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marvelflame2010 · 2 years
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Y/n walking into Natasha’s room: Hey mom, I wanted to ask you a ques- 
Natasha: *making out with Wanda*
Y/n: Oh. You’re being gay. 
Y/n exiting the room: Carry on
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Wanda and Y/N kiss and cuddle on their couch…
Wanda: my detka
Y/N: my little witch
Natasha: no fair! Tonight was my night with Y/N
Wanda: but you had two nights with Y/N
Natasha: it was a mission
Y/N: gals. There’s plenty of room on this couch for a three person snuggle
Wanda and Nat giggle before nuzzling Y/N…
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esmerxyaugusta · 3 months
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[ nat and wanda coming back from a mission on the jet ]
y/n: WELCOME TO NEW YORK, ITS BEEN WAITIN FOR YOU *sings while holding the speaker*
nat: ...
nat: is she drunk? midday?
wanda: *bopping her head along with the music*
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floilee · 5 months
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Kate has been spending some time with Wanda.
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notanactressyayy · 5 days
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⚠️ Scarlett's fandom, we got a job to do! ⚠️
I think everyone's aware of Michael Joseph Branham, the guy who's been stalking Scarlett since 2022. He knows where she lives, and sent multiple items to her house, babies toys, letters, and claims to be Cosmo's (her son) father.
Her publicist Marcel and her team are asking for our help! To send them the most information possible. Print screens, accounts, anything useful to help the police and the Law Enforcement to catch this guy.
ANY INFORMATION you have, send to @/whatsupscarlett on X (twitter), who is in direct contact with her team.
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We can also help by reporting all of his accounts on every social media (his username is basically his full name) like Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, etc.
He also tries to get in touch with Scarlett by sending dms to fanpages, thinking it's her — so also be mindful of posting about Scarlett's next events locations.
Let's do everything in our power to protect our Scarlett and put this motherfucker behind bars!!
@scarjosii22
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wandas6-gf · 2 years
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Y/N, under their breath: Future girlfriend say what.
Wanda and Natasha: What.
Y/N: *chokes*
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incorectquoteswlw · 2 months
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Kate, running into the room: Nobody freak out, but there's some kind of demonic presence haunting the kitchen
Wanda: Oh, my bad! I thought I got rid of that one
Yelena, sighing and standing up: What do you mean, "that" one?
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Tony: Before the quinjet takes off, make sure every small item is secure.
Wanda leans over to Natasha *quietly*: Do you feel secure?
Natasha *is fully offended*: I'm going to kill you.
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in-correctxmenquotes · 7 months
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Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.
Pietro: strong.
Wanda: weak.
Charles: A dumbass is what you are.
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auroraromaximoff · 5 months
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Y/n: Nat bought 15 mangos and didn’t tell Wands, so she bought 10 mangos and now we are the people from the math problems.
Y/n: It’s a good thing the kids love smoothies…
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Y/n walking into the kitchen with a bloody dagger: Did you guys know that when you get stabbed, you also get a dagger in return?
Steve cautiously: Y/n...is that YOUR blood on the dagger?
Y/n: Yep. *twirls blade* Don't worry, I stabbed the bad guy back.
Wanda: Do you need to go the medbay?
Y/n: No. I stitched up the wound. I'll be fine.
Bucky entering the room: Hey guys. *looks at Y/n and the blade*
Bucky: Doll
Y/n: Yeah, babe?
Bucky: Did you get stabbed?
Y/n: I stitched up the wound, plus the serum will help it heal. I'll be fine!
Bucky slapping his hand on his face: You are the reason I worry
Y/n: Is that a bad thing?
Bucky: Does a pig have a curly tail?
Y/n: ...I'll take that as a yes
Bucky: Good. Do that
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sambesketching · 2 years
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Natasha: I will torture you now.
Wanda: Kinky.
Natasha: I think you are sweet and beautiful.
Wanda: Wait-
Natasha: You deserve to be cared for.
Wanda: *backs up* N-No-
Natasha: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.
Wanda: I NEED A SAFEWORD!
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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 8 months
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Y/n: why doesn't someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it's toasting?
Natasha: dekta what the hell?
Wanda: how does that makes sense though...
Tony: on it!
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Wanda Maximoff: What happened to Loki?
Bucky Barnes: They died.
Wanda Maximoff: (vivid Vision flashbacks) They what?
Bucky Barnes: They died, but they’re okay.
Wanda Maximoff: (even more vivid Vision flashbacks) …Can you please clarify?
Loki Laufeyson: (materializing out of nowhere) Clarification is for the weak.
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sjswrites · 9 months
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Love is for Children
Nat: Love is stupid
Wanda: *wears Nat's jacket*
Nat: Love isn't real
Wanda: *hums in the kitchen while she cooks*
Nat: Love is for children.
Wanda: *scrunches nose and smiles*
Nat: ...Fuck
Wanda: *Saves her life*
Nat: I- um...
Wanda: *walks up behind Nat and whispers in her ear* Goo goo gaga, сука.
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satanic-nightjar · 2 years
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Natasha: I was only dead for like 5 minutes, what the hell happened here??
Wanda: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Natasha: Short?
Wanda: Shit's fucked.
Natasha: ...and the long version?
Wanda: Shit's veeerrryyyy fucked.
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