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one-time-i-dreamt · 35 minutes ago
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I saw a Tumblr post discussing whether or not Adam Sandler classified as a Disney Princess, and while I don't remember what it said because I scrolled too fast, it ended with "Shoot on Sight" which is weird because I don't think I have anything against Adam Sandler.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 36 minutes ago
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now why did I just get an ad on Facebook for... a hand?
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one-time-i-dreamt · 20 hours ago
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Me and a guy I know vaguely agreed to date because our moms kept insisting and we were tired enough of their constant nagging.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 21 hours ago
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My mum turned into a cannibalistic plus size snake person who secreted a toxic ooze everywhere and was going to eat my whole family.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 23 hours ago
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My mum turned into a cannibalistic plus size snake person who secreted a toxic ooze everywhere and was going to eat my whole family.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 23 hours ago
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I was waiting in some weird town to get on a train to this facility (?) inside Mt. Paektu. I managed to befriend someone before finally getting on the train. When we arrived at the facility, the mountain started erupting and everyone got boiled alive.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 23 hours ago
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One of my friends got circumcised and the skin that came off was laid out and vacuum sealed into a bookmark.
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one-time-i-dreamt · a day ago
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I was waiting in some weird town to get on a train to this facility (?) inside Mt. Paektu. I managed to befriend someone before finally getting on the train. When we arrived at the facility, the mountain started erupting and everyone got boiled alive.
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one-time-i-dreamt · a day ago
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one-time-i-dreamt · a day ago
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One of my friends got circumcised and the skin that came off was laid out and vacuum sealed into a bookmark.
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one-time-i-dreamt · a day ago
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I went for a walk in the woods and saw a giraffe about the size of a dinosaur.
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one-time-i-dreamt · a day ago
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If you are ever in Zagreb, do visit the Cat Caffe! My heart is warm every time I'm there.
The owner is amazing and she found a way to take care of many cats (the profits go to their care) and take them off of streets.
I've been there any chance I've got since it's on the opposite side of time from me, and the staff is just so lovely.
They're always taking care of the kitties.
I also love how they do thematic drinks for different seasons, holiday, events and so on.
I can't wait to try the apple pie and cheesecake hot chocolate the first change I get!
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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Legend behavior from Belle Grace
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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I was in the dairy isle talking with Sans Undertale before the store intercom came on. Took me a minute to realise that it wasn't an intercom but I was in fact asleep in yoga class and that was the instructor speaking.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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MCR preformed at my school homecoming dance and then Gerard Way gave me all the outfits they wore on the tour so far.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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I was a teenage boy in a school for kids with superpowers, but I got bullied because my superpower was to create apple sauce, so my dad who also had apple sauce powers became an apple sauce-themed villain and destroyed the school.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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All memes made in a certain program (the main meme making program) after a year would start to have their text blacked out so as to make them unreadable. The older they were the more they got blacked out until it was just an image. People got around this by saving their memes on their phone, but still dashboards would be filled with these blacked out memes.
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