Do you ever think Nightwing can sniff out candies like a bloodhound?
The batfam doesn’t like to admit they all stole Bruce’s ideas of having lollipops and snacks for children. So they try and hide it as much as they can. But when Nightwing drops by, it doesn’t even take a second before he’s confidently striding upto them, taking a candy out and popping it in his mouth while walking away in one swift motion, as if this whole act was so casual it was basically mocking the painstaking efforts everyone went through trying to hide their empathy.
Dick Grayson always did have a habit of knowing exactly where they all hid their hearts.
That fucking asshole.
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*applies the "Jason Todd and Damian Wayne meet in the league of assassins" tag on you* now, generate.
(I haven't slept in 2 days this is all I could come up with)
Baby Damian: *sees Jason's face*
Baby Damian: *gags*
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rex 🤝 anakin: calling ahsoka old
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Always the competitive kid
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Mike: Hey, Nance. Can you help me with something?
Nancy: No, I'm busy
Mike: With what?
Nancy: Not giving a shit
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I have read Homestuck. My sister has also read Homestuck. We both know this about each other, and we both take psychic damage anytime Homestuck is mentioned.
Every once in a while, in casual conversation between the two of us, a clear opportunity to drop a Homestuck reference will rear its ugly head, and suddenly the tension in the room will raise from 0 to 100, as we try to continue our normal conversation while both dreading that either one of us could invoke cursed knowledge at any moment.
It is as if we are two dangerous criminals with a complicated history of ups and downs together sitting at a table with a gun between us, both knowing that at any moment, one of us could take the gun and shoot the other, but instead of dangerous criminals, we're socially awkward nerds with autism, and instead of a gun, it's Gamzee Makara.
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My lil brother and I after I showed him animatics of all the released songs + some others (his fav was the cyclops saga)
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Persephone: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Dionysus: Wednesay.
Persephone: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.
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What pjsk character would say penis blast or cock fart I need to hear this from you
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Sonic? SONIC what is in your mouth?? spit it-SONIC!!
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The audacity of younger siblings to grow taller than you
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Do you have a hc for which horseman is physically the strongest? For me it goes War, Death, Fury, then Strife.
Actually that'd pretty much be my exact lineup.
While Death can take more damage than Strife, Strife can actually bench-press more than he can. Fury is stronger than Death in that regard through sheer determination. She doesn't stand a chance against War at arm wrestling, but she can hold her own against Death and will absolutely floor Strife if he ever challenges her.
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*Cygnus Black and Alphard Black watching Harry duel their sister Walburga in UDLTTOM*
*Cygnus and Alphard after Harry wipes the floor with her*
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I like to think that somewhere, at an awkward Shit's-Fucked All-Hands-On-Deck family meeting, Pelor's bitching about Those Idiots blowing him off and Asmodeus just smirks and goes: Hold my beer
And proceeds to just. Gift wrap his enemy's legendary sword for them. Sweet talk their fey with a kiss. Smug as fuck of course.
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