*Lúcio is listening to music on his headphones just dancing round the kitchen having fun*
D.va: hmmm
Cole: *is having a cup of coffee*No Hana your not going to remove his headphone
D.va:*gasps and placed her hand on her chest* WH-I'd never do something so horrible like that
Cole:*sets his cup down and raised a brow at her*
D.va:...Okay maybe...But what got him groovin out like that!?
Cole: It's none of our business Hana, you of all people should know that
D.va: Aren't you a bit curious !?
Cole: Nope and it's his music taste so no...
D.va:*pouts a bit her arms crossed* not fair
Cole: Nothing is fair, also behave I've gotta go on a mission okay
D.va: Of course I'll behave...
Cole:...hmm
~A few hours later~
Lúcio: *is flustered and embarrassed* HANA IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
D.va: *is laughing* This is ancient
Lúcio: STOP VOCALOID ISN'T ANCIENT!!
Venture:*showing up with Cole* All I heard is "Ancient"
Cole:...Hana...
D.va:*looks at Cole and laughs nervously* Oh hey Cole...
Cole:*has his arms crossed* give him his headphone back...
D.va: B-But he was listening to something so old and-
Cole: Your next mission is with Sojourn also your stuck on cleaning duty
D.va: AW COME ON!!
Venture:*takes Lúcio headphones* Oh shit I love vocaloid!
Lúcio: R-really!?
Venture: Yeah dude!
Venture:*gasp* We should have a vocaloid marathon!!!
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mekamechanic nation do you hear me??? is my mic on??
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A Mechgirl, And Her Knight
Angela: So tell me, Jaune, how did you, and DVA get together?
Jaune: If I tell you, will you stop trying to kill my my girlfriend?
Angela: If you tell me the truth, I might.
Jaune: Okay… she gave me an offer I couldn’t refuse…
Angela: What offer?
Jaune: …
Angela: Jaune, what did she offer you…?
Jaune: Wellllllll…
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(Ping~!)
Jaune: Hmm? Oh, Hana sent me a photo? What she…?!
Hana: Oh hey there handsome~! I really need to sit down, my ass hurts. Do you know where I can find a good seat~?
Jaune: Uhhhhhhh?!
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Angela: Ahh so she sat on your waist then.
Jaune: …
Angela: She sat your your waist, right?
Jaune: Uhhhhhhh…??
Angela: Right. Jaune?
Jaune: She sat on my face…
Angela: She sat on your what?!
Jaune: It’s a guy thing mom, you wouldn’t understand…
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my bitter-coworkers-to-friends-to-lovers headcanon is so dear to me
i think dva/hanas name has some symbolism to it…like people who she finally lets call her hana are truly people in her life she can trust and have real relationships with….
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D.va:*looks at her phone and sighs softly clearly annoyed* Sloane isn't coming to hang out
Brigitte: What again?!
Kiriko: Why!?
D.va: They've been hanging around with Lúcio
Brigitte & Kiriko: UH!?
D.va: Yeah so-
Brigitte:*cuts her off* W-Wait I'm a stan of Lúcio and your telling me that's he's spending time with them!?
D.va: Ohh do I hear jealously?~
Brigitte:*gets embarrassed* WH-N-No
Kiriko:*laughs a bit* relax, she's messing with you besides let's go check up on them
D.va: Yeah I mean it's fine if we invite Lúcio after all besides I think their doing something.
Kiriko:*grabs both Hana's and Brigitte arms* Alright let's go to Lúcio's room and see what's there up too
Brigitte: AH! W-Wait isn't that an invasion of privacy!?
Kiriko: Hmm not really, it's a surprise visit you know
D.va: Yeah what Kiri said!
Brigitte: Oh boy...
*Soon they arrive at Lúcio room*
Brigitte: I think we should kno-
Kiriko:*enters the room*
Brigitte:...Knock...
D.va: *pokes her head in and gasps* OMG!!!
Venture:*is dressed up like Oliver and is doing Lúcio hair like Hatsune Miku *
Lúcio:*wants to die in a hole* oh come on...
Venture:*grins and brings Brigitte,Kiriko,and Hana inside* Glad you guys can cosplay with us!
Brigitte,Kiriko,and D.va: WHAT!?
Venture: Yeah come it'll be fun!
Brigitte: R-Really?
Venture: Of course now everyone hold still!
D.va:*groans* I can't believe it...
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Sojourn: Cole have you seen Hana?
Cole: No I haven't and-
*Venture,Lúcio,Brigitte,D.va and Kiriko all come out dressed as each different Vocaloid characters*
Venture: Hey Cole, Brigitte,Hana,and Kiri are spending time with me and Lúcio were having a vocaloid marathon
Cole:*coughs a laughter and nods* I can tell
Sojourn:*looks away wheezing with laughter*
D.va:*is very embarrassed dressed up as sonika* q-quiet...
Brigitte:*is dressed up as Haku* I find this very fun!
Kiriko:*is dressed up as Luka* I agree, We've been listening to a whole bunch of vocaloid songs!
Venture: want to join us Cole!?
Cole:*shakes his head* nah I'm good but you guys have fun
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★ 【榧野ぐら】 「 Dva 」 ☆
✔ republished w/permission
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brigs poetry is something i don’t think we talk about enough
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Just Dva, Zarya and pink and Nails
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i was playing overwatch when my partner made a joke about how Kiriko flirts and i love my girlfailure so much
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