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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months

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[Peter and his cousin R/n (She got her powers from a blood transfusion with Peter.) are walking the halls of the Spider HQ, she telling Pete that she might not be able to take Mayday for the weekend because of her job and might have to do it next weekend.]

R/n: So this week is not looking good, but next week is...*noticing Peter is distracted* Peter are you listening?

Peter, looking at a “where is it?” book: Yeah, you’re free next week.....*under his breath* where’s that damn spoon???

[as they’re walking into Miguel’s office.]

R/n: Seriously man what the hell is soo fascin...

*She stares at the book and realizes she recognizes it.*

Miguel, as they enter: You’re late-

R/n, holds her finger up to Miguel: Shh!

Miguel: Did you jus- *R/n shushes Miguel again.*

R/n: Peter....Did- Did you steal that book from Mayday’s pediatrician?

Peter, looks between her and the book: Huh? Wha..I...i-is that not what you’re supposed to to do?

{Miguel facepalms)

Miguel’s thoughts: This family makes me want to murder people...

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harveywritings92 · 2 years

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Y/n, to Dick: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Dick: No I have not, Y/n, but thank you for ruining my life.

Damian, in passing: Don't worry. There will come a time where it won't be.

Dick: Thanks. That’s even worse.

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v1x3n · 2 months

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jaysgirlx · 4 months

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You, while playing with Jason's hair: Do the scars still hurt?

Jason: All the fucking time.

You: Do they hurt, when I touch them or-

Jason: No no no, it's more of a mental thing…sometimes when you touch them they bring back bad memories before I…

You: Then why don't you ever pull away?

Jason: Because I know you're not trying to hurt me, I know that you're safe? I don't know the fucking words for this…

*He rests his head on your shoulder*

Jason: Just don't leave.

You: I never will Jay.

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kimjun · 5 months

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YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.

Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.

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velvetwilde · 1 month

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Who the fuck he think he is to be this damn hot?

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midnight-pluto · 3 months

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Y/N, talking about red lobster: im a whore for the cheesy biscuits

Jason: you say you’re a whore for everything

Y/N: oh yeah like what?

Jason: bottled water, massages, internet, burt’s bees, french fries, american spirits, blink 182…

Y/N: we need to hang out less

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severussnapemylove · 7 months

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(Looking at a list of Order members names)

Y/N; “Wait, for real? (looks at Sirius) Sirius Orion Black? Your initials are S.O.B? So you’re a son of a bitch by name and by nature.”

Severus; (chokes on his drink)

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fxiryeon · 19 days

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*Y/N and Luke staring into each other’s eyes*

Percy: *Pops open a can of soda*

Luke: Percy what the hell man, Y/N and I were having a moment

Percy: And I’m having a dam coke

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thesuntomyshadows · 3 months

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Y/N: *Sleepily*...Kaz?

Kaz: What?

Y/N: Are you awake?

Kaz: Who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

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hana-no-seiiki · 4 months

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DARLING/READER: I’m not used to my boundaries being respected

YANDERE: Oh my sweetheart-beloved-honeybunch-pumpkin-boo, you deserve so much better!

ALSO YANDERE: *is the person who always breaks reader’s boundaries, and is literally feeling them up + giving several sloppy kisses all over whatever skin is exposed at that very moment without their explicit consent*