Someone: y’know, with the amount of times you’ve fought Matt, I’m convinced you’re in love with him. Do you love men, Frank?
Frank: I don’t know yet but I do love beautiful women.
Someone: Beautiful women? Not ugly women?
Frank: I love all women, I just wanted to compliment them.
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i forgot my tumblr page is mostly softcore/straight up furry porn and i just flashbanged another student behind me with giant fox tits
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idk if someone already drew it, but here we go :D
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Raskolnikov is the realest main character to ever walk this earth because he‘s a broke college student who lays in his bed all day thinking about going outside, and then when he does he derealizes, decides that everything sucks, and gets so tired that he imidietly passes out after having to so much as see other people. Mans was representing all of academia unknowingly.
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I caved
[ID: Trigun redraws of the Barbie mugshot meme where Barbie looks horrified while Ken poses with a grin. The first is for Trigun 98 and shows Wolfwood sweating slightly and smiling while Vash grins and poses. The second is for Trigun Stampede and shows Vash nervously smiling while Wolfwood sticks his tongue out and smirks. End ID] c: princess-of-purple-prose
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Overall he's just pure INTJ material 👀 [crime and punishment, fyodor dostoyevsky]
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What if matt and frank are in a poly relationship with the same person?
and what if the said person doesn't usually go telling people they have 2 boyfriends? and neither Frank and matt cuz they don't really think that other ppl are entitled to know abt their relationship and private life (except friends and family of course)
and what if frank introduces his lover to his neighbour after they run into each other once out of politeness and the neighbour is chill abt it.
but what if the neighbour keeps seeing the said lover getting dropped off in front of Frank's door by a hot lawyer dude (matt) and thinks that Frank's lover is cheating on him??
and cuz they feel bad, after a week of contemplating and anxiety, they finally decide to tell Frank after asking him if they could come inside;
Neighbour: Uh, I'm not sure if you'll believe me, but I think your lover is cheating on you. I'm so sorry, Frank.
Frank: [confused] cheating on me? with who?
Neighbour: with this lawyer who drops them off in front of your door, kisses them and leaves, every single time.
Frank: [laughs] I think there has been a misunderstanding-
[someone knocks on the door and Frank goes to open it]
Neighbour: That's him! [points at Matt with horror]
Matt: huh?
Frank: Uh, listen. I'm dating both of them. They haven't been cheating on me. He's my boyfriend too.
Frank and Matt's lover: [dying of laughter]
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new fuckass bird image dropped
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the original image!! it's a pūkeko!!
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if i’m going to live with Raskolnikov-level ennui, paranoia, and indecision, i could at least have a best friend who’d beat up his relative defending me for a crime i absolutely committed.
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