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Like Good Omens?

Like SAUCY entertainment and a community of supportive fellow goblins who will gleefully share the best of such fics, art, memes, interactive challenges, SONGS and ENDLESS GIFS???

WELLLLLLLLLL why don’t you mosey on over to Reddit’s @goodomensafterdark and join the rabble on the best sub that every subbed. Soobed? Sibbed? Subbed.

It’s a great time and I adore their warm, somewhat handsy, embrace in this fandom we love so!

VOICE OF GOD: ADULTS ONLY. 18+ *THUNDER AND LIGHTNING*

Go on then! Hop on over! Quick like a bunny! Atta goblin!

for some reason, men who think that they are women are even more disgusting than other men, and that does mean something

Some of you may remember that time I posted Yxala on reddit, and I got some incel of sorts getting extremely worked up at me because she has a bit of a belly, and he found the concept completely impossible to believe. Because well, that's what happens when you mostly watch anime girls and play league of legends, I guess. Conversation in the left, right is the character in question.

I blocked the guy, he saltily edited the message after that because he couldn't keep illuminating my itty bitty AFAB brain with his Truth, I guess.

Now, here's the fun part: The other day, Reddit updated for me and now I can see message requests- Those messages that stay on a different folder until you approve of them. And it turns out, this guy had sent me a message with a throwaway account months ago, named "Thin Weight", to keep shedding his truth to me:

I won't even get on how he had to infantilize me to feel superior, but. Wow. Just. What in the actual fuck.

This grown man felt the URGE to make a new account (against reddit's ToS, btw) to bypass a block (also against the ToS) to keep telling me how he knew what Womens Bellies Look Like. Funniest thing? Her bodytype is based on real-life wrestlers.

I'm mostly sharing because I just want to laugh at this clown at this point, because you just can't make these up

Half of the D&D memes on Reddit: ok so what if the warlock was evil and mischievous and the paladin was a goody two shoes? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?!?!?

Bg3: Ok so the Warlock is probably going to be the only person in your party who will disapprove of killing little Timmy and pissing on his moms grave and the paladin wants you to hit the second tower

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Taylor has been lying on Joe since You’re Losing Me (Important Thread)

I’ve been confident in this theory since Midnights, but didn’t know how to spread it. Taylor is now blatantly lying about Joe and rewriting history. SHE was the one who didn’t want to get married, and Joe broke up with her over it. She chose fame over marriage, and the evidence is all over her music.

Ever since I heard “Mine” I instinctively knew Taylor was afraid of marriage. It’s the classic child-of-divorce case. “You say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes.” / “Brace myself for the goodbye ‘cause it’s all I’ve ever known.”

Her fear of marriage continues throughout her discography. Don’t let “Lover” and “Paper Rings” fool you—those were false promises to Joe at the start of their relationship. Listen to “champagne problems,” a song she and Joe co-wrote. What couple writes a song about breaking up because the girl is terrified of marriage 4 years into their relationship? Why, one where that’s happening, of course. “Your Midas touch on the Chevy door,” aka how she always references Joe turning things to gold. And don’t forget “Renegade,” a song where in the music video SHE is the one anxiously staring out the window being told to “open the blinds.” (“Is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything or do you just not want to?”, the lyric referring to Joe asking for marriage) This was a song written by Taylor from Joe’s perspective at the time. “I tapped on your window on your darkest night” (referring to Rep era) / “Starry eyes sparking up my darkest night.” … “And then you squeeze my hand as I’m about to leave.” (Joe’s POV) / “It’s on your face, don’t walk away, I need to say…” Taylor was the one always blowing up on him and then apologizing, as illustrated in Afterglow, The Great War, and most obviously her post-breakup behavior. Joe was NOT the volatile one of the two (also supported by articles released by her team, stating Joe’s personality was “great for Taylor” because “he is very calm”).

Then, just look at Midnights. The Bejeweled music video (which Taylor wrote and directed) is the clearest thing. A video all about choosing pop-stardom over a ring from a prince? While she and her boyfriend are having marriage disagreements? Hmmm. Interesting. Seriously, just go watch the intro to that video and tell me Taylor was the one fighting to get married behind the scenes.

Midnights lyrics: “He wanted a bride, I was making my own name. Chasing that fame.” (a person who WANTS to get married would NOT be writing this song!!!) “All they keep asking me is if I’m gonna be your bride. The only kind of girl they see is a one night or a wife.” “No deal the 1950s shit they want from me. I just wanna stay in that lavender haze” “I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser.” “I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money. She thinks I left them in the will.” (accompanied by elaborate scene displaying family-related anxieties in music video)

This is someone who is terrified of marriage and being an adult. I believe she launched herself into a fame-hug to avoid confronting her issues with Joe at this late stage in their relationship. After he broke up with her, she realized how deep of a mistake she made during the Eras Tour. Hence, the big lie in “You’re Losing Me” (which was written THEN, in 2023, conveniently dropped during the Matty Healy controversy) and her daring him to “say something” about the lie. (False God lyric: “I can’t talk to you when you’re like this, staring out the window like I’m not your favorite town.” When they fight, he was always the one ignoring her craziness.) And soon after, her peculiar surprise song choices on June 23: “Paper Rings” (“I’d marry you with paper rings”) and “If This Was A Movie” (“If this was a movie, you’d be here by now”).

The initial breakup article by People (Tree Paine’s mouthpiece) even outlines this story. “According to multiple sources, Swift and Alwyn had been ‘talking about marriage as recently as a few months ago.’ But at the end of the day, the couple wasn’t ready for a future together. ‘Taylor didn’t see them working out in the long run,’ says the insider.” This was before she wrote YLM, trying to provoke him, and now she will be driving it further with this new album I’m certain she wrote during 2023, NOT 2 years ago like she and Jack are trying to push. Her having Jack drop YLM’s “2021 date,” and then liking that tweet implying Sweet Nothing was not about Joe (when it was clearly about Joe)… she’s rewriting the narrative. You can’t trust a word she says.

Talking about the Ghostbusters franchise and Dana Barrett, specifically...

I MEAN THEY'RE NOT WRONG

The duet

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

Imsane rule

https://www.reddit.com/r/transandrophobia/s/9YxC9N7lmw

This person says that "amab supremacy" and "afab solidarity" are terf talking points. Doesn't that make them ask questions about anti-terfism? If acknowledging the existence and criticizing a social system that constructs people born with a penis as the oppressors of females is a terf idea, and therefore must be opposed.. it just means that anti-terfism is anti-feminism/male supremacism

yes, but you missed a point: transfems will not always be closer to males, they will be indistinguishable from males because they are males 💕 (same with transmasc people of course)

I mean not necessarily, there are still intersecting modes of oppression that a trans-identifying male could face (like being oppressed for being gay or gender non-conforming), but on the axis of sex, yeah

I'd also block people who use "amabness" as an adjective, because why would they bother to nominalise a term just to use it as an adjective? You should obviously use them as nouns

because it's true lol

because they do

well, you don't have to realise that you are women, but recognising the truth is not really harmful imo. Also, you don't have to detransition. If you are content in your transition, more power to you! Doesn't change your sex though

which "TERF" dislikes women dressing masculine? What women are these people even talking to😭

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