Magius: your student requires your attention urgently. And I think she knows about us.
Corbus: oh, yes. I told her.
Magius: whaT?
Corbus: she had her suspicions, she's too smart to hide something like this from her.
Magius: but how would she know?
Corbus: because of how dumbfaced you look at me, Mag. You lost all your subtlety.
Magius: We've been apart for too long to look at you in any other way, dear.
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[In a crowd]
Steph: Where's Tim?
Jason: Hold on, I got it.
Jason: The second Robin's a failure!
Tim: WRONG!
Jason: Found him.
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387. MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE"
He's so AM coded <333 Four armed Eclipse my beloved
The urge to start posting about all the silly little evil AI that I love is overwhelming argshragsgrasghrgasr
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Y/N : *does something endearing*
Ticci Toby, unconsciously smiling under the mask :
Ticci Toby, under his breath : I’m in love with you.
Y/N : What was that?
Ticci Toby : I said I’M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO 🙄 *stomps away while blushing underneath*
Y/N, blinks : *breaks into giggling fit because they did heard it*
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YAN! EMPEROR: You are my wife now.
EUNUCH! READER: Your Majesty, I am a man-
YAN! EMPEROR: . . . My deepest apologies.
YAN! EMPEROR: You are my male-wife now.
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Bet Poison Ivy's plant tutorials don't work very well for people without plant powers. This is why Pamela Isley doesn't like being reminded of her OLD tutorials. She had issues.
Ivy, in a video: First, give it a gentle spritz of water.
Blaise: *sprays the plant*
Ivy: Then wave your hands and ask it to grow.
Blaise: Oh come on!
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Maggie: Why are Y/N and Carl sitting with their backs to each other?
Rick: They had a fight.
Maggie: Then why are they holding hands?
Rick: They get sad when they fight.
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could there be a child of demeter that has celiac?? i think that could be ironic like your mother is the goddess of grain but you’re gluten free
child of demeter: it’s so hard being gluten free, i feel like i don’t fit in
percy: so you’d say you feel like an… impasta?
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