Amelia, in front of everyone: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Kai, struggling to breathe: I... Wh- what???

Amelia: A quickie. You know, one of those tart things.

Kai:

Kai: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE.

Y/N: You kissed me.

Natasha: Yes, I did.

Y/N: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?

Natasha: Y/N, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.

Y/N: Okay.

Jason: I'm just kicking the job's ass before it kicks mine. Like your mother said.

Damian: No, no. You do not get to use my mother's words against me.

Jason: Well, let me tell you something my mother used to say. "Bats! There are bats everywhere, Jason! And they know everybody's phone numbers."

Rogue: Sorcerer is full of sunshine and sweets and hope, and every time I try to tell them the world is on fire, they just hand me a marshmallow to roast.

Bailey: any of you d-

Cristina: depressed?

Meredith: dying inside?

George: dumb?

Izzie: drained?

Alex: disliked?

Bailey: -done your work. What is wrong with you people?

He’s sat and ready to be kissed again (and again)

Zuko, lying on the ground after being struck by lightning: I'm not gonna die. I promise.

Katara: Good. Cause that would be the worst breakup ever.

Jack: is this thing between Dean and Cas supposed to be a secret?

Sam: hardly. The only people who don't know Dean and Cas love eachother are Dean and Cas

(a couple years since being in TOPGUN, Maverick has not yet come out to Viper, but decides to visit him after he's had surgery) Viper(waking up, groggy):...Maverick. Maverick(sitting at his hospital bedside: Hey...the doctors said the surgery went great. Yeah....I like men. Uh...as in...romantically. It turns out, I like men. And I'm with the most amazing man. Do...do you remember Iceman Kazansky? Yeah, we got married, and, uh, now we're raising Bradley together - that's Goose's son, because Carole passed away from cancer a little while ago. And I'm...screwing all this up. Look, I...I know this is a lot. And I...and I understand. Um, and if this is too much for you to handle, Believe me. My own mother practically disowned me, So I understand. (Viper is getting teary-eyed) Maverick: Oh, God. I'm making you cry. Please don't cry...! Viper(smiling through his tears):...You have a child? Maverick: I - I do. Viper: Do you have any pictures? Maverick(tearing up himself): You want to see 'em? Viper(grinning): Are you kidding?! (Maverick smiles as he tries to stop crying and pulls out some photos from his wallet, showing them to Viper) Viper:...Oh, he's beautiful...

[skipping stones on a lake]

Kai: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Amelia, whispering to herself: Take that you fucking lake.

Y/N: I'm about to be accomplice to a murder.

Bucky: I always knew you'd find your specialty.

Jason: i can take pain

Dick: you can’t talk to bruce for more than ten minutes

Jason: well, there’s pain and there’s torture

Reyna, about Nico: If I murdered someone, he’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. He’s my person.

Wei Wuxian: OMG Lan Zhan you look great. Hearts 💕!

Lan Wangji: *in such shock that he can't move* Thanks...

Billy: Should I sleep with Steve? I wanna sleep with Steve

Heather: Stop sleeping with your friends, Billy, it ruins them

Billy: Slept with you

Heather: And now I no longer sleep with men