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bruciemilf · 1 year

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" but it's not a permanent solution and --" just say you want to committ homicide! Grow up.

#last part is a joke btw #but some of you are really annoying with your perspective of justice and who exactly deserves what #i don't understand why we have to de complexify this extremely nuanced shade in Bruce’s character #when it plays such a crucial role in what makes him interesting and compelling. his hatred of murder is precisely what sets him apart from #your regular descenetized male hero with no proper character structure #bruce is a puzzle. NOT a story #and his mercy system being ineffective- they're comic book characters. thats the whole point?#bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #SOME of you. i dont wanna name names. gets really annoying abt this argument #people who reserve Batman Who Kills for fruly interesting and/or self indulgent reasons and dont bother anyone else: is it me??#no. jason stans; is it ME?#...its not the others. shrug #memes

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colorfulatlas · 7 months

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Should I jus start talking abt my OCs using their chosen names rather than their irl counterpart names so the ppl who don’t know the context or whats going on thinks theyre jus ur average OCs until they realize its hetalia 2

#atomic talks #LAST PART IS A JOKE BTW #but its jus funny to think abt

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yourlocalmissingtexture · 3 months

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Found one of the little fuckers who likes to take my brain off autopilot. Jolts the thing all around and sends the anxiety and depression beasts into a fucking tizzy every time.

If anyone’s missing a useless man named Fomo please come collect him at the next stop or I’m deadass about to slam him (and me by unfortunate extension) into the fucking turnstile.

#fomo #talking to myself #vent #seriously this is so god damn annoying #can I have a non-familial relationship with another human and NOT feel inadequate #FOR FIVE MINUTES???#ffs and this mfer isn’t the only one #oh no he’s got friends #there’s this bitch Jealousy who’s been hiding in the undercarriage for a while #just saw her sneaky ass again after her little hiatus #someone please #come collect these annoying irrational emotions pls #last part is a joke btw #ngl it’s fuckin tempting though

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treeroot06 · 8 months

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very random and mildly embarrassing question but do u have any headcanons for the filthy frank show im curious O.o

I not really a headcanon guy to be honest

When I watch a show/movie or play a game I okay with what's already there and don't feel the need to come up with my own stuff for it

I'm very sorry that I couldn't really answer your question anon

Red dick x Prometheus for life tho

#ask #filthy frank #last part is a joke btw #no need to be embarrassed #I missed ya

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horrendousmustard · 2 years

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Car broke down in the middle of a highway today! I had to sit for an hour before we had mechanical services arranged and a taxi to go home. We probably caused soooooo much traffic ^v^

#last part is a joke btw #I mean we did cause traffic tho #general mustard

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pettydollie · 1 month

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imagine being on an instagram live with chris one night. ur chilling in ur jammies, ur back against his chest while he sips on a pepsi. u guys are answering questions but it’s quiet for a few seconds.

that is until he lets out the most outrageous record breaking mount everest shaking burp. your hand flies your mouth and you BURST OUT LAUGHING. and he has this faux look of shyness on his face. he’s like, “ohmygosh guys i just burped in front of my crush i’m so embarrassed”

#btw u guys have been tg for 6 years #LOL so last part is him joking #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo x reader #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo

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xbraveheartx · 6 months

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Can we all agree to the fact that Romeo was, with 100% certainty, a drama arts kid ??

My guy put on a whole ass mini play for you when you first enter the Opera House, in order to convey and warn you of Geppetto's scheme... and then drops in dramatically with a shit eating grin and offers you his hand like he did the perfect job at getting across the grand evil plot-- and goddammit he did !! He nailed it right on the head!

He showed us exactly what was happening! Gave us literally the whole ending plot, front and center stage!

Romeo is an A+ storyteller, actor, set designer, costumer, and all around theater kid. Adelina Corday whomst?! Step aside for Romeo !!

#Lies of P #Lies of P Spoilers #Romeo King of Puppets #Krat's primadonna stands NO CHANCE against Romeo's all around talent. He put on a one man show.#“Adelina played 3 different roles in her last play” YAWN!! When you play literally every part there is to put on a whole show?#THEN talk to me 🙄#THIS IS ALL A JOKE BTW but also fuck Adelina Corday >:| she's awful. And also I'm 100% serious about Romeo LMAO

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gently-decaying-flowers · 2 months

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context: i was making jokes with my mom about needing cargo shorts for the big pockets- big pockets needed so i can smuggle drugs (i was really trying to cover up being trans but this has turned into a running joke)

ANYWAY

my stepdad just told me this story

so my mom was like “we gotta go get the drug smuggling shorts today” and my stepdad said

“yk what if she was being serious?”

mom, “there’s no way she’d be able to do that”

stepdad- “what if she fell into the wrong crowd or smthn?”

mom, “she’d have to fall into a crowd first”

OKAY MOM WAY TO POINT OUT I DONT HAVE FRIENDS 💀

#char rambles #they were saying all that as a joke btw #that last parts just a lil too true #LMAO

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rotisseries · 1 year

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tlou part 2 is so completely devastating, especially the last hour of it, but it's also very funny to me when taking it out of context.

ellie is living the cottagecore lesbian farm life, with an entire wife and kid, but she's so obsessed with this other bitch that she goes deadbeat dad to track her across several states, where aforementioned other bitch is living the single mom life in santa barbara. even better, she gets there!! and abby is just like. oh god. not you again. I don't have time for this🙄. and ellie. who has crossed 4 states for this. is just like. well you'll make time🔪

insanity!! it's hysterical

#most likely not an original joke by any means but certainly a funny one #this is the only way I can think about santa barbara without bursting into tears btw #ellie is so insane I'm literally obsessed with her. babygirl<33 #tlou #the last of us #tlou part 2 #the last of us part 2 #ellie williams #abby anderson #ellabs #(<- jokingly. I think it's funny)

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hella1975 · 9 months

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jorts neil isnt real and cant hurt you jorts neil isnt real and cant hurt you jorts neil isnt real and

#rori this is why he's the worst of all of them btw.... no... no other reasons..... nothing else nuh uh #i actually want to study nora's brain bc this woman outright refuses to describe things that are important #to the point it's a running joke in the fandom that the apperances of each of the foxes is mainly fanon #bc there was so little detail given that no one can actually confirm or deny physical hcs #yet nora is willing to spend two pages painstakingly telling me every step neil takes inside the stadium #and every part of his uniform change. like it's not even interesting or important why are we doing this #literally 'he took his shirt off. he put his socks on. he swapped casual shoes for exy shoes. he-' I DONT CARE #'Can you crash already?' NEIL DSKHDGKSH #OMG THE VIXENS ARE HERE HIII KATELYN!!!! has anyone checked on aaron yet. has he got a pulse #'Maybe he's afraid she'll die on him like the last woman he really loved' ANDREW JOSEPH MINYARD #ooooooooh i love reading the games i get so stressed out and for what. this makes me wish id done sports at school. a distressing thought #aftg #hella reads aftg

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birdricks · 5 months

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been thinking about this dialogue again.

#rick and morty #ooooooohhhhh. two sides of the same coin.#this ep is super fucking good btw in terms of beth characterisation #i was talking abt it w my sister last night #likeeee up until this ep the beths have been mostly competing. whos more real. whos more cool.#the two conflicting aspects of beth that led to her being cloned in the first place fighting #but they eventually come to not only tolerate each other but love and appreciate the ways theyre the same and the ways theyre different #ik its like the joke of 'haha self love to the extreme' but it rlly is just a big metaphor for self love #also to bring this back to jerry. lol #interesting that space beth claims to dislike jerry but beth points out the hypocrisy in that those exact traits #are things space beth loves about her #much like how beth herself likely has disdain for jerry becasue she recognises parts of herself in him #alsooo beth calling herself out in her destructive tendencies #gawdddd this ep is so good #i rlly wish we cld get more beth centric eps bc shes super interesting #ALSOOO this is the ep we get the insight of young jerry thinking it an honour to be torn apart by beth. ouch

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liquidstar · 10 months

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being polaris is suffering

#finn's ocs #trying to make more silly comics with them <3 #i stand with him on this as an actual shortie btw. this isnt pure mockery im on the same boat #actually a shorter boat. if we're being honest LOL. but what im saying is i joke bc I Get It.#but yeah saiph tuned out for the last part of the sentence #and this is only the tail end of his speech. polaris has been listening to this for like 20 full minutes hence her tiredness #its really a full ted talk #also this is basically the second time part of the joke is how much a character is ranting LOL

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dykeredhood · 1 year

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Words we are putting up on the shelf until y’all learn to use them in the correct context:

toxic

normalize

trauma

problematic

academia

gatekeeping

gaslighting

infodumping

female gaze

gay panic

hyperfixation

queerbaiting

punk

traumabonding

valid (or the gender-neutral version of the word: vxlid)

gentrification

emo

emotional labor

delusional (yes, this also includes delulu)

parasocial

feminine rage

divine feminine/masculine

narcissist

sociopath/psychopath

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magicinverse · 6 months

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Since now everyone knows Bad did stole the furniture, you know who never doubted that at all? Roier. That man never back down on his opinion about Bad stealing the furniture (till this day he still complains about it)

You are never gonna catch Roier trusting Bad, especially with furniture or house breaking

#qsmp #qsmp roier #qsmp badboyhalo #I don't think Roier ever finds out it was indeed him #But if he does #He's gonna get so smug and petty #Btw the last part was a joke #I think Ro do trusts Bad in some degree #But like a very low degree #In a I would trust you with my life but not with my secrets #And Roier doesn't care that much about his life so...

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xxcherrycherixx · 4 months

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Just read fairy’s got talent

Faybelle internally: fuck, i hate this stupid pink bitch. What the fuck is a demigoddess???

Cupid internally: hmm i wonder if i can convince that cute goth cheerleader fairy to make out with me

#dont know how i felt about this one lads #also the ever after high writers need to figure out what the fuck they are doing with greek myth 💀#not to be that guy but putting greek myth as part of the fairytale world has some really shitty implications #like bestie thats an entire ass real religion youre playing with- its like saying the bible is a fairytale 💀#anyway so i like to ignore greek myth being a known concept in the fairytale world #in monster high it makes sense #but the ever after high people dont have religion except the follow your fairytale thing #btw totally thought cupid was going to fuck the horse when faybelle was going to love spell her #i was screaming ‘GET THE FUCKING HORSE OUT FIRST! WE CANT HAVE A REPEAT OF LAST TIME’#anyway it descended into horse fucker jokes after that

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toxooz · 1 year

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been having wisdom tooth pain since saturday thats only getting worse and u kno what i understand him now i dont condone his actions but man,,,,i get it 💀

#priscus #he severely abused ponti bc he had hundreds of teeth growing in wrong in at least 15-20 parts of his body so its not Actually his fault uw #this is a fukkin joke btw in case some fuck takes to my ask box lmfao #GODDDD IT HIURTS #my appointment just to get referred to get them removed is in a week bruh idk if i can last that long genuinely #this aint even bad timing at this point this is straight up malicious this body wants me dead i tell u dead #its starting to fuck up literally half of my teeth like what is the long term damage going to be maNNNN #dont even get me started on the wisdom tooth removal surgery in and of itself like #my whole life i fear this bc i would quite literally rather die than be a blithering swollen faced idiot spouting god only knows what to my #loved ones fuck fuck ufuukckccc #remember kids this is what they mean when they say procrastination will ruin ur life take it from me a pro procrastinator

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