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#incorrect anime quotes
whateveranimex · 7 months
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Chuuya: So what's for dinner? Dazai: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise! Chuuya: ... Chuuya: Is it soup? Dazai: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Chuuya: Please enough with the soup puns! Dazai: Wow, you're soup-per mean. Chuuya: STOP! *one hour later* Chuuya: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
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zashiyumada · 5 days
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Sanji: I hate you!
Luffy: Nuh uh! This picture I drew of us holding hands proves you don’t!
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all-too-random · 5 months
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BSD Incorrect Quotes
Chuuya: I’m going to take you out
Dazai: Great, it’s a date!
Chuuya: I meant that as a threat.
Dazai: See you at five!
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soukokuchild · 1 year
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Dazai: Are you mad?
Chuuya : No.
Dazai: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Alhaitham: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Kaveh's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
Kaveh /from inside the bathroom/:...aND SHE JUST LEFT??? LIKE WHO DOES THAT???
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yamraihasgirlfriend · 6 months
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Tanjiro: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes. Inosuke: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood. Tanjiro: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
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qadzikin · 4 months
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Yoo Jonghyuk: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Kim Dokja: It was autocorrect. Yoo Jonghyuk: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Kim Dokja: Yes.
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kazuha-pista-badam · 1 year
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sukuna: fool me once, i’m gonna kill you
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kimjun · 2 years
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Yn: It's been a year since I surrendered to the enemy
madara: She means we got married
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incorrectpot · 5 months
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Not saying Konomi MAY have favorites among the Japanese cast…
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Incorrect Haikyuu-21
Suga to Hinata and Kageyama after Tsukishima pisses them off again: Violence isn't the answer
Kageyama: You're right
Hinata: It's the question
Kageyama: And the answer is yes. [both run off]
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whateveranimex · 3 months
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Chuuya: *dangles hand off bed*
Dazai, under the bed: *grabs hand*
Chuuya: This is nice
Chuuya: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-
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zashiyumada · 9 months
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(Usopp, Luffy, Zoro, and Chopper sitting in jail)
Usopp: So… who should we call?
Zoro: Well, I would call Cook but… I feel safer in jail.
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akabanerio · 1 year
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*Rio reading Gakushuu‘s diary*
Gakushuu: Nakamura- what are you doing on my room?!
Rio: Shhh be quiet I’m reading. It‘s a very good book. I love enemies to lovers
Gakushuu: It‘s not what you think-
Rio: Yeah sure, so you are in love with someone else named Akabane Karma? What are the odds? *grins*
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cjs-51703 · 6 months
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Lio: Can I be frank with you guys?
Galo: I don't know how changing your name is gonna help.
Guiera: Can I still be Guiera?
Meis: Sh, let Frank speak.
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