Saw the tag “Divine Juice Box” a couple days ago for the first time. Needless to say it made me laugh.

I have this lil story in my head rn ahhhhHHHHHHHHH

Radioapple rp

Hey, so I really want to rp and this is a starter I had, if you like or reblog this I’ll message you, this is solely posted in the hopes  of rping. It’s not a fanfic or anything. There's not much point in reading if you're not interested. Also if you want to contact me directly, which I'd honestly prefer you can email me at [email protected], or message me on Discord at cpf#1288 this is an 18+ rp. It will contain darker themes. (In which Lucifer is nonbinary thanks to being an Angel and is currently in male form but with female parts. After Charlie was born he decided to try and fight for sinners again- for her sake but he pushed too hard and Heaven decided to cast him to Earth once more, away from Charlie. He’s stuck there with no powers until he dies. And they taunted him with the possibility of redemption for himself- which would allow him to actually help the sinners- for Charlie’s sake he’s decided to try.) Three fucking years. Lucifer had been stuck on Earth for three years trying to be better- to do better. And he’d been doing his best- oh it was difficult, but he’d been trying. Trying to think the way he had before Heaven had cast him down the first time. To care for the humans. Like his little Charlie would. Some days were harder than others however, he decided as he tipped his whisky down his throat and pushed himself up and away from the bar, looking down at his arm, the cut on his too pale skin from the man who’d tried it on earlier before the man behind the bar interfered. Ugh. Blood. Human blood. It was not a pleasant reminder. But he shook off that thought, running his fingers through his hair and slipping out of the bar entirely. It was a nice night at least. A walk might do him some good- so he altered his path, instead of going home he walked through the trees- listening as he did- hearing the occasional crack of animals treading on sticks in the distance in the darkness- then he heard a larger noise- his eyes narrowing slightly as he walked more carefully- was that- it sounded like… digging perhaps? He tread carefully, slipping through the trees until he saw something- a man? Tipping something into- was that a hole- oh fuck. Oh fuck that was not what he thought was it? He leaned back slightly- and felt a stick crack beneath his foot, the sound unnaturally loud in the sudden silence.

I thied to use color with no outlines, criticism is welcome. via /r/IDAP http://bit.ly/2VZHYnB by DeerDucki

Alastor: As the folks would phrase it nowadays; this is going to blow your mind!

Lucifer: Hell yeah, blow me!

Alastor: …your mind, correct?

Lucifer:

Inspired by the fighting scene from Ch. 6 “Of Saints and Sinners” by @morningstarwrites 📻🍎

Lucifer, sweating: Al, there’s something I need to ask you-

Alastor: My my, I never thought I’d live long enough to see this day! You’re proposing!

Lucifer: Huh!? How- How’d you know?

Alastor: Lucifer, sweetheart, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Alastor: I even picked it up once.

Had to get this out of my system.

Little doodle from @morningstarwrites awesome fanfiction “Of Saints and Sinners“ Chapter 12.

@yezoki after reading the current chapter 8 of ‘The Things We Become in the Aftermath of Rage’ I just had to doodle this particular scene. Alastor is such a drama queen, I absolutely love your work! 🙏

Check out the (still ongoing) fic here!

Alastor: I’ll have you know, I am a humble supporter of the homosexuals.

Lucifer: Oh, are you now?

Alastor: Yes, Indeedy!

Lucifer: Well, then come here and prove it.

Alastor: … I beg you pardon?

Lucifer: Kiss me.

Lucifer: Or is Mr. Tall-Dark-n‘-Creepy a coward?

Alastor: I’ll end you.

Lucifer: Hopefully with your mouth, though.

Lucifer: This food is too hot... I can’t eat it.

Alastor, rather smug: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Quite literally.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Husk: DAMN, YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Vaggie: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Alastor: Do tell, did it hurt when you fell-

Lucifer: From heaven? Wow, tough topic for me but damn, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Alastor, quite pleased: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs earlier.

Lucifer: ...

Alastor: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Pissed-but-about-to-sob Luci & Push-your-buttons-power-complex Al 😭

King of Pride and the King of PRIDE