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Charlie: "What's the green team name again?"
Carre, with a vengeance I haven't heard from him all day: "LOSERS."
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Sunny (about Philza): 'I wanna be like him when I'm older'
Tubbo: "I'm gonna pretend like that didn't hurt my feelings, but I understand."
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Wilbur: "What the fuck did you call me?"
Jaiden: "Hatsune Miku?"
Wilbur: "Who the fuck is that?"
Jaiden: "....NEVER MEET YOUR HEROS"
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stuff Empanada has said during q!Bad’s sick and dying arc that makes me want to eat drywall and violently sob on the floor
she’s just a little baby girl who loves her uncle so much :(((((((((((
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Everything is possible if you remember the people you love.
Etoiles in response to BadBoyHalo's memory issues (x)
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Sometimes I think about famous quotes said while on the QSMP and the one that never fails to make me laugh is when Fit once said:
"Hotdogs are kind of genderfluid. If you think about it."
I sadly don't remember the context behind it (I think it was prompted by a Dono)
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Tubbo: "where is Fred?"
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Fit: "we potentially lost our children and all you can think about is your fuck buddy?"
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Here are some of Dappers signs from yesterday
Dapper: "if u could measure mental health in a scale, this whole island is at -7 rn" Lamo true true
Talking about what a streamer is with Phil and Bad
Also the fact he uses richas as bait is so funny to me.
And last but not least
AHHHHHH My baby boiiiiiiiii!!!! Plus Bad singing you are my sunshine aghhhh.
#qsmp#qsmp eggs#quackity smp#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp bbh#qsmp screenshots#qsmp rambles#qsmp dapper#qsmp quotes
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Etoiles being toxic for fun
Antoine, nicely: Can you take a picture of me and Pomme in front of the casino ?
Etoiles, agressive: Yeah and what else do you want ? You want me to suck your dick ?
Antoine, half joking half agressive too: Why not, why not.
Etoiles: And Pomme you didn't say "hi" to me today, why ? Because I stink ? Why everybody hate me today ?!
Antoine: Oh shut up
Etoiles: Leonarda say that I'm a shit, everybody say that I'm shit, Antoine hate me.
Antoine, shocked: What ? What are you talking about man I gave you a gun. I gave you a gun and now you say I hate you, what a dumbass.
Etoiles: yeah "what a dumbass, what a dumbass"
Antoine: Take the damn picture of me and Pomme
Etoiles: I don't want a picture of you in my album. And Pomme if you want a picture of me you just go on a Google because I'm a famous streamer you should find me easily.
Antoine: This guy is a piece of shit,
Etoiles, in a comicly exagerate jerk voice: Shut up, at least me I get my stuff the true way and not with lucky blocks, buffoon. *laugh* ah being toxic is so nice. Antoine you buffoon, you only know how to farm on ff 14 you piece of shit, asshole.
Antoine, done with his shit: Foolish can you kill Etoiles please ?
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'I missed streaming with Pac, because it's always a lot of fun. I don't have separation anxiety. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all. I do not have separation anxiety from my Brazilian boyfriend. Not at all.'- FitMC, 24/4/24
#fitmc pactw and the irresistible urge to mention each other even when no one knows who they are talking ab#why are you both like this#fitpac#hideduo#pactw#qsmp quotes#< not really but i need a way to tag lmao#fitmc
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qBadboyhalo Quote from 13/04/23 with crazy foreshadowing
( Just found this, the VOD is 'QSMP - Enhancing the farm' )
The day after The Trial of JuanaFlippa while sharing his thoughts on how it went. He was discussing how he was surprised that neither qSlime or qMariana was willing to go so far as to sacrifice their own lives for Juana when they were offered the opportunity to do so, and said:
"Any parent in that situation, right, would be willing to do anything including sacrificing themselves to bring their kid back if they really cared about them."
So uh, fuck me I guess. His ass has had this mindset since the first weeks of having Dapper and he went ahead and acted on it months in the future.
That hurts.
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Charlie: "Phil... :( Can you send us a tutorial?"
Phil: "On…on what?"
Cellbit, completely deadpan: "Minecraft."
#qsmp#qsmp liveblogging#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp philza#qsmp cellbit#qsmp quotes#ev;purgatory#qsmp memes
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"There goes Phil, taking care of other people's children again" he's outta pocket but he's right
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Mike: Wait you keep your kids in the basement?
Phil: It's a bunker.
Mike: ...Why, what are you afraid of-?
Phil: THE CODES- HAVE YOU LIVED UNDER A ROCK TIL NOW??
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Pomme’s thoughts on the code entity returning, transcript
Hey ghosties, hope you’re doing okay. I feel so upset, WHY now? Just when I was starting to feel a bit more confident that things might be ok, that everything would be fine, and NOW it happens again. Fudge this.
This dumb entity better not attack our younger siblings, I want them to have a peaceful life, there’s no way they’ll go through the same fears I had, I just refuse. I feel so bad for Sunny, I hope she’s okay, I need to see her.
I’ll have to teach them some tips & tricks to survive I guess… I’ll try to do it in a “fun” way so they don’t worry too much, just enough they’ll be well protected. I trust their parents too. Em seems quite careful and responsible..
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There is no one to blame. Sometimes life is shit.
Etoiles telling Slimecicle about the Sweeping Edge bug (x)
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