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#Pretty little liars quote
incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Kate: I just kept talking, I couldn’t stop!
Clint: Isn’t that, I dunno, life for you?
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fandoms--fluff · 3 months
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You guys get a flat tire
Jeremy: Does anyone know how to change a tire?
*Jeremy and Kol look at you*
Y/n: Are you looking at me because I'm gay?
Kol: No, You're just...
Kol: Sporty?
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Y/n, texting Spencer: Spence! Help I'm being kidnapped.
Spencer: Where are you?
Y/n: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Spencer: I'll call Alison.
Alison, answering her phone: Hello?
Spencer: Where's Y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Alison: Y/n? What you mean, they're right next to me-
Alison:
Alison: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Alison: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Regulus, crying after Sirius left: Even the doorknob smells like him! Evan: Why were you smelling the doorknob?
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hawkinsincorrect · 2 months
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Robin: I just kept talking, I couldn’t stop!
Steve: Isn’t that, I dunno, life for you?
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incorrect-losers · 2 months
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Bev & Eddie: *talking about Greta*
Bev: What did she say?
Eddie: Just some snarky comment about me being gay
Bev: I will destroy her
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 254
Steph: What are daddy issues? Traumatize your father back.
Ivy: You know how I feel about hope. Breeds eternal misery.
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sadinjuly · 1 year
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sassywiththesas · 1 month
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Flowers are meant to bloom
But
U made mine rot
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[about alison faking her disappearance]
aria: part of me isn't even mad.
spencer: well, can I talk to the part that is? we have shit to do.
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iloveannaliese · 2 months
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Some work motivation 4 myself
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Sam: You could have announced yourself.
Kate: Hi, I’m Kate. I’m crawling through the crawl space.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Natasha, saying goodbye before going on the run: “How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
Yelena: What brilliant scholar said that?
Natasha: Winnie the Pooh.
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Y/n: When you see him, please don't freak out, okay?
Alison: I’m not going to freak out. Whoever you’re dating, I’ll always be accepting of him
Y/n: Alright, you can come in
[Jason walks in]
Alison: Jason, get out the way! I’m trying to see who Y/n is dating!
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poetrybyonur · 5 months
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Everyone lies. Statistics show that people lie at least one to two times a day. Mostly they are benign lies, to save face, to avoid hurting someone’s feelings, to not have people worry about you or to keep people out of your business. I personally will lie if it’s to save a life. But lying to cheat or deceive others, to make yourself look better or get sympathy (also deception) and most especially, lying about another person, those are despicable. And it’s people who say they are not liars are the ones who are lying the most about the latter.
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 187
Steph: Maybe we should just send Jason a note or something?
Tim: I don't think there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.
Rose, to Jason: Look, I've never had a safe place to land. But now I feel like I do, so... I want you to stay safe.
Jason: You need to stop being nice to me.
Rose: You need therapy.
Jason: No kidding.
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