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tommy, how's sunkist? how's that sweet puppywuppy
Gordon retracts his hand.
So no one else can see the things he's seeing. Great.
"H-how's Sunkist? Been a while since I've seen her too."
"Sunkist, Sunkist is okay! I think she likes it here, she's been singing all kinds of happy colours!"
Tommy starts booking it in the direction of a house.
"Uh- dude! Slow down, man! Is this it?"
Gordon comes to a halt beside him. The taller man is pointing at something.
"Like, that's her favourite tree! But...she won't let me touch it :(."
Gordon looks up at the tall, three-storey house in front of them. It even has a garage.
He turns his attention to where Tommy is pointing. Behind the fence, growing out of the backyard, is a tall, dark tree.
"Oh woah, sweet house. This yours?"
"No. The fence won't stop her though."
Gordon looks closer at the fence. There's a dog-shaped hole in it.
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I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider
#Spiderverse#portal#olivia octavius#doc ock#GLAD0S#Im just saying. Maybe that’s where she went ok. Gordon freeman is spiderman here by the way i think
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
#batman#batfamily#batfam#dc comics#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#cassandra cain#batfamily incorrect quotes#tim drake#duke thomas#brucie wayne#stephanie brown#harper row#helena wayne#barbara gordon#batkids#batsiblings#helena kyle#athanasia al ghul#cassandra wayne#kull wayne#aion wayne#terry mcginnis#matt mcginnis#carrie kelley#alina shelley
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Batman AU
Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.
After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.
Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.
Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?
Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):
#incorrect quotes#batman#batfam#robin#commissioner gordon#bruce wayne#tim drake#joker would probably find it funny#riddler would call cps#random thugs would give batman shit for “giving” robin a gun#yeah 45 magnum isnt standard issue but its funnier if it was
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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations
#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#duke thomas#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#headcanon#crack#batposting#shitpost#tw food mention
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tim: sweet dog you got there.
gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.
tim: still training huh?
gordon: red robin.. what do you mean?
tim: ...
tim: nevermind...
#he has a blunt in his utility belt he plans to share with spoiler later#and a cart#and perhaps a guava ice lost mary that he hits whenever bruce isnt looking - its like a game#stoner tim drake my beloved#dc#tim drake#james gordon#robin#red robin#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#spoiler#stephanie brown
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I was playing the Sims 4 with Gordon Ramsay and we were arguing about where to put the fridge.
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW TRAP 🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚
#saw#saw 2004#saw franchise#saw movies#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#amanda young#mark hoffman#peter strahm#kill them with kindness#nick.txt#saw ii#saw iii#saw iv#saw v#saw vi#saw vii
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HEEHEEHEE….
Part 2 👇
#fan art#art#funny#dc#dc comics#batman#bat family#fan comic#bat brothers#Jason todd#tim drake#robin#red hood#Barbara gordon#batgirl#oracle#bat family shenanigans#bat bros
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KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES
Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help
#batfam#bruce wayne#richard grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#damian wayne#duke thomas#barbara gordon#stephanie brown#alfred pennyworth
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uh oh! bees gordon!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 bees!!
"Aaah, bees-"
A sudden explosion of incoherent buzzing and a haphazard swarm of whizzing yellow and black streaks flood Gordon's senses.
"AAAAAAAH WHAT THE- HOLY FUCK-!!"
He starts breaking into a run, not caring where he's going until-
All at once, it stops.
Gordon comes out of it, sweating profusely and confused.
"The- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??!"
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gordon behaviour
ive been thinking about the og vid all day so i animated it
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Jason: Hey, Alfie! Which of us was the least crazy as a kid?
Bruce: Let’s face it. None of us were easy children. I dropped out of college and then dropped off the grid. Dick was a menace—
Jason: Nah, Dick’s the Golden Boy.
Bruce: He wanted to single-handedly hunt down a powerful criminal and thought the entire manor was a trapeze.
Dick: Well, Jason was like the perfect kid.
Bruce: He ran away, died, and started murdering people.
Jason: Fair. But the Replacement’s your perfect little soldier, isn’t he?
Bruce: He stalked me, he says incredibly concerning things with no idea how concerning he sounds, he started YOUNG JUSTICE, I—
Damian: Batgirl III is boring. Surely she was easy to deal with?
Bruce: Are you kidding me? She got pregnant and started a gang war!
Steph: Guilty as charged. But Duke’s the normal one, so—
Bruce: You started a gang war? Duke started a gang!
Damian: I’m the perfect heir.
Bruce: You’re an assassin who is currently attempting to turn my house into a zoo. And you keep trying to murder Tim.
Jason: Eh, we’ve all been there. Except Cass. Cass hasn’t tried to murder anyone.
Bruce: Cass tried to fight Lady Shiva to the death, despite refusing to kill. Cass is not well-adjusted either.
Cass: Barbara is good.
Bruce: No, she keeps hacking the Batcomputer. And she’s dating my son. Honestly I have no idea how I’m still sane.
Alfred: I’m afraid your sanity is very much in question, Master Bruce.
#batman#incorrect batman quotes#dc comics#dc#dcu#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#humor
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#saw#saw franchise#horror#tobin bell#jigsaw#james wan#saw 2004#leigh whannell#adam#cary elwes#dr lawrence gordon#lawrence gordon#shawnee smith#amanda young
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I feel bad for Dick but at the same time I can't help but find this funny. 😭
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