“Hey! Yeah, Talia, It’s me Jay.”

“No, Bruce hasn’t been causing me any trouble, um- it’s actually the opposite problem. You… you know post-nut clarity? I think I’m getting post-lazarus clarity. You know?”

“Yeah… Talia, you kinda failed to mention all the shit that had changed in Gotham while I was gone. Like sure I have a replacement now whoop dee doo! But like- I also apparently have a charity named after me? All proceeds go to refurbishing crime alley- and apparently it’s been so successful that most kids I knew back then are now working in Wayne Industries. So- And you know that’s not the only thing? I have a park now. Like a genuine park named after me. With a statue of me in the center of a god damn water fountain. My favorite gargoyle was moved to the entrance of the park. Fucking hell Talia- I HAVE A MENU ITEM AT BATBURGER. NOT ROBIN. NOT RED HOOD. LIKE GENUINELY JASON PETER TODD HAS A FUCKING MENU ITEM THERE! IT WAS BASED ON HOW I WOULD EAT IT ON PATROL- I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMPUTE THIS INFORMATION TALIA!”

Connerkunt <3

(Please ignore how messy my handwriting is)

OH GOD ITS ALFRED! 😭 pop pop is here to fuck everyone up 🤣😭

leaving this here

i drew batdad and robin grabbing some food after a mission!! ft. unnamed criminal unnamed victim

debating turning it digital ⁉️⁉️ how do we feel

(psst ! part 2 under the cut !!!)

dick grayson, some years after this, decided to try the burger bruce always ordered . he was not impressed i'm afraid ..

Okay so y’all know how canonically there’s a batburger with meals based on the bats and their enemies? Well…. I think it’d be funny and interesting if in every au, the menu’s slightly different.

Sure, they’ll still probably by the batburger, bat fries, robin nuggets, etc etc, but… but in a world where robin doesn’t exist, what would they be called? It’d be funny to see little details where the menu changes to reflect the names of the gotham vigilantes of that au

eg, in my au, To Brace Upon Benign Feathers, there’ll still be Batburgers, Batfries, Two-Face Sandwich, Killer Croque, and Ivy Salad (Not Poison), but I also think there’d be Shadow Shake, (a cookies and creme milkshake type of thing), Seraph Scones (Alfred refuses to eat them because they’re not “real scones”), Anubiscuits (literally just pop-eyes buscuits cos they’re dry enough for you to MEET anubis(the actual god)), and Wraith Wraps

Tl;dr: I think different au’s, especially reverse robins au’s, should have their own little batburger with a different menu

fuck McDonalds, we’re going to Batburger!!what are you getting

Tim Drake has a METROPOLIS BF!?

To the people of Gotham, people have seen it all finally it has happened Tim Drake is dating that jock in a leather jacket from Metropolis, you know the kid Lex Luthor has, him. Conner I believe his name is.

Rumor has it they were seen watching the stars, or eating together at a cafe doing very aesthetic and domestic things together. It's disgustingly cute like I'm a bit too single for this. All though no one has seen them kiss or do anything very romantic I am 100% sure they are dating. l mean Conner had his arm around Tim's shoulder and they sat and stood a little bit too close to each other for it to be platonic.

But there is another rumor that Tim is talking to a nerd blonde head here in Gotham and they have been spotted sitting together at BatBurger(the best burger joint ever, my favorite meal is the Robin nuggets with a Two-Face sandwich) but back on the topic at hand some people even have bet and have to bug the Wayne's in interviews and on the bird app about to sadly zero response. Hopefully, we can get an answer soon since it's killing me like fear toxin.

Your Loyal Journalist,

Gotham Rumors

Cursed image of local cryptid found 3am at a Bat Burger

Literally where is the difference 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dedicated to If You Give a Bat a Burger by Cielle_Noire (Ch 7)

Danny wearing his Batburger uniform underneath his hoodie, while talking to Red Hood and Nightwing. 

Did this in a rush so I apologize the slight mess since this is literally my second attempt of using Procreate

Gotham City top Mole :

- Poison Ivy, talks to plants, always useful if something happens near a park. Hard to convince. Will almost always collaborate without telling it if the victim is a woman or a child. Always ask more space for the green in the city.

- Catwoman. There is strays everywhere in the city, and she understand them. In general more willing than her girlfriend Ivy. Will ask about her criminal record or us to look the other way during her next heist. If it's get to difficult, ask Batman to handle her.

- Harley Quinn. Give informations on the Clown Gang without us asking. Give her a cap, a gun with fake bullets, a badge and let her use the car's siren and she will tell everything we need. She won't work with us if her girlfriends are not happy with our deal. In this case, call any vigilante in town and let them share a batburger with her.

- Viktor Friese. Since WayneTech offered him a lab suiting his condition to conduct his researchs to save his wife, he is always willing to help.

- Harvey Dent/Double-Face. Already save the city more times than it's good to write it down. Everytime, we needed Bruce Wayne.

- Ratcatcher. He can talk to rats, and they are everywhere. Let him calls his family or promise him a better cell. In VERY LAST RESORT, theaten to arrest his daughter for complicity.

Guys... who owns the copyright to Batman's appearance and branding in-universe? Who makes merch and allowed BatBurger to exist?

It's not the Justice League. We all know Batman runs the business side of the League, and he would never let them put his face on special Bat-Cherrios. So who is it?

Gothamites are the most unserious people ever. They put crime lords in their happy meals.

shout out to local gothamites telling their experiences in the city

(i love this trend of tiktokkers roleplaying like they live in gotham and other DC cities)