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bellamer · 11 hours
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My hot take of the day is that although Max is the mastermind of what happened in The Lost Boys, he isn’t some abusive figure who manipulates, abuses and brainwashes the boys like the fandom thinks he is and that the boys are just innocent pawns who don’t know any better and are forced to partake in his plan. I think people came to that conclusion just because he told them they’re not allowed in the store and was mean about it but people fail to realize that
1. The boys bring unwanted attention and Max’s entire thing is that he wants to be perceived as a normal person and not have his cover blown
2. If you were a parent and your bad ass kids who constantly cause trouble came to your job you’d tell them to leave too
My main point is that The Boys are assholes, Max is an asshole, they’re all assholes and it’s fine. You don’t have to turn the boys into brainless little abused puppets who are being mind controlled, abused and manipulated by Max to try to justify what they did. Like I’m pretty sure when they weren’t ordered by Max to kill all those people they killed before meeting the Emersons, like the security guard or when David wanted Star to kill Michael (before it was known that she was the son of the woman Max wanted to be their mother), or Michael’s hazing ritual in general.
Like no one’s going to fault you for loving them as the assholes that they are. You don’t have to turn them into “uwu poor wittle babies” , it’s okay to love them as assholes.
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bellamer · 1 day
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Price: I swear there were clean coffee cups in this cabinet-
Anais(OC): Just use a bowl
Price: I never bought bowls
Anais: You never bought bowls for the house ? What if I make some soup ?
Price: I don’t trust soup. It tells you it’s food but you eat it and you’re never really full. Feels like a scam.
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bellamer · 1 day
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Millionaire Detective isn’t a bad anime but it isn’t good enough to have the opening and ending it has. Like it’s such a great ending and opening song for such a mediocre anime.
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bellamer · 1 day
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Friender-Bender! (Dreamy for the Summer Vacation already...~)
Let's be honest, we all wanna kiss that belly by now.
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bellamer · 1 day
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All of the above plus all the drugs and alcohol
Do we ever get a clear answer why Pickles is almost bald on the top of his head? Is it from stress? Having dreads on a white man??? Or is it just from getting older since men’s hair usually starts coming out younger than woman’s hair?
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bellamer · 1 day
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And yes I mostly hate the Peepaw Price jokes as a PriceGaz shipper because people who tend to think or treat Price older than he is, always want to pull the “Ew, gross, the age gap ! That’s his dad !” when it isn’t a drastic age difference at all and admittedly PriceGaz shippers do it too where they treat Price like some dirty old man who’s targeting Gaz who’s this young bright eyed and bushy tailed piece of ass who doesn’t know any better. Like Gaz is 33 at the most and 28 at the least and Price is 37 and the reader inserts that treat Price like he’s an elderly man on the verge of death and that’s it’s such a scandal to be with a man who hasn’t even broken 40 yet.
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bellamer · 1 day
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I have characters in Baldur’s Gate 3 where I let them do whatever they want not because I want their high approval rate or anything but it’s because I don’t really care. Wyll, Gale and Karlach sure I put in immense amounts of effort but everyone else I’m basically Bloberta Puppington when she’s around Shapey. They want something that’ll probably mess them up in the long turn but won’t screw over my Tav or anyone else in the party ? Sure go ahead, take whatever it is you want and go play away from me because I don’t have the time nor effort nor energy to get into whatever you want to get into
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bellamer · 1 day
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Piercings (TLB x Male!OC)
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(Paul gets pierced despite his fear of needles. Read to find out where)
“Are you sure you want to do this Paulie ?” Marko asked, as Paul laid back on the tattoo table, his shirt and jacket removed. “You practically cried when you had to get your ears pierced, you couldn’t even get the second one done because you were so scared.”
“I can do this Marko.” Paul assured. “Rihan was real gentle when he pierced my other ear, I didn’t even feel it.”
“Because we’re vampires. We seldom feel pain.” Dwayne said from across the room, flipping through a magazine.
“And that needle he used was only like what, 50% silver ? I saw him struggle to get it through your ear lobe.” David said, digging through the candy bowl Rihan kept in the waiting area. “Is he seriously out of fun sized Reese’s Cups ?”
“I’m out of Reese’s Cups because you keep eating them all, David.” Rihan said, abruptly entering the room, carrying a black box. “Get the fuck out of the candy bowl, it’s for paying customers only.”
“We’re paying aren’t we ?” David scoffed, rolling his eyes, avoiding Rihan’s glare.
“Paying me in affection is not the same as paying me in money, which I need.” Rihan argued, before turning away from David and turning towards Paul. “Are you sure you want to do this babe ?”
“I’m sure.” Paul nodded, taking a deep breath. “I just want to get it over with.”
“Alright Paul but I just have to warn you.” Rihan opened the box, revealing a shiny, new, needle. “I’m gonna have to use this.”
“And what the hell is that ?” Paul asked, his breath a little shaky.
“That doesn’t look like a regular piercing needle Ri.” Marko said, looking at the needle and then looking at Rihan.
“It’s not. It’s pure silver.” Rihan said. “My regular needles had a tough time just penetrating his ear lobe, I need something stronger for this particular piercing, so that I can actually pierce you without your healing factor kicking in immediately and so the piercing will heal naturally.”
“So it’s gonna hurt ?!?” Paul asked, eyes wide. “ I don’t want it to hurt !”
“Do you still want to this ?” Rihan asked. “Because I won’t force you, but this needle was fifty dollars, not including the shipping and taxing fees, which is why I had you wait two weeks when you first said you wanted your nipples pierced, so either you go through with it, or all of you owe me about seventy bucks.”
“Look we’ll get you the money.” David said, standing up. “I’m pretty sure there’s some sucker we could rob-“
“No.” Paul interrupted. Everyone looked at him.
“No ?” David asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Rihan went through too much trouble to get that special needle because I said I wanted the piercings. I want to go through with it.” Paul looked at Rihan and then the rest of the boys. “I’m gonna go through with it. I just… I need some support.”
“Alright so how are we doing this ?” Rihan asked, pulling his chair towards the left side of the table and sitting down.
“Here I’ll hold his hand.” Marko said, rushing to Paul’s right side and holding his hand.
Dwayne stood up and placed himself right behind the tattoo chair on the left side, taking Paul’s left hand and holding it up to his cheek.
David placed himself right on the floor, on his knees, as he was right next to Paul’s head.
“We gotcha Paul, we gotcha.” David said, his voice soft. “You’re gonna get through this, okay baby ?”
Paul nodded, taking deep breaths, shutting his eyes.
“Alright Paul, don’t be scared, I’m just cleaning the area real quick, alright ?” Rihan assured, dabbing the sanitary pad on Paul’s nipple. “That isn’t so bad, is it ?”
Paul didn’t say anything, keeping his eyes closed as he breathed in and out, the coldness of the sanitary pad making him flinch slightly.
“You’re doing so good baby.” Marko kissed his palm. “You’re being so good right now, it’ll only be over in a second.”
“Alright Paul this isn’t the needle, it’s a marker, I’m marking where I need to put the needle through, okay ?” Rihan said, patting Paul’s thigh. “You’re doing so well sweetheart, you’re so brave.” He cupped Paul’s chest, something he wouldn’t do with regular customers but he thought it would ease Paul’s mind if he felt his touch, even if he was wearing gloves. He made a mark on the first nipple, drawing two dots before doing the same to the second. Rihan took a deep breath.
“Alright Paul. Just breathe for me, can you do that babe ?” Rihan asked. “Don’t panic and stay still, okay ? Here comes the clamp.”
Paul’s breathing started to pick up when he felt the clamp as he held Marko and Dwayne’s hands in a death grip. David started stroking his hair.
“Shhh, calm down and just breathe babe.” David said. “You wanted this and you’re gonna see it through and then they’re gonna look so good on you.” he kissed Paul’s temple. “Deep breaths okay ?”
“Alright on three.” Rihan said, focusing the needle on the dots. “One…two…three.” Rihan quickly inserted the needle through Paul’s nipple. Paul yelped in pain, losing his grip on Marko’s hand but Marko quickly grasped his hand.
“Baby it’s okay, it’s okay.” Marko kissed his middle finger. “You’re almost there, it’s alright”
“You’re almost done Paul.” Dwayne kissed his other hand.
Rihan removed the needle and quickly inserted the barbel, screwing the ends on.
“I can’t do it.” Paul huffed, almost on the verge of tears, he opened his eyes, giving pleading looks to the others. “I can’t do that again please-“
“Now Paulie.” David crooned, turning Paul’s face toward his. “You said you could do this and we know you can do this, don’t punk out and leave a half finished job”
“I’ll try to be quick with it, okay babe ?” Rihan cooed. “Just keep holding onto the others okay ? You’re being so good right now, this other one is going to be a piece of cake.”
Paul nodded, taking deep breaths that soon turned into pants once Rihan put the clamp on his other nipple.
Marko turned Paul’s face towards him and pressed his lips against his forehead.
“You got this Paul.” Marko whispered.
“I’m going in on three” Rihan said, aligning the needle. “One…two…” and then inserted the needle as fast as he could.
“Fucking shit !” Paul hissed, squeezing his eyes shut. “You said you were going on three-“ that’s when Paul made the mistake of looking down, seeing the needle that was inserted into his nipple. He let out a shaky breath and his eyes started to roll into the back of his head.
“Hey, Paulie no !” David tapped Paul’s cheek with his finger tips. “You’re okay, don’t blank out on us.”
“He’s alright it’s just shock , I have clients pass out all the time.” Rihan assured, taking the needle out and placing the barbell in in, screwing in the ends. “Paulie ? Pretty Bird, you with me ?”
Paul groaned in response and nodded, still panting.
“You’re all done babe.” Rihan smiled. “You did so well for me, you were so brave.”
Paul slowly sat up, sweat gracing his forehead. Dwayne grabbed some paper towels and dabbed the sweat away.
“Shame I can’t show you in the mirror but I can assure you that they look pretty badass, maybe my best work yet.” Rihan said with a smirk.
Paul finally got the courage to look down at his new additions, his face filling with joy when he saw them.
“Holy shit these are badass !” Paul said, cupping his pecs to get a better look.
“How long till we can play with em ?” David asked.
“You gotta admit that they do look pretty hot on him.” Marko grinned, Dwayne nodding in agreement.
“Hard to say with his healing factor but there will be no playing tonight just to be safe.” Rihan said sternly, crossing his arms.
And with that, the boys irrupted into a symphony of groans and protests.
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bellamer · 2 days
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How Price Actually looks
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How Price looks according to the fandom
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bellamer · 2 days
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My hot take is that the “peepaw Price” jokes are annoying because he doesn’t even look old. It’s just the facial hair. “oh but he has forehead wrinkles and eye wrinkles!” Okay ? His eyes and forehead only wrinkle when he makes certain expressions, like when his face is still you barely see them but when he’s squinting or smiling that’s about the only time they’re prominent and that’s normal for someone his age (37) plus take into account that this man has a stressful job and he smokes but looking at his face up close, that doesn’t look like a “peepaw” to me, he looks his age, 37.
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Like I swear with the way ya’ll describe Price he would look like this
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bellamer · 2 days
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Bitch I think I just found 80s Will Wood
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bellamer · 3 days
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Murdertrain a Comin’ is Dethklok’s best song but I’m biased because I love blues music and they somehow managed to translate blues into metal. But I also love the riff when Mashed Potato Johnson comes back in during “I’ve seen hate, I got blues and I’m Mashed Potato Johnson oh yeah” . Like I love it.
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bellamer · 4 days
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Here’s my COD OC Anais Wilson, She’s Price’s estranged wife and is a (semi retired) sniper who was given the nickname name ‘Bright Eyes’ back when she was younger (she’s 34)
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bellamer · 4 days
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As someone who’s seen almost every rendition of Attack of The 50ft Woman I’m gonna need Tim Burton to keep his crusty ass hands off of it because I just feel it in my bones that the studio is going to be like “Tim, you have to cast a black person in this picture” and Tim is gonna sigh, roll his eyes and say “fine but I get to choose who they play !” and his racist ass is gonna do what he does best and only have a black person in the cast if they’re a villain or a minor character and will have a black man play Nancy’s abusive, cheating husband Harry or have a black woman play Honey Parker and have her be a homewrecking asshole who’s in on stressing Nancy out until her heart gives out because that’s the only way you’ll get him to have a black person in whatever he’s involved in
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bellamer · 4 days
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I can finally rest after fighting the good fight.
Hobie Brown is a confirmed teenager and Punkflower fans have fucking won.
We can rest. It’s our victory. We fought hard after being falsely accused as pro shippers. The “Hobie is an adult” people can now forever shut the fuck up and the people who desperately wanted him to be an adult just for the sole reasons of sexualizing him can die. They’re still scrambling like “Maybe he’s 18 or 19 so it’s okay !” Nope shut the fuck up he’s been confirmed to be a teen and is referred to as a young boy, he’s 17 at the most.
He’s a teenager. He’s a boy. Pardon me while I praise dance.
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bellamer · 5 days
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COD Gas Station AU:
First Shifters/Morning Shift:
John Price- Store Manager
Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick- Assistant Manager, Store associate
Alex Keller- Stocker, Store Associate
Farah Karim- Store Associate
Second Shifters/Afternoon-Evening Shift
Alejandro Vargas- Afternoon manager
Rodolfo Parra- Assistant Manager, store associate
John “Soap” MacTavish- Store associate
Gary “Roach” Sanderson- Store associate
Third Shifters- Overnight Shift:
Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley- The only overnight shifter.
Other:
Kate Laswell- General Manager.
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bellamer · 6 days
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So I guess I’m gonna have to read the Hellboy comics because apparently Liz, Abe and Hellboy all had an adoptive sibling relationship and to be honest the romance factor is probably why I didn’t really like the Hellboy movies completely. I feel like the story would have made way more sense if Red was trying to bring his little sister home than him pining over he romantically. Like even before I knew that there were comics I didnt really like them together and I didn’t know why. Like I was a kid watching these movies and the romance in their relationship didn’t work for me at all.
Guillermo might have fumbled that one
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