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harveywritings92 · 9 months
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Soap: How’s Ghost’s head?
R/n, annoyed: Still full of bullshit.
Soap:...
R/n: Oh... You meant when he walked into that flag pole this morning. He’s fine.
Soap: …
R/n: Why are you still staring for?...(looks over her shoulder) Oh crap, is he behind me?
{Ghost is sitting on the chair next to her with out his mask on.)
Simon, flatly: No. I’m beside you...
R/n, jumps away shocked: Ahhh! 
{The reader is so used to seeing Ghost with his mask on, she often forgets what Simon looks like. Also the reason the reader is acting so catty is because Ghost stood her up on a date, he didn’t mean to. A female recruit who was after him, tricked Ghost into helping her with some tasks knowing full well he had a date with R/n. Long story short, the recruit tried to make a move and Ghost tore her down a few pegs in front of everyone. He tried to apologize to R/n for missing their date but she was giving him the cold shoulder so he’s basically following her around like a lost puppy...]
[PART 2]
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godsofhumanity · 3 months
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Odysseus: "oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative" Odysseus: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite. [later] Odysseus: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 10 months
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R/n: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and live there for like a year? 
Stolas: Send it to me.
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Meg, age 23: Pollo I hear the ice cream truck.
Apollo: *sigh*
Apollo: Go get my wallet.
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mildew-dread-mold · 1 year
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Matthias: If a hot bisexual wanted to fix me, I would let them.
Wylan: If a hot bisexual wanted to make me worse, I would let them.
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withlovefromolympus · 2 years
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Persephone: *removes Hades from her lap to go do something else*
Hades: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Olympus as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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incorrectr27quotes · 2 months
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Skull, to Tsuna: Take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it.
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incorrctbleach · 7 months
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Aizen: Let's not talk about my problematic past, but about my problematic future.
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mythological-mayhem · 1 month
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Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 21
Dionysus: The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
Hermes: How high are you?
Dionysus: 5'7.
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incorrect3rachaquotes · 3 months
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Changbin: A woman's place is on the battlefield. Chan: So you think women should die? Jisung: Funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle...misogynist much? Chan: You're right, I will reflect on my behavior. Sorry, women.
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Tomura: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Dabi, with an unhinged grin: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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harveywritings92 · 11 months
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Ghost: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...
Soap: It's the consequences of your actions.
Gaz: The guilt that comes with your choices?
Price: Past trauma-?
R/n, flustered: Oh, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your room to cuddle!
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godsofhumanity · 7 months
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Odin: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Frigg: Loki uses that line as a skipping rope.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 9 months
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R/n: When I was a wee one I stole three of me neighbors Lawn Gnomes.
Hobie: *snorts* Only three?
R/n: I got caught on the fourth and had to run.
Hobie, puts his arm around her shoulder: Come, bruv. Lemme teach ya better.~
[Miguel’s office]
Miguel, wakes up from his nap in panic: Something’s wrong...
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Apollo, to Commodus: Hey are you single? I think I could worship you.
Apollo: Never mind I took my meds.
Apollo: They wore off how you doing.
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Dabi: Why am I always the prime suspect when someone gets burned to death? Just because I've killed 1,879 people doesn't mean I killed that specific person. It's fucking rude.
Hawks: they were still alive when we got to the scene, covered in blue flames screaming 'Dabi, please no'.
Dabi: That could've been about anyone.
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