqiu’s babies are the crown jewels of both Cang Qiong and the entire demon realm. God help anyone who fucks with their kids because those kids will have several demons and multiple Peak Lords looking over them.
And don’t even think of trying to be the favorite uncle because that spot is TAKEN. Shang Qinghua and Liu Qingge are in constant competition for the spot. (Mobei Jun has the favorite uncle role currently and he wasn’t even trying).
Anyways, give Bingqiu babies.
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My mom had us watch Gone with the Wind with her and uhhhhhh…….
It went from “Southern belle drama” to “what the actual fuck just happened” very quickly
#literally fuck Ashley#and Scarlett too#Melanie deserved better#also I feel like she was in love with Scarlett rather than Ashley#gone with the wind
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Xie Lian: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?
Qi Rong: It actually does.
#source: helluva boss#incorrect quotes#incorrect tgcf#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#xie lian#qi Rong
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