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encorrectenha · 10 months
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Sunghoon: Some men are... how do I put this? Wolves! Some men are wolves.
Jake: you're a wolf
Sunoo: that's right!
Sunghoon: ...what, no I mean-
Sunghoon: you're a wolf😤
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bloodpen-to-paper · 9 months
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Quackity: "What do you call those really country racist people?"
Foolish: "What like Mickey Mouse?"
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disaster-racing · 1 year
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James: Do you reckon you can lose performance if you're hot?
Clem: One hundred percent
Marcus: Is that why you're so slow, Clem?
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qmorningcrew · 1 year
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bad: what tasks do we have left? oh? killing roier?
roier: yesss come kill me i’m in the bed ;)
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skyguy-apologist · 1 year
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Sabine: you suck
Ezra, with heart eyes: you know what I smell like?
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beingsuneone · 1 year
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Casey, drunk and running away frantically: I need pants!
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saywhatnow07 · 2 years
Conversation
Dino: It comes from a cow
Arthur Leclerc: (with full confidence) Bacon!
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msginnymalfoy · 2 years
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tyler: "Okay, i am gonna say something that might not be an opinion shared by many people-"
phem: okay....
tyler: umm, i am doing an instagram post
phem: oh! you scared me...
me: HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS SERIOUS TODAY
tyler: Bring the choco taco back as soon as the shell is crunchy!! i am all for choco taco but the shell is soggy! figure out how to make the shell crunchy!!!
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Fifey: Kitty and Mimmy are obviously thinking about their boyfriends!
Everyone:
Tracy: They don't have-
Fifey: Their dream boyfriends!!
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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bisexualvader · 2 months
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vodrae · 6 months
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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az-roser · 21 days
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Slang Education Day
Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.
{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3}
I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)
That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl
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marksandrec · 8 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605
Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)
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batcavescolony · 23 days
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*hanging out at Titans Tower*
Dick: do you know what I hate? People acting as if JASON was an angry Robin-
Jason: can you not?
Dick: shut up! I'd say I was angry as Robin, Damian for a bit, Tim a little bit but JASON! JASON?
Jason: I have a rep-
Dick: HE WAS ADORABLE! He said 'Robin gives me magic', he had his little front curls, he used to wrap himself up in his cape so he was just a yellow triangle with legs, he looked like a little duckling!
Jason: *launching himself at Dick* SHUT UP!!!!
Dick: *prying Jason's hands away from his face* HE-
Jason: IGNORE HIM! He's a liar.
Donna: Jason you worked with us as Robin to fight Brother Blood. We know how you were and you were adorable.
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