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KINNPORSCHE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY EVENT

— Ep 8: Favourite Scene

SHUT THE FUCK UP I RLY THOUGHT THEY WERE DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE THIS WHOLE TIME ??? HE FUCKING LIVED??😭

I'm fucking going crazy here, this whole time I really stayed so spoiler free/misunderstood that I assumed his ass was DEAD dead!!!

When Tankhun mentioned Pete looking after him offhandedly at the end I did a full scooby doo noise and sat bolt upright 😭🤡

Me, in tears of shock, flailing my blanket about at midnight on a Monday:

What do you MEAN my fucked up little meow meow got a happy ending??!!

it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol

bl boys + bathed in bisexual lighting.

If I die today, could you be the one to kill me?

for @vegasandhishedgehog

we touch, and we heal, and we love

my @kptssecretsanta gift for @tsttoain

VegasPete + text posts (pt. 100/100)

bonus:

Happy Two Year Anniversary to KinnPorsche The Series!

Find the anniversary event here!

— jenny slate, little weirds