Overall he's just pure INTJ material 👀 [crime and punishment, fyodor dostoyevsky]

I don't even read it

LOOK AT THIS MEME MY BEST FRIEND MADE!!!!!

Another version:

i forgot my tumblr page is mostly softcore/straight up furry porn and i just flashbanged another student behind me with giant fox tits

Raskolnikov is the realest main character to ever walk this earth because he‘s a broke college student who lays in his bed all day thinking about going outside, and then when he does he derealizes, decides that everything sucks, and gets so tired that he imidietly passes out after having to so much as see other people. Mans was representing all of academia unknowingly.

Sex is not enough. Confess your sins to me and let's go to Siberia.

if i’m going to live with Raskolnikov-level ennui, paranoia, and indecision, i could at least have a best friend who’d beat up his relative defending me for a crime i absolutely committed.

If Rodya Raskolnikov had a cold... would he Raskolnikough?

hes a 10 but he lays on the couch in a feverish delirium every day

Mansplain = Raskolnikov

Malewife = Razumikhin

Girlboss = Dunya

Change my mind

when i am in a fainting competition and my opponent is raskolnikov

has anyone been feeling feverish and delirious lately or is it just me and that twink from crime and punishment?