the stolitz duet teaser got me feeling some sort of way so take some sad humanized men in bed

(yes im a buzzcut blitzo believer, THAT IMP HAS NO HAIR WHY WOULD THE HUMAN VERSION HAVE HAIR???TELL ME IM WRONG??? NOT EVERY MAN HAS TO HAVE LUXURIOUS HAIR TUMBLR SOME MEN DON'T HAVE ANY)

well guess its almost stolas x blitzo brainrot time

the full moon episode is going to destroy my pussy in the bad way 😭

Blondie: hey cupid, i um, would you want to go out with me? Like as a date?

Cupid: im so sorry blondie- you’re a sweet girl and i consider you a great friend, but im still not over dexter yet.

Blondie: oh, thats- its fine. I mean i had a date planned that would have been just right, we would have had a romantic picnic in the forest and afterwards you would bend me over a tree and fuck me however you like and the we would walk back hand and hand and then makeout in the shower-

Cupid: actually im suddenly totally over dexter! When were you thinking? Tomorrow? Today?? Im free whenever-

a quick persephone doodle i drew the day after my hadestown watch, debated on posting it because im not too proud of how it turned out but fuck it 🤷‍♂️

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i love dramatic angsty heartlockes, its my kink 👁👁

This is stupid but i had to share that im doodling cupid and blondie being dramatic and naked like usual and this is actually the best ass i have ever drawn and i just want you guys to know that thanks.

“Its hard to be the bard” i say as i struggle for the third day to write a graphic lesbian threesome 😔

Petticoat wearer here- most of their dresses would be pretty easy to go toilet in as long as the bathroom stalls are big enough, even with tights underneath!

You just pull all the layers up and to the front (basically just gather them in your lap) make sure theres no stray layers at the back that can get ruined, pull your tights and underwear down and then boom: you’re ready to blow that tacobell toilet up!

Even the thronecoming dresses are pretty easy to go toilet in if the toilet stalls big enough, all of them most likely have hoop skirts ( maybe not cupid, idk what sort of construction she has under there, but its a high low so you can just do the petticoat move or just swing it all over your shoulder if the backs only a couple sort of thin non structured layers ) so what you do is you lift the lowest hoop (making sure all top layers are gathered in the hoop skirt) and just put it up and squeeze it sideways while pulling it towards your lap again, pull your underwear down and boom! So your business wipe your butt, pull your underwear back up and pray that you don’t accidentally drop a part of your dress into the toilet water 💀

The only ones that dont look so easy are the ones with very tight mermaid bottoms which you would have to like fully take off from the top half since you cant bring the skirt up over your hips. If you have a lot to remove on top of it then you are basically needing to run to that toilet the moment you have an inkling you might need it because its going to take a while to get undressed. No last minute toilet runs unless you have spare clothes to change into after 😭

Today's random thought that just popped into my head out of nowhere:

I bet it's HORRIBLY impractically for all the girls in Ever After High to use the bathroom in all those complex & layered dresses.

saw a post asking where the ancient greek based cupid redesigns are and immediately had to doodle some because yeah where the fuck are they???

btw researching ancient greek fashion fucking sucks balls, especially hair and jewelry. actually, researching anything ancient greek sucks balls-

the right one is much less based on actual history, i thought she should have a shorter chiton since she has actual wings and flies ya know? aerodynamics bestie. bone elemental cupid cant fly so rip girl you get the floor length one 💀

i mean if i wanted to be really "historically accurate"- i could have had her just be buttass naked like how her father is usually depicted 🤷‍♂️ that would be VERY aerodynamic tbh no wonder the man always has his junk out-

Remembering i wrote a fic where blondie gets fucked by cupid as a bear 🙃 almost forgot it and then i got an email saying someone gave it kudos and so i reread it and oh fuck what was going through my head???

Cupid and Blondie in “Kakegurui” school outfits pretty pls? 👀

just a rough coloured doodle because i sleepy 🥺

this is another anime i know absolutely nothing about, but looking it up i saw that it is apparently really gay??? lots of lesbians??? maybe its worth checking out 👀

Pics from my birthday trip to watch hadestown!!

This is so embarrassing- i cried like a bitch near the end. And i was literally front centre one row from the stage and the cast were so sweet they saw me crying and kept giving me little smiles while doing their curtain call part, i was so embarrassed and just tried to keep laughing it off because im sure my mascara was running and i was the only one crying because my damn autism makes me tear up over literally the smallest things 😭 im happy the talented actor playing orpheus and the beautiful actress playing persephone acknowledged me like that, it really made the night feel special, but boy it was so embarrassing!!! The actor playing orpheus had his eye on me for most of the curtain call, im sure he must have felt someway to know his performance was good enough to make someone literally cry their eyes out and im sure i was probably mentioned backstage afterwards LMAO 💀 his performance during the doubt comes in part was magnificent- like i said i was front centre so i saw every detail of his face (even saw his spit fly whenever he yelled 😅) and boy he sure did it justice!!!

I was a bit unsure about a woman playing hermes since im use to male hermes but holy shit this woman fucking rocked it, i actually love her so much she is my fave version of hermes now. Hermes being this short funky woman in a fancy suit is the best change, her scenes with persephone were so fun yes girlbosses!

Persephone my beloved- she is everything. Shes so unhinged in the first bit, the hip thrusts when she talks about hades taking eurydice into his office 💀 girl iconic. The constantly pouring way too much alcohol in peoples cups- wine aunt on new years energy. “Oh the kids can have some, im mixing it with lemonade so its fine!” Persephone leave your man i could do so much for you 😳 the way she cares for orpheus because he reminds her of her husband back in the day when he was just a lovesick fool, the little fond smiles to him, shes so sweet i love her. And then that scene where she and hades dance again- she was crying and so was i 😭 im not even kidding i cried there and then i cried at the end, yes i cried two damn times during this musical!!

The rest of the cast were of course amazing, but those three were def my fave!!

If you are anywhere near london- WATCH IT. BOOK THOSE DAMN TICKETS. just listening to the soundtrack like i had been doing will not do this musical justice, you need to experience it and hear the music and see the emotions acted in person. And get close to the stage if you can, god its wonderful to feel apart of it, im a little jelly because one of the women in front and a couple chairs to the side from us had persephone come down to her and address her during the “come here brother let me guess” part of our lady of the underground IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME 😭😭 PERSEPHONE I AM ONCE MORE BEGGING YOU TO LEAVE YOUR MAN AND GIVE ME A CHANCE!!! 🥺👉👈

My one and only issue with this production was that they used the newer version of chant reprise which cuts persephone’s part, i love that part so much so i was sad it wasn’t there 😭 (is it clear yet that i have a thing for immortal goddesses? Especially greek ones?? Because i very much do, which is kind of an odd very specific type to have 👁️👁️)

Hallo Cherry, Happy bday of course. Anyways, I was thinking of a little heartlockes scenario that went like;

Cupid: *Mixing a love potion*

Blondie: *Sticks her finger in the pot and tastes it* Mm… What? Is that not soup?

Cupid, with an astonished expression: It was a love potion

Blondie, now in bed with her: It was a love potion??

Cupid, also in bed: Yeah, it was— OH MY GODS-

FUCK THATS FUNNY AF

THANKS FOR SENDING THIS IN I LOVE IT

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Heres a sneak peak of what im cooking for the blondie x cupid x abbey smut fic currently titled “ blondie gets FUCKED” , sadly this sneak peak isnt sex just the setup😔

Blondie gulps as she looks at the woman in the picture, cupid seems to notice “you dont have to if you don't want to, i will never force you to do anything you aren't comfortable with”

“No- no it's fine, im fine. I just- you say she’s six feet tall?” “last i heard she was six foot three inches, but she most likely has grown taller since then. Yeti’s are a very tall species of monster” blondie tries to picture the tall monster in front of her and shivers “oh” “is that a good oh or a bad oh?” blondie doesn't even know the answer to that question.

“She wont- she’s gentle right? She won’t crush me or anything?” cupid laughs “no she won't crush you, despite her appearance she's actually a pretty sweet ghoul.” cupid smirks mischievously “do you want her to crush you? Because we can arrange it if that's secretly your thing” blondie lightly slaps cupid’s arm with a pout “ its not.” she continues to pout as her wife teases her more.

“Will she even agree to it?”

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Blondie tries to avoid looking at the other girl too much, she doesn't want abbey to think she's secretly judging her- or even worse, eyeing her up like a pervy freak “ blondie this is abbey, abbey this is blondie!” cupid happily introduces. Abbey reaches a clawed hand out and blondie hesitantly takes it, breath hitching at the cold and firm grip. “Its nice to meet you, cupid talks lots about you” blondie’s eyes widen slightly at the thick accent, she hadn't really thought about what abbey would sound like- she definitely didn't expect this. Abbey continues to look at her and blondie realises she hasn't said anything “oh! Its nice to meet you too- i hope she’s only told you good things about me” she awkwardly laughs, trying to play off her nervousness. Abbey smirks “very good things” blondie suddenly truly understands why cupid likes abbey so much, that look tells her all she needs to know- and by that, she means it tells her that she is fucked. Like, literally fucked.

You know me so well 💅 ☺️

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