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(Name): Jamison, you’ll eat anything.
Junkrat: What? I won’t eat anythin’, I’m pretty discerning.
(Name): (holding small piece of something) Eat this.
Junkrat: (immediately takes it and eats it) Wot was that?
(Name): (holds up a sponge with a small chunk missing)
Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Nickname)!
(Name): (chuckling) You-
Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!
(Name): You put it in your mouth, Jamie!
Junkrat: Ughh!
#you can’t honestly tell me he wouldn’t do this#overwatch x you#overwatch x reader#junkrat#junkrat x reader#overwatch incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#source: bob's burgers#overwatch 2#ow2#ow#overwatch#overwatch junkrat#jamison fawkes#my stuff
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Mauga:*talking to Lifeweaver* Pros and cons of dating me.
Mauga: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Lifeweaver: And the cons?
Mauga: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
#overwatch shitposts#lifeweaver#overwatch mauga#mauga#niran pruksamanee#samoanflower#SamoanLotus#I ship them now#inncorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#Mauga x Lifeweaver#Yes don't worry I still Ship Bapweaver
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Genji: I am happy to see you’ve decided to turn over a new leaf. I just have one rule for you here, brother.
Hanzo: Of course, what is it?
Genji, taking a deep breath: No. kissing. the cowboy.
Hanzo, confused: Al… Alright? I do not think that will be a problem?
Genji, sighing: You have not seen him, so don’t say that yet.
Cassidy, with Overwatch’s mail: Mail’s here!!
Hanzo: … Wow.
#ovw#overwatch#overwatch 2#ow#ow2#cole cassidy#hanzo shimada#genji shimada#yeehan#mchanzo#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#overwatch incorrect quotes#tiktok#tiktok sounds
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Lifeweaver: Well, Satya, how do I look?
Symmetra, trying to use gay slang she knows he would appreciate: This outfit makes you look like a cunt.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#Overwatch#symmetra#Lifeweaver#satya vaswani#niran pruksamanee#I had to get this out of my system please I love them so much#someone tagged saying he might still take this as a compliment#and I agree#plus he knows her too well
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Genji : “I dare you to kiss the first person who walks in the room.”
Cassidy : “I'm not kissing any-”
Hanzo walking in : “Hello Cassidy, Genji”
Cassidy standing up : “Well, a dare's a dare”
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Mauga: Yep! Sometimes I gotta beat the simps off me with a stick!
Mauga: *frantically swinging a long stick at a mob of rabid Overwatch fans* BACK! BACK I SAID!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect Overwatch#Mauga Overwatch#Overwatch funny#@hannah-the-red-head#dude’s trailer came out on Friday and I can feel the simps crawling out the wood works#I give it a week after his release that Fanfiction writers and artists are gonna be flooding the internet with this guy#Can’t blame them though#Mauga#source: chowder
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Roadhog: If we're gonna work together, you're gonna have to learn to aim.
Junkrat: Aim is my middle name!
Junkrat: ...Actually, it's the middle part of my first name!
#i don't know how he spells it but it works if he spells it jaime#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch quotes#incorrect overwatch#overwatch#junkrat#roadhog#junkrat and roadhog
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Reyes: I have death-defying powers and I’m an genetically enhanced solider
Sombra: I’m the best hacker in the world and can hack into anything and everything, including people and other living things
Moira: I can take life forces and make them my own
Cassidy: I’m a gay cowboy👍🏻
#overwatch#incorrect overwatch#overwatch incorrect#overwatch incorrect quotes#cole cassidy#gabriel reyes#reaper#sombra#moira overwatch
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I like making in-universe tweets. They're fun.
#shitposting#rammatra#incorrect overwatch#fareeha amari#overwatch#uhhhhhhh i dont think i will tag all of them
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Genji: Why do you get to be in charge? Why can't we take turns?
Hanzo: Because I'm the oldest
Asahi: Yeah? Well you're also the gayest so I think i should be in charge
#hanzo shimada#genji shimada#asahi shimada#overwatch#overwatch oc#overwatch incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#asahi is the youngest brother and my oc!! hes just a silly little dude!!
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Moira, to Mercy: "I get one arm, and you get fucking wings? How!?"
#overwatch#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#moira o'deorain#angela ziegler#source: the legend of vox machina
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Casino: one day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe
D.va: not if I eat the Mona Lisa
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Mauga: Lifeweaver you can’t move in with Baptiste.
Lifeweaver: Why not?
Mauga: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see you without any makeup?
Lifeweaver: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Mauga:*Quickly grabs his hands* Holy crap, you’re beautiful.
#overwatch shitposts#lifeweaver#jean baptiste augustin#mauga#mauga x lifeweaver#lifeweaver x baptiste#bapweaver#samoanflower#samoanlotus#Mautisteweaver?#polyamory maybe ?#inncorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch
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Hanzo Shimada: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I have ever done.
Genji Shimada: When we were kids, you convinced me that eggs were not real.
Hanzo: They’re not.
Genji: Haha, very funny.
Hanzo: I’m serious. Did you not hear?
Genji: I-… no?? What happened??
Hanzo: How have you fallen for this again?
#overwatch#ow#ow2#hanzo shimada#genji shimada#overwatch hanzo#overwatch genji#overwatch headcanons#overwatch hcs#incorrect overwatch#overwatch incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#ow version of my cs2019 post
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Hanzo to Genji at one point:
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Hanzo : " Okay , yeah, i have loving feeling for Cole. But does that mean i'm in love with him ? No-."
Hanzo: " Oh my god …. I'm in love with Cole"
Hanzo to Genji and Kiriko : " Why didn't you guys tell me ?"
Genji : " We though you knew ."
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