Steve: I'm worried about you, Nat.
Natasha: *Dunking a cookie into her whiskey* Why?
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talking on the phone
Steve: Remember how I said that Natasha and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Sam: Yeah…
Steve: Well, we’re in jail.
Sam: hangs up
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Natasha: My criminal record?? The only crime I’ve committed is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor!
Steve:
Natasha: LMAO jk I’ve killed multiple people.
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Natasha: Steve, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
Steve: You want me to go home.
Natasha: No. No, it’s the opposite of that.
Steve: I want you to go home?
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Yelena: How do I kiss her?
Steve: Take it easy, we know that Kate is easily scared.
Natasha passes by the hallway and listens to the conversation: Are you asking the 70 old guy for loving advice?
Yelena shrugs: Experience.
Natasha: Do you remember that he was frozen before he even kissed his girl?
Steve:
Yelena: Thanks Steve, I'll do it my way.
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Steve: I just want a mate.
Natasha: …. You just want to mate!????
Steve: I just want A Mate!
Natasha: You’re not mating with me, sunshine!
Steve: A MATE! I just want a mate!
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Natasha: We’re about to do the taser challenge. Do you want in?
Steve: What's the taser challenge?
Clint: We tase each other, then drink.
Steve: How do you win?
Natasha: What are you, a lawyer? Do you want in or not?
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Natasha: Hey, Steve. My car won’t start and I've got to get home. Could you give me a ri-
Steve: Yes.
Natasha: …
Steve: …
Natasha: You didn’t want to think about it first?
Steve: No.
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it’s really frustrating how people can get mad at us for shipping characters together and say stuff like “oh okay, so no one’s aloud to be just friends anymore” and then turn around and do the exact same thing with a straight pairing.
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Steve: A gesture of goodwill will never hurt anybody!
Natasha: Apart from jesus.
Steve:
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Bucky: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Sam: looks over at Natasha and Steve
Sam: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Steve: Where am I?
Natasha, sarcastically: Heaven.
Steve: Oh…
Natasha:
Steve: I didn’t think you’d be here.
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Natasha: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Steve: I think you mean cards.
Natasha, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Steve: *brushes hand against Natasha's hand*
Natasha: *agressively holds Steve's hand* fucking commit to it
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STEVE: you're cute when you're angry
NATASHA: well, then I'm about to get fucking adorable, Rogers
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Natasha: I have to kill him.
Clint: Who?
Natasha: [glaring at Steve from a distance] I don’t know how to flirt with him so he has to die.
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