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incorrectmarvels · 6 months

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Steve: Are you going to help or are you too pretty?

Tony: I’m too pretty.

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Steve: you were such a slut just a few years ago Tony!

Tony: You're just jealous that I was getting laid before I was 23!

Steve: I got laid before the USO tour!

Tony: Oh please! You couldn't have gotten laid if you crawled up a chickens ass and waited your turn!

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jjsmaybank20 · 1 year

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Peter: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? Steve: Exercise more! Y/N: Set yourself on fire. Tony: There are two kinds of people.

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jensenspcndora · 1 year

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Steve: I had a dream that Bruce and Nat got married last night.

Y/N: What hat was I wearing?

Steve: Is that all your focused on?

Y/N: That’s all that matters.

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fr1day-incredible · 1 year

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Steve: "Tony, you need sleep"

Tony: "Sleep? Fuck sleep"

Steve: "Tony no-"

Tony: "Tony YES"

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hail-hawk-eye · 2 years

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Rhodey: It’s no big deal. I’ve seen Tony’s stuff like a million times

Steve: Ya have? I mean… how?

Rhodey: We grew up together. Locker room, swimming pools, penis fights. It just happens.

Steve: Why haven’t I?

Rhodey: why do you want to see it?

Steve: He’s my bestfriend.

Rhodey:…..Again, why do you want to see it?

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sgtbarnesprotectionsquad · 2 years

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Bucky: Do you ever pause for a moment and wonder if what you’re about to do is a good idea?

Steve: What? Do people do that?

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painted-doe · 4 months

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#saw this format with a Star Wars post the other day and I couldn't help myself #bucky barnes #steve rogers #mcu #arnim zola #captain america #angst #lmao #memes #incorrect quotes #stucky

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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white-wolf-actually · 3 months

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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.

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super-marvel-dc · 3 months

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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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incorrectmarvels · 11 months

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Steve: I have a plan.

Fury: It can’t involve overthrowing the government.

Natasha: Okay well-

Fury: It also can’t involve murder.

Natasha and Steve: We have no plan.

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romanoffshouse · 5 months

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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Steve: You have Bucky?

Kidnapper: Yeah

Steve: Good luck with that.

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jjsmaybank20 · 1 year

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Thor: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Thor: *aggressively throws water bottles* Natasha: Uh... what's up with them? Steve: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Thor: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Y/N, crying: It's working.

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jensenspcndora · 1 year

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Steve: On this mission, just give me a heads up when you're lying.

Y/N: I'm always lying. I'll give you a heads up when I'm not.

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fr1day-incredible · 1 year

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Steve after learning that it was the union that won the space race: "Damn bastards"

Natasha: "Oh so you have something against the Soviet?"

Steve, sweating: "No"

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