I saw someone point out how cumplane is pronounced almost exactly like 'complain' and I just couldn't think about anything else
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huuuge fan of just. completely ignoring actual canon when i make headcanons. on account of 1) it makes certain people sooo mad 2) sometimes it gets me new friends and 3) if i want vash the stampede to be a transgender man it will be so in my own personal reality because hes not real. and that's pretty neat
here are some other examples of this
wei wuxian and xie lian are best friends
nicholas d. wolfwood is mexican catholic
yugi amane aka hanako-kun is genderfluid
jin ling's favorite uncle is actually wwx
the travelers from genshin impact are both black because i am
and on the topic, aeventi is the truth
shen qingqiu and shang qinghua do in fact fuck regularly despite both being married to their respective demon husbands
meryl, milly, vash, and wolfwood are ALL married to each other
remember that in fandom you can do whatever you want forever. peace and love! <3
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Shang qinghua behind you-
[ID in plain and alt text: digital drawing of shang qinghua and shen qingqiu from scum villain. shang qinghua has one hand on his hip, the other hand pointing up, eyes closed and smiling as if saying something philosophical. Above him is a speech bubble where he quotes a tumblr post by user klezmurlocs that says "calling a work of fiction 'saccharine and masturbatory' to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off". shen qingqiu is behind him with a murderous glare, swinging his fan towards shang qinghua as if it was a baseball bat. End ID]
(shoutout to @princess-of-purple-prose for the idea I took from her tags)
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ive been thinking a lot about how shen yuan and shang qinghua have this friendship, right, and once they relaxed a little it'd be obvious at least to those close to them that they have a lot of shared history. but after a while, itd become clear that a lot of that shared history is dirty jokes, and the locations and properties of aphrodisiac/fuck-or-die plants, and that the names they call each other are dick puns, and that shen qingqiu voraciously reads shanh qinghua's erotica even if he heaps criticism on it.
and im just imagining binghe or their disciples or whomever slowly developing a picture of those two having a really wild and misspent youth together before becoming peak lords.
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Request time! For @/opalfairy Magical Girls Shen Yuan y Shang Qinghua!🥒✈
The designs I imagined for each of them
And a littlr extra♡
I know I did more than usual but I loved this concept! >u<
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POV you’re LQG walking in on SQQ and SQH’s super important do not disturb sect management meeting (they’re doing a system screen share and watching the Barbie movie. You cannot see it)
Ko-fi | Commissions
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Airplane is bragging too much on the forums about how he's dating his biggest hater, Peerless Cucumber.
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