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mikey-ways-dogshit-bread · 3 months

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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.

Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.

#king charles #king charles iii #king edward #king edward viii #march 25 #the royal leech #royal family #britain #lmao #like to charge #reblog to cast

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deadthingposting · 1 year

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As someone who lives in a tourist town I can say truthfully that having "but think about tourism " as a reason for the fucking monarchy is hilarious

My town has one castle we use as a museum, a ferris wheel, some good mountain views, an old train station, couple of expensive restaurants and hotels and lemme tell you every June/July we have thousands of fucks coming here to spend money and we don't have to pay for a family of racists inbred pedophiles to dress in their dead relatives clothes and do bullshit traditional little theaters for no reason

#uk politics #monarchy #royal family #bunch of leeches #parasites #end the monarchy

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dusty-daydreams · 2 months

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Wille needs to start viewing Simon as his own person and not an extension of himself or an object to ease his pain.

Several times this season Wille dismissed Simon’s concerns to centre himself and his own problems. Each time Simon tried to open up communication Wille shut him down so that he could use him as an emotional crutch.

I’m still rooting for them but Wille really really needs to give in the relationship and not just take if he wants it to last

#to be fair #I think he acts like that because he has never been taken care of before #so Simon the natural caretaker comes along and Wille latches on like a leech and sucks him dry #young royals #yr s3 spoilers #prince wilhelm #wilhelm x simon #simon eriksson

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yall-got-me-fucked-up · 1 year

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twst-kumi · 21 days

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Weeping Maiden

[ACT I]: CHAPTER 1

Warning : slight mention of abuse from the parents.

Also Shirase Shirakawa is unofficially [name]'s voice claim. Her voice is just so cute.

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[Name] smiled sheepishly before shrugging off their stare. She wasn't particularly fond of music. She learned it because her parents made her do it. She couldn't help but remember all the long days of training she had undergone.

The way both she and her brother were treated was genuinely different. Her older brother was relatively neglected because they didn't expect anything from him. She was treated like a golden child, and her parents had high expectations. She was jealous of her brother; no one forced him to do anything, and her brother disliked her because of the attention she received. Ultimately, the saddest part was how their parent’s love was only given if they could gain something from it.

The young girl was (in her mother's words) a beautiful baby. So, she became a baby model. Slowly, things and expectations started to pile up for her, and she learned to be the perfect child everyone wanted. Maybe that's why she kind of empathized with Riddle’s backstory.

“_Princess?”

[Name] blinked before looking at Aurelius, who seemed worried. He held her hand firmly and looked carefully at her face.

“_You don't have to sing for us if you don't want to.

_It’s okay. I was just wondering which song I should sing.”

She couldn't believe she was caught in her thoughts around others. Aurelius could see it was a lie but preferred to keep silent. Obviously, it was something personal. The young girl laughed softly before taking a deep breath. She slowly started to sing for the two boys. Her voice, soft and clear, resonated in the area, gathering the curious eyes of the other students.

"_Wow, it's so similar…"

Looking at her, a brown-haired boy looked at her among the students. He looked mesmerized by her voice. Like a princess from a fairytale. He couldn’t take his eyes off her.

"_Did you see that, Henry? She is great."

Henry turned toward his friends, who smiled while enjoying the deliciously sweet voice. Henry couldn’t help but think how much the princess nickname suited her. Henry smiled before leaving with his friends. This year will be interesting.

Just when she finished, she was almost tackled by Neige, who ran to her. The young idol laughed as his arm circled her waist. He prevented her from falling while giving her a cheeky smile.

“_I knew you were good at singing. You should have become an idol or a singer. You would be so popular.

_Hum, thank you. But it's useless if I'm to return to my world.

_But you may not return to your world soon. So why not?”

[Name] flinched as Neige realized what he just said. The boy apologized profusely for his insensitive words. The girl didn't want to think about that option, even more so when no solution was found in the game.

Neige knew he had said something awful. He didn't mean it, but the idea of her leaving left a bitter taste in his mouth.

“_I will think about it.

_ I'm sorry, princess. I didn't mean to hurt you like this.”

Neige wasn't wrong; returning to her world could take a long time. She didn't know when she would return. It could be tomorrow or in 5 years. She could also never return. Strangely enough, she found herself content with that. She wouldn't miss her parents, and the only family she loved was missing for a long time. Maybe he was indeed gone. Should she let go of Yuu and start living for herself? [Name] remembered the last time they saw each other. They fought, and Yuu screamed at her about how much he hated her, and… She was not sure he would want to see her even if he was alive. He would be happier if she weren't in his life anymore.

Neige felt guilty for what he said. He shouldn’t have said that.

“_Then how about I invite you to a film set?

_Thank you, you don’t have to go that far.

_ No, I insist. I said something awful.”

[Name] nodded before saying goodbye to the two boys heading to their respective clubs. She followed Neige to his club.

“_Welcome to the music club! The club has six members with you. Let me introduce you to your clubmate. This is Rielle. He is the dorm leader of Oceanid.

_Nice to meet you. I’m the Prince Rielle. But please just call me Rielle.”

The red-haired boy talked while bowing; he had a flirty grin on his lips. The young girl could see the others cringe at his greeting. As friendly as he looked, he acted obnoxious. And from how the other acted, it wasn’t the first time. With a deep sigh, a tall man pushed Rielle to the side. He had deep purple hair and icy blue eyes.

“_I’m Mercury, from White Court dormitory; nice to meet you.

_[Name], Yamada [Name].

_Enchanté! Joli mademoiselle! I’m Candle Jr Rocktail. It's an honor to meet the rumored school princess.”

The next boy was a ginger. Although his hair was carefully combed, she could them spike up a bit.

“_Ali isn’t here today; he had a home emergency.

_ It’s okay, anyway, it’s nice to meet everyone.”

After becoming more acquainted with everyone, they decided to play something to see where they could put her in the band. Neige already played piano, so they opted for the violin… Until they heard her voice. It was decided that [Name] place was to be the lead singer. After doing one more song, they chatted a bit.

“_Oh, right, about the movie I’m acting in this weekend. My co-star is Vil Schoenheit, isn’t that great?

_Vil?”

Her ears perked at the familiar name.

“_Yes, he is another famous actor. Do you want to hear more about him?”

Ignoring the silent plea of her clubmates, [Name] nodded with a smile.

[Name] regretted that choice. She doubted her own judgment as she thought that her ears were maybe starting to bleed. She never expected this from Neige. Was it possible to know that much? There was even information unknown from the player, if not the developers themselves. Neige knew everything from the most mundane details to when he lost his first tooth. She wasn’t sure if she wanted to hear more or if that level of knowledge about a person was healthy. But for sure, she wanted him to stop now.

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qiribov · 1 month

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NEW OC

-This fairie from RSA was very nice and gallant when we met. His name is Fei Cui. I'm not sure, but from the looks of it, he's blind so, be gentle.

#twisted oc #twst oc #twst fanart #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted RSA #royal sword academy #jade leech #azul ashengrotto #octavinelle #artwork #malleus draconia

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moxie-girl · 1 year

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[LIVE NRC REACTION]

(no text + transparent vers under cut)

god i love the harveston event

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britishassistant · 27 days

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I have literally just spent the last few days going through all of the twst supervillain au posts. ALL OF THEM.

It’s not 3 am here for like the third night in a row what are you talking about

I have so many thoughts and could ask so many questions but I am limiting myself for now because spamming is bad! No spamming, me! 😂

SO we got the event of Azul and the twins finding out that Yuu is the child of Crowley. And we got that little snippet saying Yuu wanted Azul to help them tell the other villains so they could just get it out of the way because they were tired of having it hang over their head.

BUT WE NEVER ACTUALLY GOT THOSE SCENES/THAT SCENE!

I wanna know how that wentttttt!!!! What happened?!?! How did it go??? Did Yuu tell them one on one? Or did they sit them all down together? How did each of them react to the news? I feel like it would have to be one on one because telling them altogether would be a recipe for a LOT of emotions all mixed together to create a volatile bomb.

Pleaseeeeee I wanna knowwwwwww!!! Please gift me us with your words of wonder oh supervillain AU writing deity!!!!!!

(Also I just wanted to say back when you were giving out names to everyone my first thought for a name for Kalim was just ‘Minion’ because you compared Jamil and Kalim to Megamind and Minion and I was like “that would be a total Jamil thing to do - just call Kalim ‘Minion’ because he was tired of Kalim getting all the attention in their civilian lives and this was supposed to be about JAMIL DANGIT so even though Kalim invited himself along he doesn’t get a cool name he just gets ‘Minion’ and Kalim would unironically love it. But then you named him Water Boy and that has the same energy lmao 😂)

Thank you so much for enjoying the supervillain AU so far!!

(Make sure you get some sleep though!! It’s important to try and maintain a regular sleep schedule!!)

And basically the answer to your question is that Yuu called a quasi-truce of sorts to sit down all the supervillains to deliver the news. Both because it was the easiest way to avoid the accusations of favoritism that would arise if the reporter went around one at a time, and ensured they’d only need to go through the whole thing once.

Of course, the other six supervillains are only willing to humor this because it’s Yuu that called it. They may have all brought their most trusted aides along with certain, ah, “safety measures” just in case anyone else tries anything, but even these are pretty tame compared to their usual fare. It’s a silent agreement that everyone is on their best behavior in front of their host.

Even if they’re a bit disgruntled by the fact that this meeting is being held in the second Monstro Lounge location, and Leviathan and the Leech twins are flitting around Yuu like a particularly jealous school of fish.

Worse, the reporter isn’t even telling them to stop.

And then Yuu finally comes out with what they want to say and—

Oh.

Oh, now the other supervillains can understand Azul’s protective impulses.

Vil and Idia are having the hardest time processing it and have the most questions, all told. Their mental image of Crowley and their mental image of Yuu are so different after all, it’s a struggle not to ask, “but has there actually been a paternity test and are we sure this isn’t just one of the world’s most depraved lies?”

In fairness, Crowley has done nothing to disabuse them of the notion that this isn’t the exact kind of behavior he would sink to if mildly inconvenienced.

Of all of them, Malleus and Riddle are probably taking it the best. After all, they both know what it’s like being the prized heirs of people who cannot afford to let them shirk their duties. Either because the well being of others’ depends on them taking up that mantle, or their parent’s pride.

Either way, they’ll support Yuu’s search for freedom from their villainous father’s legacy, by taking up the mantle of head of Night Raven themselves if need be.

Please give Leona and Jamil two to five minutes to reboot. Both have partially blue-screened at the motifs of being cast aside and the inesacabilty of family bloodline inherent in Yuu’s backstory. Once they’re back to normal, they’ll be some of Yuu’s staunchest defenders, but give them forty eight hours to process first.

Maybe eighty two.

After Yuu’s answered almost all the questions, Ace butts in, “So, you kept sticking your nose in ‘cause you wanted to get kidnapped?”

Yuu shrugs, “Not, not wanted? But it was a bit less nerve wracking if I knew I’d done something to merit being there, so to speak. Made it less likely that it was because you’d worked out my heritage.”

The other villains and minions nod, satisfied.

But Deuce pipes up with a worried frown curving his brow.

“So, does this mean you won’t be investigating our schemes anymore?”

A hush spreads through the room. All eyes are fixed on the reporter, waiting for their response with bated breath.

Yuu grins, a gloriously competitive spark in their eyes. “Oh, you wish.”

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domxmarvel · 24 days

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4K Alphabet challenge

Thank you so much for 4K,and I'm sorry it took so long for me to get around to this.

Guidelines I normally pick the prompts but this time it's a free for all,pick a letter (Or two) and a character,any prompt you want just remember to add your pronouns/gender.

Crossed out=Taken

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B

C

D

E

F

G

H-Honey Finn x Gender neutral!Reader

I

J

K

L

M-Maid Diuvs crewel x Female!Reader

N

O

P

Q

R

S-Sydney Graham calloway x Female!Reader

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U

V

W

X

Y

Z

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elysia-nsimp · 3 months

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Idk what this says about me but I could make several of these I think

Blank one under the cut

#kin list #eely rambles #fluttershy #mlp fluttershy #Floyd leech #twst floyd leech #obey me mammon #katie mitchell #ddlc sayori #himiko yumeno #twst azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto #crk royal margarine #royal margarine cookie #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor

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nuitthegoddess · 1 year

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My RSA BOIS I EDITED INTO CHIBI SPRITES

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto #twst rielle #rielle fontaine #Fletcher strand #floyd leech #jade leech #twst aurora #twst ariel #twst flounder #royal sword academy oc #royal sword academy #aurelian hawthorn #malleus x aurelian #malleus x oc

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mimi-chans-blog · 1 year

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「 ✦ 𝒜 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁'𝓈 𝒯𝒶𝓁𝑒 𝒶𝓉 𝑅𝑜𝓎𝒶𝓁 𝒮𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝒜𝒸𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓂𝓎 ✦ 」

꩜ TW: nothing but probably bad grammar

‧₊˚ ┊My first story it’s about you being at Royal sword Academy until you did your duties there and while you’re doing it, you might find friends or relationships with people, but who knows ‹𝟹

Y/N- your name. C/N- city name

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ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ⁻ᵈᵃʸ: ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵃᵍⁱᶜ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ

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╰┈➤ Y/N ྀི

I awoke to find myself in an unfamiliar place, surrounded by a sea of flowers. Confusion washed over me as I stood up, noticing a pristine white robe draped over my shoulders. Before I could make sense of my surroundings, a man adorned in a striking blue and white ensemble approached her.

"You've finally awakened," he said, extending a hand towards me. "Come, little one."

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With uncertainty clouding my thoughts, I tentatively took his hand as he led me into a room filled with boys, a mysterious mirror positioned at its center. "Go to the magic mirror and tell it your name," the man instructed gently.

Approaching the enchanted mirror, I hesitated for a moment before uttering my name, "Y/N L/N." The mirror shimmered with intrigue as it examined me, causing murmurs of confusion to ripple through the room the face in the magic mirror said "what’s an interesting young lady doing here".

"What a girl!" someone exclaimed, igniting a chorus of shocked voices.

Uncomfortable under their scrutinizing gazes, I removed my hood, revealing my identity amidst the stunned silence.

"Yes, I am a girl," I affirmed, my voice tinged with uncertainty. "I believe there has been a mistake. I don't belong here.’’ whispers of admiration and awe filled the air as people whispered amongst themselves, leaving I feeling even more out of place.

The man, sensing my discomfort, approached me with kindness. "Where did you come from, young lady? We must ensure your safe return home." with a hopeful smile, I replied, "I come from C/N."

The man, identified as Mr. Ambrose, attempted to send her back through the magic mirror, only to be met with its refusal.

"I'm sorry, but this girl cannot leave. She has duties to fulfill here at Royal sword Academy," the magic mirror declared.

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Perplexed and uncertain of her newfound responsibilities, I reluctantly agreed to stay, guided by Mr. Ambrose to a spare dormitory that would serve as my new home.

As I settled into her room, I couldn't help but feel a mixture of apprehension and excitement for the days to come. With a glance at the moon outside my window, i whispered a hopeful wish for a promising tomorrow before drifting off into a peaceful slumber, ready to embrace my new journey at Royal Sword Academy.

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‧₊˚ ┊Did you guys like this story please like or comment or repost please ˙ᵕ˙

#all x fem reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland rsa x reader #royal sword academy x reader #x fem!reader #I do not know what I'm doing right now plus bored #I'll take pictures of the room that she's living in at Royal sword academy #twst x reader #royal sword academy #twisted wonderland x reader #vil schoenheit #ace trappola #malleus draconia #jade leech #jack howl

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p0k3m0nz · 1 year

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hello and welcome to my headcanon dump :)

•Malleus (and most of diasomnia) are constantly cold so if they find a warm spot (or person) they tend to stay there for quite a bit until they find something warmer or they have to go do something

•Malleus has a very warm mouth(?) his breath is very warm seeing as he can breath fire so if you are his friend and ask nicely he might be your personal heater for a bit (while also clinging to you for body heat)

•Cater, Ace, Floyd, and Sebek have braces (Floyd got into a bad fight that really messed up his teeth)

•Sebek gets free dental work from his dad

•Ace, Floyd, and Jade wear inappropriate/ embarrassing shirts while out with their dorm leaders

•Cater has a video of all 3 of them getting yelled at but he was laughing so hard the camera couldn’t focus and it’s really just colored smudges with Riddle yelling, Jade and Floyd laughing, Ace yelling back at Riddle, and Azul sighing

•Jade and Floyd have a lot of cuts, bruises, and scars everywhere

•Floyd like bright, cheerful, and cartoon themed bandages while Jade likes plain one thought he will borrow Floyd’s from time to time

•Epel got caught “sneaking away” with Rooks bow (Rook was watching him the whole time) Epel ended up learning how to shoot it because Rook insisted on teaching him

•The angriest Rook has ever gotten is when someone insult Vil, Neige, and Pomefiore all in one sentence, they couldn’t move for a month

•Diasomnia has this thing where they all listen to each others dreams at breakfast

•Fae have a thing for dreams so if you mention dreams around any one who’s in diasomnia expect a lot of attention from them while listening (you should go to them about the future prediction dreams)

#Heartslabyul #octavinelle #pomefiore #diasomnia #headcanons #royal sword academy #night raven college #neige leblanche #riddle rosehearts #cater diamond #ace trappola #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #epel felmier #rook hunt #vil schoenheit #malleus draconia #sebek zigvolt

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italoniponic · 2 years

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𝒞𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎'𝓈 𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓋𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 - 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

Heartslabyul

Savannaclaw

Octavinelle

Scarabia

Pomefiore

Ignihyde

Diasomnia

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yall-got-me-fucked-up · 1 year

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They’re talking about Trey.

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect quotes #incorrect twst #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #jamil viper #cater diamond #riddle rosehearts #octinavelle #jade leech #pomefiore #vil schoenheit #chenya #royal sword academy #trey clover

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twst-kumi · 19 days

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Weeping Maiden's dorm part 1

Here we go, the first part of the RSA dorm and its members. I will post the last three dorms and the staff after Chapter 2.

If you have any questions about any characters, feel free to ask. I would be happy to answer it.

Royaldawn Dormitory :

[Name] Yamada, she has similar feature from her brother but is seen as the pretty siblings. She was a child actor in her childhood to middle school.

Flora, she is Royaldawn Dormitory's self designated housekeeper. She love [Name] greatly as she remind her of her godchild Briar rose. She is obsessed with pink.

Apple Red :

Dorm leader

Neige Leblanche

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Sophomore

Unique magic: True love kiss

Homeland: Shaftland

Vice leader

Ash Blueglass

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Junior

Unique magic: midnight clock

Homeland: Shaftland

Belle-rose :

Dormleader

Henry Beaumont

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Senior

Unique magic: Tale as old as time

Homeland: Fleur city

Vice leader

Candle Jr Rocktail

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Senior

Unique magic: Showtime

Homeland: Fleur city

Dorm members :

Endy Stirling

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Sophomore

Unique magic: Make-believe

Homeland: Clock town

Aurelius Dreamscape

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Freshman

Unique magic: Once upon a dream

Homeland: Briar Valley

Whitecourt

Dormleader

Chess White

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Senior

Unique magic: Wishful thinking

Homeland: Queendom of rose

Vice leader

Mercury Hat

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Senior

Unique magic: 10/6

Homeland: Queendom of rose

Dorm members:

Jack Rabbit

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Junior

Unique magic: Tick-tock clock

Homeland: Queendom of rose

Che'nya

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Junior

Unique magic: Sneaky cat

Homeland: Queendom of rose

Alexis Lewis

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Freshman

Unique magic: Eat me, drink me

Homeland: Queendom of rose

Kingsword

Dormleader:

Zhen YongWei

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Senior

Unique magic: For our honor

Homeland: Empire of the Dragon (Far East)

Vice leader:

Mu Chen

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Senior

Unique magic: Dancing dragon

Homeland: Empire of the Dragon (Far East)

Dorm members:

Heric Jupiter

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Sophomore

Unique magic: Beyond the distance

Homeland: Island of hope

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