it's actually just hit me that there's like... not really romance plots in dungeon meshi. they don't pair the cast off arbitrarily at the end. basically any character could be read as aroace/aspec really easily. that's honestly super cool!! it's refreshing to have a mainstream piece of media with the kind of approach to character relationships that emphasizes how important everyone's connections to each other are without making them explicitly romantic.

god i want to be used by someone who just doesn’t care. who does what they want with no regard for me or makes me do what they want just because it amuses them. make me hump your boot while i whine like a bitch in heat and you ignore me? yes sir. fuck my face and leave me crumpled on the ground after in a wet mess? alright. tell me i’m only allowed to use household object to get myself off, you’re not gonna bother to do it for me, i only exist to give you pleasure? whatever you say. whatever you want

Yall really underestimate how much I'll love you forever even if we stop talking. I still think about my friends from ELEMENTARY SCHOOL and hope they're doing well. Everyone who has ever been nice to me, please know that you are a permanent fixture in the scrapbook in my head and I will turn to your pages and go "aw that was fun" and maybe even add a new sticker to the page because it reminds me of you. MWAH.

when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email

earlier today i told an acquaintance in passing that i'll often be in the middle of a novel and think "man i wish this shit were more ambiguous" and had to reiterate twice that i wasn't being sarcastic before they believed me, so this post is to say: i love when writers don't bother to explain everything, i love when stories end uncertain and unsettling, i love being required to think as a reader, i love when stuff makes no damn sense, no i'm not kidding

2 and half months ago i got back into cross stitching. Today i finished the project I started back then! And then turned it into a pillow :3

this pattern is from owlforest and it was a DELIGHT to stitch

love the tumblr poll feature bc on twitter polls are genuine questions and here its like

Its been a pleasure to boop with you all

Creepy and disturbed Alastor got me drooling for more..

(he also said good girl in episode 7....)

Ahahaha?

some part of me loves to think that Naga feels a special connection to Asami the same way Korra does because Naga is her spirit guide and so she would feel the love Korra holds within her for Asami

Why are scientists trying to give robots realistic human faces cut out all those useless shit just put anything there as a head and I will smash

if ed had been in spanish jackie’s when stede came in all “i may be landed gentry but i’m thrilled to be granted entry” he would’ve been the one person to laugh

they should invent a way to read in bed that's comfortable

I'm surprised that no one wanted to be ignored by me for 8 minutes😕! I hope i made you interested now😏 (now on OF & Fansly / dm me for the video) 💋‼️