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bruciemilf · 1 year

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" but it's not a permanent solution and --" just say you want to committ homicide! Grow up.

#last part is a joke btw #but some of you are really annoying with your perspective of justice and who exactly deserves what #i don't understand why we have to de complexify this extremely nuanced shade in Bruce’s character #when it plays such a crucial role in what makes him interesting and compelling. his hatred of murder is precisely what sets him apart from #your regular descenetized male hero with no proper character structure #bruce is a puzzle. NOT a story #and his mercy system being ineffective- they're comic book characters. thats the whole point?#bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #SOME of you. i dont wanna name names. gets really annoying abt this argument #people who reserve Batman Who Kills for fruly interesting and/or self indulgent reasons and dont bother anyone else: is it me??#no. jason stans; is it ME?#...its not the others. shrug #memes

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ashoss · 1 month

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every sibling duo got the one that dresses like a 50 yo man and their teenage rebellion daughter

#i stan alt!chb and preppy!campjupiter #the bg reminds me too much of the weezer blue album but i don twant to change it #thalia grace #jason grace #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo #hoo #illustration #ash's doodlings #god i love thalia

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thy-valhallen · 2 days

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i like the idea that it's understood in the Batfam that Bruce has a favorite but no one's really sure who it is-- all of them have their own guesses, and it's never themselves (except Steph, who's here to laugh at their theories)

Dick is convinced it's Jason because of how he saw Jason's death destroy Bruce-- like, he knows Bruce would cry for all of them, mourn and all, but... well, he's pretty convinced Jason had a spot in their dad's heart a bit bigger than they did

Jason, if asked, will swear to hell and back it's Dick-- the Golden Boy, the perfect son, the one he had to compare himself to growing up. Secretly though? he thinks it's Tim. Tim, the best detective of all of them, the steadfast kid who stepped in to fix everything without the slightest bit of thanks or appreciation, the nerd who dedicated himself to their crusade with nothing to gain from it. who wouldn't favor that kid??

Tim has known since the first picture he ever took of Batman and Robin who the favorite was, and has never wavered. Dick Grayson, his first son, the one who's pain was reflected so sharply back at him in a twisted mirror that he had to take the kid in-- Dick was the one to bring the Dark Knight to life in the daytime. Dick is his everything-- the boy he loved enough to slow in his life's work to help. Tim was certainly never worth the time, but Dick? Dick is impossible not to love, and to love Dick Grayson is to love with your whole chest

Cass bases her guess off of Bruce's body language, not Batman's, and for that, she thinks it's Duke. Duke is softer than the rest of them, less sharp edges from a childhood shaped by misery or death, and Bruce is less of a drill sergeant with him for it. after all, Duke doesn't struggle with directions like the rest of the Batfam (he so does, he's just the best at hiding it), so he gets less of the terrified, furious leader and more of the tired, worried dad

Damian has no doubt in his mind it's Cass-- at first, because she's the best fighter, and therefore most deserving. she's far more skilled after all, so in this insane family where adopted children upend the hierarchy he knows, it must be dictated by skill, no? no, actually. but then, he sees how Bruce doesn't yell at her, the implicit trust he has in his daughter. the way that they're so very in-tune with one another, it's like looking at a man and his shadow. Cass has to be the favorite, because no one else can look him in the eyes with the same sort of heartbreak he has and comfort him without a word

Duke was an only child before joining the Waynes, so it was a shock to suddenly see sibling favoritism so blatantly when Bruce so carefully and kindly talked Damian down from a rant about his classmates in the middle of patrol. no one else would've been allowed to talk about something so personal and revealing on a Gotham rooftop. it was just continually proven from there; shoulder pats and hair ruffles answered with little scowls, utterances of "son" that were lost to shuffling capes and tiny smiles tucked away in darkness

#dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #damian al ghul #duke thomas #i don't have a good way to end this honestly #i'm not sure who bruce's favorite is #i'm just sure he has one #but let me just say #i really do stan girldad bruce wayne

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your-honor-im-zesty · 15 days

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friendly reminder jason grace canonically saved percy jackson UNDERWATER during blood of olympus, my boy ain't weak

#jason grace #hoo #heroes of olympus #blood of olympus #percy jackson #pro jason grace #jason grace appreciation post #jason grace stan #they could never make me hate you #this isnt percy hate tho #bros chill i like him

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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I know the fandom trope of "Tim hates Dick for what he said in Red Robin" but like

He probably felt hurt for a minute but the second he saw Dick again it was instant forgiveness. He is in awe of his big brother, he thinks he has it all together (even though he very much doesn't), he thinks the world of Dick. in the alt universe vampire comic Tim probably forgave Dick for crushing his scull in. Tim at his core is a Dick Grayson Stan first, human second.

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webshood · 7 hours

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the fact that a lot of people in the fandom think that all Jason does and talks is about his death, when this happens because HIS trauma is being used as way to emphasize your favs struggles and aggrandize them as character's, since DiTF, Jason's death was all about other characters and their grief and them constantly trash talking and victim blaming his dead body, his death is not about him, most of the time they don't even mention that he got ambushed and betrayed for god's sake

#tktk stans are pissing me off but the day i post on that hellhole I've gone insane #so y'all will have to deal with me ranting here #jason todd #red hood #dc comics #sol rants

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wanderingghostz · 4 months

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Batfam Monster AU

Used a reference I found on Pinterest.

I'm gonna make a full post detailing who's what and all that jazz, not in this post, though, because I forgot to draw Tim and Damian

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thecruellestmonth · 2 months

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Has Jason ever donated a bazillion dollars to charity? Has Jason ever used his corporate monopoly to hire felons? Has Jason ever been a landlord who insisted on earthquake-proofing all his properties which make up a significant share of an entire city? Has Jason canonically exploited the child welfare system using bribes and his prestigious family name in order to gain custody of vulnerable orphans? Has Jason directly supported and funded improvements to the police department?

Yeah, I didn't think so. That leftist hero is Bruce "Batman" Wayne. 😏 Jason has never dumped his massive dynastic wealth into charity, to offset his violent crusade. I bet all you Jason stans feel really stupid now. 🤭🤭🤭 You have failed at leftism, you lack critical thinking skills and media literacy, and your real-life politics must be awful. Truly, you guys are poisoning the Batman fandom with reactionary politics.

#Jason Todd #Jason Todd meta #Some of you guys really say‚ ''Batman buys Catholic indulgences and this offsets everything else he does unlike Red Hood''. 🥴#Why can't you just say‚ ''nO!! tHaT's BaD wRiTiNg!!'' like a normal stan?#I am trying to construct my ideal Batman but you guys just won't let me stop being a hater... 😔😔

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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months

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A J*ytim shipper liked my post comparing myself and my brother to Jason and Tim

#like are you new to other human beings???paralleling your irl sibling relathionship to a fictional one is saying you're anti shipping them #i thought that went without saying?unless they think i meant me and my brother would be okay doing in///cest with eachother #in which case *loads rifle with malicious intent*(/meme ref)#antijaytim #anti batcest #jason and tim #me and willy #jason todd #tim drake #black jason todd #latino jason todd #afrolatino jason supremacy #adhd tim drake #< since my little brother has undiagnosed adhd + i also hc tim as autistic and trans and half cherokee #just reusing the tags from that post since it's a sequel to it.also i just remembered it was about how fanon tim is gross as shit💀#my nigga in christ it was about you.they were a sl*de stan too so that tracks #batfam #rhato #dead sidekicks force #the anomalies #young justice #team dual #summerposting

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danny-chase · 8 months

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did tim actually thought Jason was a bad robin? or is it just exageration?

Well, Tim didn't know Jason personally, so his opinion was formed in universe by talking to Bruce, Alfred, and Dick and out of universe by the editorial reasoning that "Jason had to have been a bad Robin hence why he died." But either which way, I would say yeah, here's Tim dreaming/hallucinating how he sees Jason:

Batman (1940) #456

And there's also this observation from his introduction arc:

Batman (1940) #440

Idk about the more current stuff, but in the older stuff the meta narrative was that Jason was a bad Robin, someone to contrast Tim, the good Robin with, to justify making Tim Robin. And Tim fell in line with that meta narrative and shat on Robin!Jason a few times

#asks #tim drake #jason todd #he was also a massive Dick stan lol #because again the meta narrative had to be he's not replacing Dick #it's interesting to me

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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Wayne Family Twitter Adventures // Part One

#btw i have NO problem whats so ever with joker stans but i do think jason would hunt you for sport or aggressively bully you sjsjsj #also dick for the guy who has his gf as his picture don't @ me #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #stephanie brown #dick grayson #clark kent #superman #superbat #JSJSJS #dc #dc comics #social media au #batfam #batfamily #batkids #changed jasons pfp so the joke lands better

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fryingpan1234567 · 4 days

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Uh huh. It’s the Day of the Dead.

(…Not today. Just. Bear with me here)

LISTEN

I think Hades kids have a natural death holiday calendar built into their internal clock. Every holiday honoring the dead and even when there’s nearby funerals or celebrations of death— a little ping goes off in the Underworld kids’ heads.

So Día de los Muertos rolls around one year, and Leo, who was expecting himself and a few Hispanic campers he knew of to be the only ones celebrating, nearly passes the fuck out when Nico and Hazel show up in matching skull paint.

Not sugar skulls. Just regular ones. But still, it’s each of their full faces and down their necks until it disappears into the collars of their shirts.

Hazel is wearing a black-orange-yellow dress that brushes her boots when she twirls, and crown of marigolds atop her cinnamon curls like a halo. In the black “eye sockets” around her eyes, she did a bright orange wing on each side that dissipated into yellow smoke floating up her face. She got Piper’s help with that part, but it was her idea.

Nico’s got big dramatic cracks on one eye and the other cheek and a black hoodie that’s way too big for him. It’s deadass Coco merch. Like the movie. The back says ✨Disney’s COCO✨ in big bright letters.

“I like the Book of Life better,” Leo joked, crossing his arms.

Nico blinked, confusion evident on his face.

“What?”

“Nice hoodie,” was all Leo said as he turned to continue on with his tamales, humming ‘Remember Me’ to himself.

Before you ask, yes, Leo painted his face too. Ornately. It’s a little bit wild.

There’s shading, there’s bright swirls and perfectly symmetrical flowers, there’s neon patterns of all kinds. He started the night with a chips and guac hat like. Like in Despicable Me. But he and Hazel traded later so he got a flower crown and she got a snack hat because she was absolutely fascinated by the concept. Also with Piper’s help, he got her to put orange streaks in his already unruly hair. Brother does not fuck around on the Day of the Dead. He’s lost too many people, and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t recognize each and every one of them.

Even Festus got a new paint job. Leo told people Festus was his Alebrije. Which is why he’s pink and orange and blue and green. Obviously. (He did bring Leo back after he died, so that’s to his credit. Professional spirit guide shit.)

Anyways the mystery of why Frank and Will and Jason all had smudged paint on their faces was solved when a group of campers saw Jason fully make out with Leo in the quad, and Leo pushed his face away, hollering about how Jason was gonna ruin his paint. Jason just laughed at him and told him he’d help fix it later.

(Percy was home with his mom for the holiday, but camp gets an angry FaceTime the next day because they celebrated without him and they better wait next year I mean honestly the disrespect)

#wow I could go forever #I’m AWARE IT’S NOWHERE NEAR DÍA DE MUERTOS LEAVE ME ALONE #I simply vibe with the idea okay shh #riordanverse #chb #children of hades #nico di angelo #solangelo #hazel levesque #frazel #leo valdez #jason grace #valgrace #percy jackson #we stan Latino!Percy here idk what y’all sayin

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jasontoddssuper · 11 months

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H o w do Batfam stans say they don't include Duke because 'they don't know anything about him' but post about literally all the other Batboys just fine.Like y'all mean to tell me you managed to read the 200+ issues they're in but suddenly you're not a comics person when it comes to a black character who's barely in the triple digits of apperances tops???

#is it the lack of blue eyes and amount of melanin?that's what i'm getting from the jokes i'm always seeing that somehow always get 1k notes #also while i'm at it billy batson stans y'all are annoying asf he is NOT a batboy and neither is danny fenton #and it makes zero sense to treat them as bats but not duke cause he has what y'all want from them(chaotic yet sweet and has powers)#HE IS LITERALLY BRUCE'S SON GET OVER IT AND STOP MAKING YOURSELF HAREMS OF BOTH ADULTS AND MINORS AND BEING A PICK ME #duke thomas #duke is a robin #duke is a batboy #bruce wayne #battinson supremacy #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #the batboys #batfam #wfa #robin #the signal #batman and the outsiders #nightwing #red hood #red robin #justice league #teen titans #young justice #teen titans:damian edition #dead sidekicks force #rhato #i'm black tag #letters from summer

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tyrannoslex · 2 years

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batfam headcanons bc i hyperfixate on them…again

anyway:

— jason stabs people to the rhythm of poker face by lady gaga

— dick gets banned on every social media site bc of his name

— when damian told tim he named one of his pets after him, he didn’t expect it to be one of the rats that live in the attic

— tim eats cucumbers with ketchup unironically (it‘s his fav midnight snack)

— they played uno ONCE and then never again

— same with monopoly and literally any other board game (exception is when alfred is present at all times and keeps them in check)

— jason was a theater kid in middle school and bruce went to all of his plays even if he only played tree nr 2

— tim and steph BEGGED bruce for a dance dance revolution…there are competitions every friday night, the loser has to go to brucie‘s gala‘s

— dick destroyed two (2) tv‘s so far because he forgot to fasten the wrist band of the wii controller when he played bowling with jason

— bruce complaints about everything his kids have been up to in a dairy (it‘s his nightly ritual)

— cass reads the dairies

— damian went as batman to halloween

— jason has an ao3 account and writes batman x bruce wayne fanfiction

— he is also one of these authors with the most fucked up explanations as to way he updates too late („sorry the chapter is late, i was dead for like six months but don‘t worry i am fine now“, „sorry for the delay had a brawl with some thug, turns out his grandmother’s name is martha too“ etc.)

— the whole fam cramped into the batmobile once after an exhausting patrol and demanded mc donalds. Bruce roled up in mc drive only to order a single black coffee. The drive-through worker was like this:

— Dick is a giant „Tim and Bernard“ enthusiasts. He plans a date at a baseball game. Dick pays the camera man to focus the kiss cam on the two. He cheers the loudest when they actually kiss. He dragged the whole bunch along too. Steph filmed everything. Duke apologizes to the bystanders. Cass is buying merch. Jason throws popcorn into the hood of a guy seated in front of them. Damian chews on his vegan gummy bears trying to find the quickest escape route.

— jason definitely spray painted the batman suit at least once

— tim once confused sugar w salt and put it in his coffee…he didn’t notice until he was half way done with his cup.

— damian has a pet tarantula

— jason is terrified of said tarantula

— bruce drooled on the keyboard of the batcomputer once after falling asleep in the cave

— alfred took photos of it

— Dick makes dick jokes

— damian tripped over his cape once but that is between him and the homeless guy who saw him

— damian planned to turn the cave into a petting zoo

#batfamily #stan the batfam webtoon #batman #dc #jason todd #richard grayson #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #stephanie brown #give me good dad bruce wayne #batfamily headcanons

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nerdymariamania · 3 months

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Before "The Book of Bill" is released, I wanted to finally put out my thoughts that have been plaguing me for years now.

Bill's repentance from the axolotl, is being sent to "another place, another time."

And his statue is in our world, just as he is in their world. But in the Graphic novel, there are two instances of ciphers that say "Cipher lives." Along with Stan acting very off during the duration of the Cipher Hunt.

Tons of people believe in Same Coin Theory...

But, I have an even crazier theory!

[Preface: We know our universe is "canon" (as Canon as it can get) to the Gravity Falls universe, because at the end of Journal 3, it's basically spelled out to you that once Ford dropped the books into the bottomless pit, they ended up here. Alex and Rob Renzetti both said that the journal is as Canon compliant to the show as it can be (the show being the end all be all of canon.)]

In our world, Stan and Soos don't exist. But we hear them constantly throughout the clues of Cipher Hunt. Stan is even singing "We'll meet again." Which Bill sang in the finale. And the axolotl specifically stated "another place, another time." For Cipher only. Not Stan and Soos as well. So, why do we keep hearing them? Bill is shown multiple times to be perfect at imitating voices. He imitates Soos in Dreamscaperers. It's implied that he imitates Dipper in Sock Opera. Etcetera, etcetera!

What is a bigger penance than introducing yourself to a gigantic platform, as the villain, and even showing that you lost. That you were destroyed. Not by magic, just by a man who cares about his family. And in this new world, that man shares a few things in common with you. Well, the main thing he shares, is the same voice. Stan Pines and Bill Cipher share the same voice. Or more importantly, the same voice actor. Who is also the creator of the hit TV show Gravity Falls.

So, my theory is that Bill Cipher got sent to our dimension. And to not shirk the blame, but to show our world what a monster he is, showed us his downfall as a villain. So yes, in the Cipher Hunt, we hear Stan acting not himself. But here's the thing, that wasn't Stan. It was Alex. Bill was using Alex to create the Cipher Hunt, the literal headstone of Gravity Falls, Bill's final resting place. Bill was imitating Stan and Soos' voices, but not because he was imitating them, he was using Alex's vocal abilities. Who set up the Cipher Hunt? Alex. Who created Gravity Falls? Alex. And what is my damning pieces of evidence? In the Cipher Hunt treasure box, a drawing of Stan, Soos, and McGucket on there, all with their signatures. And when you shined a blacklist on it, Bill was drawn there too, with his signature, saying 'Stay Paranoid.' And on a card, all of the characters, in blacklight, had Bill's eyes. You know the last signature on both drawings? Alex Hirsch. To announce his own Reddit ask me anything, Bill sent out several tweets on Alex's Twitter. And even said he made a deal with Alex at one point.

Throughout the Weirdmageddon trilogy, not only at the end of the credits, the backwards whispering is Bill saying "I'm watching you." It also says instead of created by Alex Hirsch, created by Bill Cipher.

And what is at the end of the TV show, Gravity Falls? A flickering video of Bill's statue, the first clue of the Cipher Hunt. And if you find him and shake his hand, like "Stan" told you to, he might not need penance. He might not need one man's body. He already has a legion of worshippers in this universe that "Alex" helped him obtain. Why not put them to good use?

#yes I know this makes me look like a mad person #which I am #but this theory has been bouncing between my ears for forever now and I had to get it out before TBoB came out #gravity falls #bill cipher #alex hirsch #stan pines #grunkle stan #but Maria! I hear you asking #If Bill is so good at voice manipulation why doesn't he imitate Dipper instead of getting Jason Ritter to voice him?#Because every time Bill tries to imitate Dipper it comes out whiny and sarcastic #just like when he tries to imitate Ford #after all this time and even trying to shirk the blame Bill can't stop being a piece of shit towards Pine Tree and Sixer

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jasontoddenthusiastt · 2 months

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“Jason hasn’t built a single safe injection site or an orphanage in the comics?”

Yes, and we don’t care. Nor did anyone say that’s what we want to see in the comics. Were you getting to a point?

*makes a separate post about how much they like seeing restorative care in comics and mentions Helena Leslie and Bruce and why they like these characters*

#people: *not responding to their frankly stupid post* OP: “wOw jason stans are NOT cooking”#hire a personal chef then bitch lol #kelseethe #OP: admits they haven’t read up on Jason #also OP: still lectures us on how we should think and claims to know better than us the actual comic readers #& that ppl having headcanons or writing about him in a way that doesn't please them have some agenda against them personally #pov acting like a Jason anti for a day:#me: *walks into a Krispy Kreme* *starts accosting random customers*#why do you eat these? *I* like cakes because they have frosting instead of glaze and they're made of batter not dough #me: *still in the donut shop* I think you should all get out #brain donor behavior #anyway I think I might go get some Krispy Kreme now

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