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asongofstarkandtargaryen · 9 months

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Was reading Gotham Knights 43 and there are stuff that could have been handled better but all the sea banter between Jason and Barbara is so good. You were floundering? Harpooned? The catch of the day? Crab legs? Clam up? Robin and Batgirl Jason and Barbara were funny.

Jason was a sassy little kid! And his banter with Barbara was hilarious!

I appreciate all the flashbacks of Robin Jason working with Batman we get in the comics, I really do. But I wish they would also give us some flashbacks of Robin Jason working with Batgirl Barbara. Also Robin Jason working with Nightwing and interacting with Aldred.

#dc ask #batfamily #jason todd #barbara Gordon #dc comics #robin jason todd #Barbara and jason #bruce and jason #dick and jason #alfred and jason

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suguruslut · 1 month

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Silver Spoon

by suguru_slut

part 7 of DC fanfics

fandom: Batman (All Media)

relationship: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne

words: 7,690

tags: class differences, issues with food, cooking lessons, family dinners, developing relationships, robin!jason todd

summary:

Jason Todd went from shoplifting Pop-Tarts and scrounging for food in the garbage of Gotham to eating three homecooked meals every single day and being served tea in priceless porcelain cups. Jason gets that this change was for the better, but how much time will it take to convince his body that this is how normal people eat? How long does he have to "risk his life" sneaking snacks from the kitchen before he can make himself fully understand what Bruce said to him the first night Jason came to the manor?

"What's mine is yours, Jason."

Read it on AO3!!

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kbirbpods · 4 months

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Original Work: Immortality (means you get both death and taxes) by blueyeti

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Relationships: Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd, Gotham City & Alfred Pennyworth

Tags: Immortal Alfred Pennyworth, Sentient Gotham City, Eldritch Gotham City, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Jason thinks he's special, He's not, pfff like being undead is unusual, this IS gotham, Paperwork for Coming Back From the Dead, Alfred is a Victorian Gentleman's Gentleman, Paperwork, Gotham has forms for everythingI bet their insurance premiums are also insane, Temporary Character Death, Immortal Jason Todd

Audio Length: 29 minutes, 39 seconds

Summary:

Alfred Pennyworth is who you want on your side when dealing with how to legally come back from the dead. Luckily, Gotham has forms for this.

Notes: This podfic was a treat for @godoflaundrybaskets for Pod-O-Ween 2023! It also fit with the bonus tricks of "eldritch" and "damned"

#pod o ween #eldritch #eldritch gotham city #immortal alfred pennyworth #alfred and jason #alfred pennyworth #jason todd podfic #jason todd #podfic #godoflaundrybaskets #podoween #kaje pods

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 18 days

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the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

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platitudinalteen · 1 month

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A really random Batfamily HC I like to think about is Dick winning the Olympics a few years ago, never telling anyone, and all hell breaking loose when they find out.

Jason: You did not win gold in the Olympics.... Say sike, right now.

Dick: I'm not saying sike. I did win.

Tim: How? You're too famous, you'd be recognized!

Bruce: And more importantly, what about your secret identity?!

Dick: I wore a prosthetic nose, and entered under a fake name.

Stephanie: Do you have proof of that? And maybe a picture of that nose by any chance?

Dick: It was broadcast on television in over two hundred countries, I'm sure you could find it pretty easy.

Bruce: Back to the fake name-

Dick: It wasn't hard to make an alias, I just did what we do for undercover jobs.

Tim: You used my program without telling me!

Dick: I asked! You said I could.

Tim: I did? Ohhh...yeah, now that you mention it I think I vaguely remember you saying something about going to England and needing a new ID a few years ago.

Jason: You did all of that, just to...perform? Just...just because you wanted to?

Dick: ...Yeah, pretty much. I still have the medal sitting on a shelf in my apartment and a picture of me with some other competitors hanging on the wall.

Alfred: I for one, appreciated finally getting to see the Olympics from the front row. And in my own country, no less.

Bruce: What- what does that mean? Tell me you did not go with him to the Olympics...

Alfred: I was his accompaniment for the event. It was quite a good time.

Bruce: Dick...

Dick: What? He said he always wanted to go!

#batfam shenanigans #batfamily #batfam #headcanon #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #stephie brown

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begaycommittreason · 2 months

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officer: are these your children sir?

damian, forcefully raided a petco to liberate the animals: hello father

jason, released said animals on unsuspecting tourists for fun: sup old man

bruce: …nope

officer: oh, then them?

steph duke and cass, covered in equal parts confetti, dirt, and blood, waving:

bruce: oh no, im not touching that one with a ten foot pole

officer: …so it has to be one of them?

alfred, got into an altercation with someone at home goods over the last crockpot: i have no regrets master bruce

tim, hacked the cia to put himself higher than jason on their wanted list and accidentally implicated himself in an unrelated crime: i’m more disappointed in myself, really

bruce: …i’ve never met these people before

assorted incarcerated batkids: *various outraged clamor*

officer: then who are you here to collect?

bruce, pointing to a different cell, sighing: that one’s mine

clark, was pulled over for following all the gotham road laws (incredibly suspicious behavior): hi bruce!!!

#dick bailed them out later #after taking pictures of them behind bars #batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #clark kent #alfred pennyworth

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the-purple-possum · 3 months

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100000% believe Jason bought this mug for Dick as a gag gift one year, and it back fired as now its his favourite mug, because duh, its from his baby brother.

Alfred has attempted to hide it several times, but to his dismay, its always back in use within a day.

#batman #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #alfred pennyworth

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violent138 · 2 months

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Time-warped or travel scenario where Bruce gets launched back into a younger version of himself with all the memories and the first thing he does is goes and gets Dick Grayson right after his parents' death, then pick up Jason, arrange about a million playmates to get Tim out of his house, and once he has those kids happy and taken care of, he goes off to find Cass, helps Steph with her dad, and leaves a very pointed voice-mail for Talia.

Alfred thinks he's more mentally ill than usual for knowing exactly which orphans and as he pointedly reminds Bruce, "children whose parents are still very much alive" he's trying to steal and adopt.

Bruce heatedly replies that they're his kids and that he's going to do everything right this time, rendering Alfred absolutely speechless until Bruce asks if Alfred would be able to make dinner for his new brood of kids.

"Try and remember who you're speaking to Master Bruce, I've thrown dinner parties with less notice"

"Great because I have a list of allergies and some notes on favourite foods."

#If this sounds insane it is #It is just exactly what I would do given this circumstance #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Batfamily #Dick Grayson #Jason todd #Cassandra Cain #Tim Drake #Stephanie brown #Dc comics #Alfred pennyworth #Best surprise grandfather ever

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reineydraws · 9 months

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jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

#jason todd #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #batman #red hood #dc red hood #they have one of those relationships where jason outright says he loves alfred the most and alfred refuses to say he has a fave grandkid #but it's kind of just concensus that it's jason cuz he's the only one allowed in the kitchen #i am also a heavy believer in the hc that for a while there jason wouldnt meet up with anyone but alfred #and theyd meet for tea and stuff outside the manor #i love those fics #i was gonna draw an in-between angsty one where alf has a picnic by jay's grave with tea and cake for two but i dont have the energy 😅#i was also gonna draw a red hood and agent A one with the guns they were cleaning but again: no more energy 💀#mb i'll save that one for later. i still love the idea so much. :')

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asongofstarkandtargaryen · 2 years

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Alfred and Bruce admitting that they like baby Jason living with them:

#jason todd #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #dc comics #bruce and jason #alfred and jason #dc posts

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mayamarvil · 3 months

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Canon: Jason breaks into Wayne Manor when he feels like it

Sidenote: But do people bother to checkout the issue after seeing these posts? or even add it to their tbr list?

Batman Eternal #10

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #jason todd #red hood #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #batfam headcanons

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kbirbpods · 1 year

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Fandom: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Relationship: Alfred & Jason

Length: 200 words

Tags: Double Drabble, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Good Grandparent Alfred Pennyworth, Alfred Pennyworth is the Best, Fluffuary | Fluffy February 2023, Fluff, Kid Fic

Summary: Something about the soft, sunshine yellow blanket is making his brain feel suddenly very tired.

Notes: Written for @fluffyfebruary Day 2: Soft

#fluffy february #fluffuary2023 #jason todd and alfred pennyworth #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #alfred and jason #batfamily #batfam fic #double drabble #kaje writes

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hehether · 4 months

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KEEP UP WITH THE WAYNES

Damn, the never-ending tags plis send help

#batfam #bruce wayne #richard grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #barbara gordon #stephanie brown #alfred pennyworth

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 2 months

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ate and left no crumbs. I swear Alfred is the most iconic batfamily member.

#batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #dc robin #damian wayne #damian al ghul #alfred pennyworth #the baddest bitch #comics #dc comics #dc universe #robin

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galaxymagitech · 2 months

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Jason: Hey, Alfie! Which of us was the least crazy as a kid?

Bruce: Let’s face it. None of us were easy children. I dropped out of college and then dropped off the grid. Dick was a menace—

Jason: Nah, Dick’s the Golden Boy.

Bruce: He wanted to single-handedly hunt down a powerful criminal and thought the entire manor was a trapeze.

Dick: Well, Jason was like the perfect kid.

Bruce: He ran away, died, and started murdering people.

Jason: Fair. But the Replacement’s your perfect little soldier, isn’t he?

Bruce: He stalked me, he says incredibly concerning things with no idea how concerning he sounds, he started YOUNG JUSTICE, I—

Damian: Batgirl III is boring. Surely she was easy to deal with?

Bruce: Are you kidding me? She got pregnant and started a gang war!

Steph: Guilty as charged. But Duke’s the normal one, so—

Bruce: You started a gang war? Duke started a gang!

Damian: I’m the perfect heir.

Bruce: You’re an assassin who is currently attempting to turn my house into a zoo. And you keep trying to murder Tim.

Jason: Eh, we’ve all been there. Except Cass. Cass hasn’t tried to murder anyone.

Bruce: Cass tried to fight Lady Shiva to the death, despite refusing to kill. Cass is not well-adjusted either.

Cass: Barbara is good.

Bruce: No, she keeps hacking the Batcomputer. And she’s dating my son. Honestly I have no idea how I’m still sane.

Alfred: I’m afraid your sanity is very much in question, Master Bruce.

#batman #incorrect batman quotes #dc comics #dc #dcu #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #barbara gordon #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #humor

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murdockbuckley · 4 months

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thinking about the batkids annoying each other and one of them just go "god i was an only child before bruce i miss it so much"

and then there's just a collective agreement and they're all staring at each other in silence after because somehow they forgot NONE of them had siblings before this

#batfamily #batkids #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth

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