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zashiyumada · 8 months

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Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”

Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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dutchmancallypso · 3 months

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Zoro: *wearing a tight wet croptop*

Sanji: *nosebleeding* "You look slutty"

Zoro: "wh-"

Sanji: "I MEANT SHITTY"

Usopp in the background: "I cant do this anymore, im jumping off the ship"

#zosan #incorrect zosan #usopp

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waywardgirl75 · 5 months

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i have seen many fanarts of sanji in dress and makeup but imagine a scenario where,

Zoro tryout makeup for the first time....

Sanji: You're wearing makeup

Zoro: It's just eyeliner. Do you like it?

Sanji: It looks...okay I guess

Sanji, sobbing into Usopp's shoulder: He looked so good

Usopp: I know

Sanji: I'm so gay

Usopp: I know

#oh the vision #sanji really would lose it tbh #zosan brainrot #zosan ruined me #incorrect zosan #zosan #zoro/sanji #zoro x sanji #one piece

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asfarblues · 1 year

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incorrect text generator but make it zs

#one piece #op #zosan #incorrect zosan #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #sanzo #idk i thought this was funny #my art #sanji #vinsmoke sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro

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melloreine · 7 months

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I always find it so interesting that in most official art (this one for example) if Sanji is near Nami/Robin and Zoro he is almost* always fighting with zoro rather then flirting with the ladies. Really says something about his priorities

#one piece #zosan headcanons #zosan #incorrect zosan #op zosan #Zosan real

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supernovayuko · 1 year

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Yeah they be even worse than them

#tralfagar law #lawlu #one piece #lulaw #mugiwara no luffy #illustration #luffy x law #monkey d. luffy #one piece lawlu #zosan #one piece zosan #vinsmoke sanji #ronoroa zoro #lawlu headcanon #onepiece #zoro x sanji #incorrect zosan

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ughsadking · 9 months

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I have left my ipad to enjoy pastels again. It’s my mom’s gift, ok? I like pastels and paper now… also it’s been almost a week now that i tried to set some boundaries with my friends and they don’t seem to like it one bit. Apparently they don’t care about what it upsets me and just want to do whatever they want and now they’re giving me the silent treatment. I might just accept, after 10 years, that they’re toxic relationships and cut ties with them. Still i feel like garbage.

#one piece #one piece fanart #one piece zosan #zosan #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #strawhats #straw hat crew #cat burglar nami #zoro #zosan art #incorrect zosan #one piece zoro #luffy x reader #vinsmoke sanji #zoro x sanji #op zoro #zoro x luffy #incorrect one piece quotes

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julia-shephard · 1 year

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this is how they flirt i believe

#zosan #zosan au #incorrect zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #op zosan #anime #manga

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bennwazzhere · 9 months

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INCORRECT ZOSAN QUOTES PT. 7

Zoro: I fell—

Sanji: From heaven?

Zoro: No, I literally fell—

Sanji: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Zoro: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Sanji: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Zoro: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Sanji: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Zoro: No, like, U R A Q T.

Sanji: Awwww!

Zoro: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Sanji: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

Sanji: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Zoro: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Zoro: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Sanji: Nope, there's 26.

Zoro: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Sanji: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Zoro: You'll get the D later ;).

Sanji: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Zoro: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Sanji: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Sanji: I think we should kiss.

Zoro: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Sanji: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Zoro: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Sanji: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Zoro: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

Sanji: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Zoro: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Sanji: Seize the dick.

Sanji: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Zoro: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

#zoro x sanji #one piece #goofy shit #incorrect zosan #zosan #zoro roronoa #vinsmoke sanji #zoro #sanji #black leg sanji

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khepiari · 11 months

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Well Zoro and Sanji are couple goals okay!

Sanji called, and Zoro answered! In midst of a fucking battle! And Zoro agreed to a death-pact!

Sorry girls, we need to put men to higher standards! Don’t wait for that text, move on!