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encorrectenha · 7 months
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Sunoo: what is your job?
Sunghoon: beach
Sunoo: what?
Sunghoon: beach
Sunoo: no, what's your job?
Sunghoon: it's beach :D
Heeseung: let him be, he's had too many jobs that his brain isn't functioning
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encorrectenha · 7 months
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Jungwon: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Jake: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Jungwon: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Jungwon, entering the room: I burned myself.
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encorrectenha · 7 months
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Heeseung, about a fight between Ni-ki and Jake: It scares me how many knives were involved.
Jay: There… weren’t any knives involved though?
Heeseung: That’s what scares me.
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encorrectenha · 7 months
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Sunghoon: you don't even need money to donate. I donate my hair to chemo patients
Jake: Don't you have to grow your hair really long for that?
Sunghoon: No, anytime I get a trim I just sweep it in an envelope and mail it to the hospital.
Jay: So you send them tiny bits of your hair?
Jake: What are they even gonna do with that?
Sunghoon: whatever they want, it's their hair now
Sunoo: aww
Jay:
Jake:
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encorrectenha · 7 months
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Jay: I need get my nephew and niece a present, what do kids like?
Jungwon: I don't know, a dragon?
Jay: I can't get them a dragon. Ni-ki, you're a kid. What do you like?
Ni-ki: revenge
Jay:
Jay: I'll get them a dragon.
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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Sunghoon: Some men are... how do I put this? Wolves! Some men are wolves.
Jake: you're a wolf
Sunoo: that's right!
Sunghoon: ...what, no I mean-
Sunghoon: you're a wolf😤
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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Heeseung: Yesterday, I watched Ni-ki try to eat a decorative rock from Jungwon's potted plant. Jay caught him, and told him he can't eat rocks. Ni-ki started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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*Jay and Sunghoon flirting with each other yet again*
Shuhua: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Jay: 100% noona.
Sunghoon: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Shuhua: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Sunghoon. I fucking wonder.
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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[Jay and Sunghoon working as part-timers with Shuhua]
Shuhua: Where’s Sunghoon?
Jay: Around.
Shuhua: Around?
Shuhua: You don’t have any idea, do you?
Sunghoon, at customer service: hi, I can't find my colleagues
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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Sunoo: :)
Heeseung: >:(
Sunoo: Turn that frown upside down!
Heeseung: ):<
Sunoo: Not sure what I was expecting...
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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Jake: what is your job?
Sunghoon: beach
Jake: what?
Sunghoon: beach
Jake: no, what's your job?
Sunghoon: it's beach :D
Jungwon: let him be, he's had too many jobs that his brain isn't functioning
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encorrectenha · 9 months
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Ni-ki: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Jungwon hyung finally snaps and commits murder?
Jay: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.
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encorrectenha · 10 months
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Sunoo: Ni-ki! Are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
Ni-ki: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!
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encorrectenha · 10 months
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Jungwon: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Heeseung: You can eat a rock.
Sunghoon: Air.
Jake: The fabric of time and space.
Jay: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Jungwon: You guys are not helpful.
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encorrectenha · 11 months
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Sunghoon: I brought snacks!
Heeseung: oooh what did you-
Heeseung: this is just two bags full of cat food
Sunghoon: yeah its for Jungwon!
Heeseung:
Heeseung: can you get some hamster food for me next time?
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encorrectenha · 11 months
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Jay: My life is a mess.
Jake: Jay relax, go get a beer.
Jay: I don’t want a beer.
Jake: Who said it was for you?
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encorrectenha · 11 months
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Sunoo, to Jungwon: Why is Ni-ki not talking?
Jungwon: I'm playing the silent game with him
Sunoo: Well, then you just lost.
Jungwon: I lost two hours ago. I gave him ear plugs and told him to close his eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get him to shut up.
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