Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”
Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Zoro: You know that thing you were doing with your mouth just then?
Sanji: You mean expressing my opinion?
Zoro: Yeah, no more of that.
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*Luffy busting into Law's room at 2am*
Luffy: Torao i have an emergency
Law: what
Luffy: why is it called a chicken dance if i dont get any chicken when i dance??? ive been dancing for-
Law:
Law: get the fuck out
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Rayleigh: Did you just...refer to a knife...as a people opener?
Buggy: Uh. Should I not have?
Shanks: Absolutely yes—
Rayleigh: NO.
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Ace: You know, when I first met you I thought you were weird, and annoying.
Luffy: ....
Luffy: And?
Ace: And you are. :>
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Luffy, t-posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.
Crocodile, not looking up from his book: Good morning, problem child.
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basically WANO
Usopp: Zoro is not answering.
Sanji: I'll call him.
Usopp: Franky and I have been calling him again and again, what makes you think he---
Zoro: Oi, stupid cook.
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Sanji: Your quite soft for being a swords man.
Zoro: Excuse me? I'm not soft I'm a dangerous killer.
*Chopper hopping around*
Chopper: Zoro, Zorin. I made you a shells collar.
Sanji: Oh, real though guy, moss head. Now I see it.
Chopper: He keeps losing them.
Zoro: Thanks kid.
*Chopper leaves*
Sanji: Softie.
Zoro: Shut up.
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Luffy: you gotta try being a better person torao!!!
Law:
Law: im barely even a person
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Dialogue I Presently Have No Use For 13
But might eventually
No, no, I will never have use for this.
Literally just Shanks being a shitass and getting a lifelong ban from the entire country of Arabasta for taunting Crocodile—
*staring at Sir Crocodile's hook hand*
*glances at Beck*
*sighs* "Don't do it."
*staaaaare—*
"Shanks, for fuck's sake, don't—"
"So, Sir Crocodile, did you get that at a Second-Hand Store?" *grin*
*Croc raises eyebrow*
"What the hell did you just say?"
"I mean, I'd offer to lend a hand but I'm afraid I'm a bit short on those myself—"
*bites cigar in half* *eye twitching*
*dragging Shanks away by the back of his cape* "Aaaand we're leaving."
*shouting from outside* "Have you figured out the sound of one hand clapping? I can't seem to—" *kicks him in the shin* "Ow—"
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