Sunghoon: Some men are... how do I put this? Wolves! Some men are wolves.
Jake: you're a wolf
Sunoo: that's right!
Sunghoon: ...what, no I mean-
Sunghoon: you're a wolf😤
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Quackity: "What do you call those really country racist people?"
Foolish: "What like Mickey Mouse?"
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James: Do you reckon you can lose performance if you're hot?
Clem: One hundred percent
Marcus: Is that why you're so slow, Clem?
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Pete: You have to apologize to them Vegas.
Vegas: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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bad: what tasks do we have left? oh? killing roier?
roier: yesss come kill me i’m in the bed ;)
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Sabine: you suck
Ezra, with heart eyes: you know what I smell like?
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Casey, drunk and running away frantically: I need pants!
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Dino: It comes from a cow
Arthur Leclerc: (with full confidence) Bacon!
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tyler: "Okay, i am gonna say something that might not be an opinion shared by many people-"
phem: okay....
tyler: umm, i am doing an instagram post
phem: oh! you scared me...
me: HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS SERIOUS TODAY
tyler: Bring the choco taco back as soon as the shell is crunchy!! i am all for choco taco but the shell is soggy! figure out how to make the shell crunchy!!!
(x)
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Fifey: Kitty and Mimmy are obviously thinking about their boyfriends!
Everyone:
Tracy: They don't have-
Fifey: Their dream boyfriends!!
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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Batman AU
Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.
After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.
Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.
Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?
Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):
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