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Mauga: Baptiste told me that I wasn’t “romantic enough” with him
Sombra: That’s petty.
Mauga: Exactly ! Like bitch I’m not romantic ?!? I ate six cookies out of his ass and I’m not romantic ?!?
Sombra, spitting her water out: I-
Mauga: I don’t give a fuck what he was talking about, I’m romantical as fuck !
Sombra: YOU WHAT ?!?
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Reaper: I think we're missing something.
Sombra: Teamwork?
Moira: Cohesion?
Sigma: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Angela: Is something burning?
Fareeha: Just my love for you.
Angela: Fareeha, the toaster is on fire.
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Kiriko: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Cole: *Gasps* Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Hanzo: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Genji: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
76: My moral code, is that you?
Kiriko :..... I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug ? therapy? I... what happened?.....
*meanwhile in the kitchen*
Lúcio,Baptiste,Angela,Ana and Zenyatta: *gasps in a state of shock feeling a disturbance in the force * Oh no...
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Incorrect Overwatch Quotes #6
Moira: Oh, so Overwatch gets to have their fun but when I try to have fun, it's problematic?
Mercy: People die when you have fun.
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Roadhog: If we're gonna work together, you're gonna have to learn to aim.
Junkrat: Aim is my middle name!
Junkrat: ...Actually, it's the middle part of my first name!
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Dva: You call it a 'near death accident', I call it a vibe check from God.
Dae-Hyun: and what did the doctors call it?
D.va: multiple broken bones and a concussion
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bw!genji: *taking his faceplate off so cole can give him a kiss*
bw!genji: “..don’t look so excited..”
bw!cassidy: “sorry, sorry. i’ll pretend not to be.”
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Cassidy, holding a scooter: Ana! Can I go outside and play with this?
Ana: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
Cassidy, running outside: Thanks Ana!
Ana, running out after him and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
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Mercy: "You often use humor to deflect trauma"
Tracer: "Thank you"
Mercy: "I didn't say that was a good thing"
Tracer: "What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny"
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Overwatch: Incorrect Quote #14
Tracer: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye——
Reaper: That’s because you’re too short to do so.
Tracer: …
Reaper: …
Tracer: You listen here you little shit——!
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Captain Myung: You three, explain right now!
D.Mon: It was Hana.
King: It was Hana.
D.Va: It was Hana.
D.Va:
D.Va: ...Fuck.
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Tracer: So are we flirting right now?
Widowmaker: I am literally stabbing you
Tracer: That doesn’t answer my question
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Sombra: Hey, big guy… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Sigma: You texted me to satanize the headquarters before you returned.
Sombra:
Sombra: I wrote sanitize, doc.
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Zenyatta scary dog privilege
*Zenyatta is talking to Hanzo and Cassidy, in the kitchen as he brews them some tea*
Zenyatta:*watches the water boil * You know I think I have the scary dog privileged
Hanzo:*grabs two mugs for him and Cole to drink only to pause when he heard what Zen said* I-I’m sorry scary what?
Zenyatta: Scary dog privileges...
Cole: Okay since when did you get dogs, Zen. Cause I an’t ever seen you with yer dogs, no offense.
Zenyatta:*sighs softly* Well I didn’t get any dogs and knowing Winston he wouldn't share his peanut butter with them.
Cole: So why did you say you have scar dog privileges?
Zenyatta: Um... How do I put this in the nicest way possible....
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*Zenyatta on a mission with Genji at a casino too see any signs of Talon activiety*
Zenyatta: no need to worry Genji I’ll be fine trust me, this isn't my first mission
Genji: you sure master?
Zenyatta: I'm sure.
Genji: alright just be careful, stay close to me okay.
Zenyatta : *bumps into someone* my student I'll be fin-
Zenyatta: oh I'm so sorry I wasnt pay-
Omnicphobe: Watch it you stupid robot, you guys are so incompetent. None of you should exist *throws his drink at Zenyatta*
*Before Zen could react Genji slams the guy on the floor face first hard as he pulls his blade out placing it on their throat*
Genji: APOLOGISE! APOLOGISE TO HIM BEFORE I MUTE YOU SO APOLOGISE!
Omnicphobe:*whimpering in pain as well as fear looking at Zenyatta with tears filling their eyes* I-I'm sorry.. I'm sorry...i'm sorry for throwing my d-drink at you...
Zenyatta:*sighs and placed a arm on genji shoulder * Genji breathe and let the man go before we get kicked out...
Genji:*put his sword awayand takes in a deep breathe before looking at the omnicphobe * Leave now...
*the omnicphobe gets up and runs off quickly terrifed of Genji*
Zenyatta: *sighs softly * Genji I would have handle that but that was a bit to extreme
Genji: I'm sorry master please don't be mad...
Zenyatta:*sighs softly* We'll talk later but I need to clean up
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*flashback ends*
Cole and Hanzo:*with their jaws dropped in total shock*
Hanzo: is that why Genji was suspended from going on missions with you?!
Cole: Because of a omnicphobe he lost it because they said a crude comment and splashed a drink on ya?
Zenyatta:* nods as he pours them there cup of tea* indeed, than today mission was a doozy
Hanzo: is that why yesterday mission was confusing coming from Angela?
Zenyatta: Yes and you'll be surprised by this too....honestly its quiet embrassing...
Cole: how embarrassing?
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*Zen on a mission with 76, Angela and Tracer only to be in the mist of battle with Talon*
Zenyatta : *is healing Tracer with Angela only to be grabbed quickly by Doomfist being pinned hard against a wall *
Angela: Zenyatta!!
Tracer: *winces in pain*L-Let him go
Akande: oh hush you, and you Jack I would advise you lower your pulse rifle...
76:*lowers it * Let him go...
Akande: Oh I don't think-
*Soon Ramattra punches Akande across the face as he grabs Zenyatta holding him close in his nemesis form*
Ramattra: *holding Zenyatta protectively *Zenyatta is off limits Akande, if I see anyone of your posies hurt him...I'll kill you...all of you if I see a single scratch on him
Tracer: bloody hell...Zenyatta are you alright....
Zenyatta: *covering his face a bit embarrassed * ...I'm alright and brother please put me down..
Ramattra: *sets Zenyatta down a bit *If they hurt you Zenyatta, I'll kill themm...
Tracer,76,and Angela:*both nodding as the look at Doomfist out cold body*
Tracer:*whispering to Angela*...is he breathing Angela?...
Angela: *looks at akande and nods slowly * yes
Zenyatta: *claps his hands a bit* Alright than mission complete can we head home now?!
76: Yes...Thank you for saving Zenyatta...
Ramattra: Like I said if you hurt him I'll kill you...
Angela: alright lets head home!
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Cole: *sips his tea calmly* Those are some brutal guard dogs ya got Zen
Zenyatta: honestly it's sweet of them really but now im getting worried if both Genji and my brother meet.
Hanzo: *drinks his tea feeling bad for Zen * that's gonna be a nightmare
Zenyatta: Even worse if something happened to me if I got hurt.
Cole and Hanzo: they'll kill someone...
Zenyatta:*sighs as he nods* ...They'll kill someone....
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Incorrect Overwatch Quotes #1
Gabriel: Dude, we're not married.
Jack: We are a little married.
Gabriel: I know, I love it
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