Couples Therapy: Communication is key.
This matched Crowley’s energy so I had to: ALL I WANT IS WINGSTOP.
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someone on ao3 giving me a wonderful long comment: do you like the bread little birdie?
me, quietly: I fucking LOVE this bread
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 197
Damian: Mother didn't raise a coward.
Jason and Tim, in unison: "Mama didn't raise nobody actually, my mom was absent."
Jason: Some call it murder, others a public service.
Rose: It's not even Halloween yet and I'm already dressed as your future girlfriend.
Jason: Don't bother, I'm gonna die alone. Um, I'm going as Taylor Swift.
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*after Luffy finds the One Piece and they have to part ways*
Luffy: Zoro you were a wonderful experience.
Zoro: You... you were everything.
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Genji: I am happy to see you’ve decided to turn over a new leaf. I just have one rule for you here, brother.
Hanzo: Of course, what is it?
Genji, taking a deep breath: No. kissing. the cowboy.
Hanzo, confused: Al… Alright? I do not think that will be a problem?
Genji, sighing: You have not seen him, so don’t say that yet.
Cassidy, with Overwatch’s mail: Mail’s here!!
Hanzo: … Wow.
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Rowin and Baxter’s team name is Black, White and Red all over 🖤🤍❤️
Our life belongs to @gb-patch
Stills under the cut
They’re so silly
Solo Randy as well
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Reader: *arguing with Bi Han*
Kuai Liang&Tomas: (standing 10 feet away) “We got your back…from right here”
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The them <33 that one tiktok trend <33
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Elena has a sex appeal she wields on stage, and on occasion, to mess with Bruno
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Muriel, crying: “am I ugly?”
Aziraphale, smiling sympathetically: “nonsense! I’m looking at you right now and you’re the most beautiful angel in the world!”
*Crowley enters the bookshop*
Muriel, to him: “am I ugly?”
Crowley, sipping some wine: “very much”
Aziraphale: *rolls his eyes*
Crowley: *smiles satisfied while keeping on sipping his wine*
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Heard this sound and immediately thought of Tech so I just had to do it! 😭💔 I hope he’s alive somehow!
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Bro, Universal Music Group removing all their sounds from TikTok???
So many of my liked TikToks are muted now and a lot of them were just Queen TALKING. These audios are muted now potentially forever (???) and who knows where else they exist or how to preserve them (a lot is on YouTube, I know but still). They can’t be the only older music artists affected by this either.
anybody know if the sounds could potentially come back if an agreement is made between the companies?
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You know that "I like writing on walls"sound? Here's my keeper ones
Tam: I like writing on walls. Fuck you society --- Tam
Rayni: Tam, this is actually a door, not a wall, regards, society.
Biana: Follow your dreams!
Keefe: I literally only have nightmares.
Tam: Question everything.
Keefe: Why?
Dex: Yo girl on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Biana: That's a great line. But underneath somebody wrote---
Stina: Germany 1942
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 158
Jason: ... Want a beer?
Dick: Tim's sixteen!
Jason: I don't know, what am I supposed to do with him?
Bruce: Whatcha got there?
Duke: *has a leashed ostrich in one hand and a smoothie in the other*
Duke: A smoothie.
Jason: So, Batman thinks he can stay on patrol longer than me, does he?
Duke: Sure, I don't know, why not.
Jason: Well he's wrong!
Tim: Okay, sure.
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we broke up on PictoChat, crying on my DS :’(
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