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*Y/N on speakerphone with Frank and Matt*
Matt: Thanks, Y/N
Y/N: You, my fine, furry friends, are welcome
Y/N: *hangs up*
Frank: Remind me to have her drug tested later
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Someone: y’know, with the amount of times you’ve fought Matt, I’m convinced you’re in love with him. Do you love men, Frank?
Frank: I don’t know yet but I do love beautiful women.
Someone: Beautiful women? Not ugly women?
Frank: I love all women, I just wanted to compliment them.
#im convinced that's something hed say with a poker face#hes lovely like that#i love frank castle#frank castle#frank castle imagine#frank castle incorrect quote#frank castle smut#frank castle meme#frank castle x female reader#frank castle x reader#the punisher#the punisher meme#the punisher incorrect quotes#the punisher incorrect quote#mcu#mcu meme#mcu incorrect quotes#daredevil incorrect quotes#daredevil meme
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Matt, after almost killing someone - Does this mean I’m evil?
Frank - what’s wrong with evil?
Matt - Nothing, I mean I am the devil.
Frank, annoyed - Then why are you complaining.
#incorrect quotes#matt murdock#daredevil incorrect quotes#daredevil#matthew murdock#frank castle#frank x matt#the punisher#fratt#marvel#marvel incorrect quotes#the punisher incorrect quotes
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just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"
#doc ock#otto octavius#green goblin#norman osborn#harry osborn#erik killmonger#n’jadaka#frank castle#the punisher#matt murdock#daredevil#mcu namor#king namor#bucky barnes#the winter soldier#marvel incorrect quotes
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*Soap and Ghost sneaking in a room they’re not supposed to be in*
Soap: *knocks something over, making a loud noise*
Soap: Fuck!
Ghost, covering his mouth: SHH
*silence*
Soap, slowly removing Ghost’s hand: You think anyone heard us?
Price: MACTAVISH ARE YOU IN THERE?
Ghost, quietly: He heard you
Price: MACTAVISH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! IS GHOST IN THERE WITH YOU?
Ghost: *stares at Soap*
Soap: … Just me, Cap!
Ghost, in a low voice: Good boy
Soap:
#ghost: good boy#soap: suddenly i am willing to take any punishment#call of duty#cod mwii#modern warfare ii#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#john price#incorrect quotes#soapghost#ghostsoap
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Matt, about Frank: I can fix him.
Karen: He has like, 4 other people also trying to fix him.
Karen: I am one of them.
Matt: What-
Foggy: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew.
#Curtis and Max the dog are the other two in my head lmao#frank castle#daredevil#punisher#frankmatt#matt murdock#incorrect quotes#foggy nelson#karen page#lmao#text post#fratt#marvelshit
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AU where Joyce (& Jim) adopt Billy
#harringrove#no steve is the greatest punishment#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#billy hargrove x steve harrington#incorrect harringrove quotes#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#harringroveera#harringrove meme#source: teen wolf#harringrove textpost#harringrove ship#harringrove memes#harringrove + text posts#billy hargrove meme#steve x billy#joyce byers#jim hopper#au where jim & joyce adopt billy#steve harrington x billy hargrove#harringrove edit#billy hargrove au
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Damian: Incompetent shitheads!
Clark: That’s swearing. You have to put a penny in the swear jar, Damian.
Damian: No!
Bruce: Damian, just do what you’re told without arguing all the damn time.
Damian: Aha! You’ve cursed too, Father. You have to pay up to your swear jar.
Bruce: What? No I didn’t…Ugh. [turns to Clark] Clark, you did exceptionally well on the mission today.
Clark: Thanks for the compliment, Bruce.
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Episode 10 | Prapai’s Horny Crisis
(PART 2) / (PART 3)
Prapai mustering every fibre of his being to resist Sky. Resident playboy and self-confessed slut hasn’t had any in two months (and has been fantasising about their Grade A+ night together for three entire months prior to this). Send him your prayers everyone.
#LITA#love in the air#love in the series#love in the air episode 10#prapaisky#prapai x sky#sky x prapai#LITA shitpost#LITA incorrect quotes#he's trying to do the right thing everyone#the path to being honourable was never going to be easy#humanity's strongest soldier#this amused me no end#you are being punished for your sexy antics SIR#YOU ARE STUPID AND I LOVE YOU
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Lucifer, kissing Alastor a little aggressively: Hey, Bambi.
Alastor, returning it with the same aggressiveness: Good Morning, little King.
Husk: …What the actual FUCK!?
Angel: Did we, uh… miss somethin‘?
Vaggie, exasperated: Ugh, they’re playing some stupid game… ‚gay chicken‘ or whatever the hell that was.
Husk, confused: They play what now??
Charlie, squealing of joy: Gay Chicken!! It’s like a bonding game where they have to pretend to be gay together for as long as they can, and whoever chickens out first loses! Look how wonderful it works already!!
Vaggie: Calm down, Sweetie.
Angel: How in the ever lovin‘ fuck did these two convince themselves to go through with it?
Vaggie: Lucifer accused Alastor of being too scared to play it anyways, but you know how Alastor can be…
Charlie, ecstatic: He didn’t back down and accepted the challenge!
Angel: Well… I’m not gonna lie, it’s hot as fuck though. Husk, how about-
Husk, storming out: NOPE!
#I did the same for Steddie on my other blog and it was well received#thought it might be appreciated here as well#a little different version of it at least#extra point for whoever comes up with some nice punishment ideas if one of these two loses#but y’all already know that won’t happen#cuz they never stop#and never talk about it#lmao oh geez I need some help#alastor x lucifer#radioapple#incorrect quotes#appleradio#alastor and lucifer#deerduck#deerduckie#huskerdust
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Dirk: Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dirk strider#mod terezi#i'm not one for cruel and unusual punishment but I think i'll let it slide just this once
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Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!
*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*
Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!
Leia: no she’s got a point
Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!
Kallus: Bridger I swear
Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash
#Hera later regrets staying this because Ezra uses this quote to dig through dumpster and keep the space raccoons#Sabine pushes her gf in the dumpster#Hera tells her that doesn’t count#Leia says it does#Ezra finds Luke in a trash compactor but ignores the boy to save the trash monster#Luke falls in love when a blue hair boy shoves him to save a trash monster#Leia dispares that her brother was the one found in the trash#she punishes Luke by hosing him with a fire hydrant#also because he smells terrible#Leia yells at Ezra for pushing Luke further into the trash#Ezra tells her to then keep him out of trash compactors#Ezra went in the trash for the cute trash animal not for true love#Sabine is jealous that the little bro finds the trash true love before her#Hera canonically found Kanan in a dumpster and proceeded to fist fight a gang over him#hera syndulla#sabine wren#ezra bridger#kanan jarrus#leia organa#zeb orrelios#alexsandr kallus#star wars rebels#star wars the original trilogy#the ice moon#a new dawn#Hera Syndulla x Kanan Jarrus#Ezra x Luke#kallus x zeb#han x leia#Star Wars rebels incorrect quotes
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Raskolnikov: Two women got killed down the street.
Sonia: Did they catch the killer?
Raskolnikov: No, I'm still at large.
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Matt: What are you writing?
Frank: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Y/N, looking over Frank’s shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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The difference between Gideon, Hotch and Rossi and their team of BAU profiler children.
The BAU team in an SUV with Gideon: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Gideon: No. There’s food at home.
The BAU team: I hate this fucking family.
The BAU team in an SUV with Hotch: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Hotch: *pulls into drive-thru*
The BAU team: *cheers*
Hotch: One black coffee please.
The BAU team in an SUV with Rossi: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
Rossi: *ready to buy them the entire menu* McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!
#criminal minds#incorrect quotes#source: that McDonald’s meme#bau team#Jason Gideon#aaron Hotchner#David Rossi#Rossi being the best dad#Hotch is punishing the kids because they kept fighting in the back of the car#Gideon is the worst Tim#Derek Morgan#emily prentiss#spencer reid#jennifer jareau#penelope garcia
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