Would be funny if he got so mad he choked on that bun and died.
Also I can't draw good backgrounds so don't look to closely at anything and everything will be fine
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Notification: The peerless jade fairy of Cang Qiong's Mountain Sect is smiling! Looks like he's easily amused by his disciples' antics...!!! What a surprise!!! +300 Overwhelming Beauty Points!
Ok now for my silly little notes in fashion and other nonsense about this piece:
This is specifically Shen Yuan during the pre-abyss arc, mostly because I have a very, very different interpretation of him when he's already married to Binghe- Empress Shen is a whole other, much more decked out beast I will one day tackle.
His clothes are based on late Qin to early Han dynasty clothes for women, mostly because I can, and it seemed perfect for him; it's completely covered, and thus respectable and elegant! Nothing wrong to see here. It's also tight-er around the legs, which leaves things to the imagination...half of the mountain is definitely thinking about his long, slender, lily-white legs at any given time.
Is it technically crossdressing? Yeah, but it is a shitty Xia-Xia world, who's gonna stop me? Airplane? That guy would be on my side, actually.
The see-through outer robe is a flex, look at all that expensive fabric...just hanging off of him...a rich kid in one life a rich kid in all of them.
Binghe does his hair because he's terrible at it and can only do half-updo's or ponytails, he's too distracted by the mere thought of touching Shizun's hair to stop and think why Shen Qingqiu can't do it all of a sudden thankfully.
The hair, on a more serious note, is a bit more realistic to ancient-Chinese hair than an actual half-updo. Though it is more similar to late Han or Tang dynasties hairstyles than anything. Again, shitty Xia-Xia, don't play with me.
There's a little turtle in his fan because I think he'd be like awn that's so cute and either Liu Qingge or Yue QingYuan would be immediately like. I'll buy it!!! He acquires many-a-thing by simply looking cute and staring at it until one of them gets it for him I'm sure.
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Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.
Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.
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a certified sqh moment
[ID: Digital art of Shang Qinghua from Scum Villain. He has his eyes closed in a forlorn expression, seeming to sigh as he says, "I should be @ the club". From off screen, Shen Qingqiu says, "You're 80 fucking 6 bro". /end ID]
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Shang Qinghua: Hey Cucumber Bro would you slap your best friend in the face for a million gold?
Shen Qingqiu: I would punch you in the face for free.
Shang Qinghua, on the verge of tears: I’m your best friend?!
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The way mxtx's kids have crazy standards for partners. One's going for the fucking grandmaster of demonic cultivation, the other is going for a dude from a whole different world who literally creates a happier ending for him and two of them are straight up shooting for GODS! Like.. what do they put in their grindr profile?
Preferred: Innovators who can raise the dead? Dudes who literally wrote me into existence?
Interests: Making it rain blood?
Strengths: Acting pathetic to get my man's attention?
Relationship type: No hookups cause it's soulmatism time! We are literally attached by the red string of fate/you came into this world to heal me/I raised your son and called him my longing for you/I am literally god's favorite ice cube. Sooo put on that ring made from my ashes and let's get married the second we get together!
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Shen Qingqiu's internal identity is making me feral
He's caught in Luo Binghe's dream and I'm assuming that reverts him into his true self or how he sees himself internally which is why he appears as Shen Qingqiu
Every fanfic that has Shen Yuan being revealed in his dreams is wrong
Shen Qingqiu is Shen Qingqiu first and foremost
The wholesale rejection of his past self is so deep and ingrained that if someone went searching for his "real" identity the most they'd get is his web ID
Like that is ...familiar and like honestly same hat in a lot of respects but also! People who are mentally stable don't do that!
I know you said your last life was idyllic and trouble free Shen Qingqiu but forgive me for not believing a damn thing your lying ass has to say!
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