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confessedlyfannish · 7 months

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DP x DC Prompt

Batman grunts a greeting at the boy Selena has introduced as "Danny" as if it's totally normal for a kid to be hanging out on a rooftop with her, kicking his legs out above the edge as if he's not 20 stories up.

Selena shares an equally amused glance with Danny that has Batman scowling harder than his usual as the boy gets up, stretching out from his hunch to reveal a 6 foot 2 build not unlike Jason's.

"Wow, spot on," Danny whistles, grinning at Selena. "I owe you a twenty."

"Darling," Selena purrs, hand finding purchase on his upper bicep. "I never exaggerate."

"Looks like Catwoman's got a new scratching post, B," Nightwing cackles in his comm, which is probably why Batman finds himself gritting out a--

"Little young for you, isn't he?"

The kid--in a hoodie and jeans, seriously, where did Selena find this guy--stares at him incredulously before his mouth stretches into an uncomfortably wide grin, revealing fairly sharp canines. He strides forward.

"What can I say, Mr. The Batman," he says, placing a hand on the man's shoulder. He must be around the same age as Dick. "I've got a thing for powerful women in black."

"See you for dinner tomorrow Lena," he says, hand lifted in farewell as he heads for the edge. He pushes himself over the wall with one hand, dropping over.

Batman clocks Selena's lack of alarm and doesn't flinch. Thirteen seconds later, there's no resounding thud when Danny's body would've met the pavement and she's still smirking at him.

"No metas in Gotham," he growls.

Selena throws her head back and laughs. "If I see any, I'll be sure to call. Now," she kisses his cheek, "I better go. I've got a date tomorrow."

#danny and selena not telling bruce sam is the one cooking #bruce is the date #she'll see him for dessert ;)#selena did a favor for danny a few years back stealing intel from a shady government adjacent org #he did a slightly impossible favor back #she doesn't ask any questions #she knows he's off but it's above her paygrade #you don't piss off a good customer #leave that to the batfamily #none of bruce's mystery works on mid twenties eldritch god who fights other gods and eats green dimension matter as a nutritional supplemen #danny phantom #dp x dc au #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #selena kyle #catwoman

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qweenofurheart · 9 months

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their dynamic is so

#my art #tim drake #tim drake fanart #jason todd #jason todd fanart #red hood #red hood fanart #batman #batman fanart #batman comics #dc #dc comics #batfamily fanart #batfamily #batfam #batfam fanart #jason would not hesitate to tell tim to kys but he would rather die than leave tim stranded #my blog is becoming a batfam blog great

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violent138 · 1 month

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Dick: "Why the hell are you being so nice to Tim all of a sudden?"

Jason: "First it's don't kill him, he's your brother Jay, which bullshit--"

Dick: "Don't fucking deflect--"

Jason: "--then it's don't be nice to him, so what do you want?"

Dick: "I want you to stop trying to recruit teenagers to carry out your version of justice."

Jason: "I'm guessing you're rejecting my offer."

Dick, smiling uncontrollably.

Jason: "What? No, what's so funny?"

Dick: "You know who you sound like, right? Bru--"

*gunshots*

#sorry the interaction wouldn't leave my head #and holy shit Jason keeps trying to recruit so may people #batman #dc comics #batbros #red hood #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #batfamily #batposting #tim drake #batfam

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babygirl-but-a-boy · 7 months

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DC PAY FOR MY FUCKING Therspy bill istg

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p1nkshield · 5 months

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Jason: What are you making?

Dick: Haute cocoa.

Jason: Hot cocoa?

Dick: No. Haute cocoa. I am making the best, and fanciest cup of hot chocolate in gotham.

Jason: Is that a cup of corn starch? How much milk are you using?

Dick: Equal parts!

Jason:...Equal parts?

Dick: I gotta make it thick somehow! All fancy hot cocoas are thick. Now where is Alfred's homemade vanilla...

Jason: mmkay. ALFRED! DICK IS MAKING NON-NEWTONIAN HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOUR GOOD VANILLA!

Dick: Shh Shh Shh! No nonono please! Why would you tell him that!

Alfred: Master Dick...

Dick: -hOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST!

#dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #oooooh alfie is gonna get himmmm #Leave dick in the kitchen and he will make chocolate flavored flubber.#Jason: Usually I’m no snitch when it comes to mischief but food crimes... call me Charles entertainment cheese cause I'm a RAT.#Jason knows that it takes a year to make vanilla extract at home.#he knows the expense of good vanilla pods #incorrect batfamily quotes

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ghost-bxrd · 5 months

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Prompt:

Damian, who has just lost the last member of his family, goes off the deep end and, in a fit of violent rage, goes tumbling through a portal and back in time.

Jason doesn’t know how the scary guy with the gunshot wound became his problem but he’s not heartless enough to leave him to bleed out beside some dumpster in Crime Alley.

#Damian imprinting on Jason like a duckling #but like in reverse #grown up Damian adopting baby Jason #reverse robins in a way #Damian landing several years in the past in league outfit:#Damian’s mental stability is like a house of leaves #during a hurricane #not very stable #Jason as Damian’s emotional support kid #what do you do when there’s a highly trained assassin running around Gotham killing anybody that breathes the wrong way at his kid #right you call the bat #said Bat is very confused #look I know this prompt is similar to the last one but I needed to get this outta my system #just like the goddamn anesthesia #prompts #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #Damian wayne #Damian al ghul #Damian casually starting a new life #slowly but surely gathering his family #because we all saw what happened when he lost them #dick grayson #bruce wayne #robin #tim drake #red hood #fic #time travel

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Having so many de aged! Jason feelings. I might just burst.

Dick and Tim theorize on how a small, happy little baby winded up in Jason's apartment. It's no secret their brother, a wall of bulk with a tender core, houses the homeless sometimes.

Maybe the baby is someone's? But if so, why was he alone? Jason isn't exactly famous for his unquestionable wisdom, but he's too caring to leave a defenceless infant by himself.

More importantly, why is this baby rolling on his tummy on a familiar brown jacket, evidently craving to be picked up?

"Can you take him? I'm not..." Tim's not good with kids; It's a running joke among them. Even If there's nothing comical about this.

Dick nods. His pride does swell when the baby giggles and coos.

"He has good taste."

" Okay, Narcissus. Let's take him home before your head pops,'' was Tim just a tiny bit jealous this little chubby cheeked thing was snuggling close to Dick, while downright glowering at him?

Maybe. A little. But babies were glorified chunks of meat, shaped just enough like a human to be considered cute. What did they know?

So they get home. It's a pleasant rarity, but they're all in one place.

All except Bruce, of course. Too busy bleeding on the streets to spend any time with them, Dick huffs,

Poor Damian is trying to jump and leap amongst them giants, struggling to take a peek at their young guest, " Grayson! I want the baby!"

" He's not a toy, Dami," they all share a silent look, clearly thinking the same thing. He got it from Bruce,

"What does it do?"

" He's a baby, Steph. He's not even aware he exists!"

" God I wish that were me,"

Duke looks at Babybird, as Dick affectionately took to calling him, with a strange, quizzical look, " He looks familiar. You said you found him at Jay's?"

" Yeah, but I'm taking him to a firestation. I just had to show B. You know he likes volunteering at daycares. Maybe he'll recognize him."

" Recognize who?"

Babybird was chewing on his own foot when the elevator doors slid open. Cass wasn't a wordsmith.

She read movements and actions as one listens to music.

Every member of her beloved family was a song of their own; Dick was motivational and calming.

Stephanie was packed with action, brimming with electrifying energy that just made you want to jump.

Tim was clean and precise with accents of pop. Duke was light and happy and silently confident. Damian was angry, and passionate and brave.

Bruce was powerful, sad, and perfectly tragic.

But when Babybird shrieked, yelled out in happiness and excitement and tried to wiggle out of Dick's arms with a sunshine beam and grabby hands?

Her father was a love song.

"Jay," The name sounds like Bruce is choking. His eyes are burning with tears, marching directly to Dick, " Jay? Jay!"

" Wh--"

"Dada!" Babybird, -- Jason? They only now noticed the white curl bouncing on top of his head, ( their inner detectives groan) " Dadadada, pap papi pap,"

They can't do anything, frozen in place, as Bruce spends the following two hours planting a garden of kisses on Jason's cheeks, full with laughter, while they read and color and build blocks.

"Uh, Bruce? I'm...I'm gonna call Zatanna."

" In a minute."

" DAD, --"

" In a minute."

It wasn't just a minute. It was an entire week.

As ridiculous as it was? They were starting to get jealous.

#bruce wayne #de aged #baby jason todd #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batfamily #batfam #fluff #dc #dc comics #damian very quickly demanding jon to learn how to de age ppl #'baba barely knows we exist anymore! he only cares about that underbaked toddler!'#'dami. try to ask yourself #what would nightwing do?' '' grayson wants to leave him at a nun house!''#bruce ofc babies them as well after dick and damian call him out on it. they get baby jason is the most adorable thing on earth #but they need kisses too damn it!

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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I am in my angst today so I'm going to drop a few of ansty Batfam headcannons.

- Bruce till this day do that father thing of open the door of his kids room to see if they're sleeping and then closing (even when they're just visiting).

- The first time he did that to Tim, Tim pretended to be asleep and then he just started sobbing because Jack used to do the same thing too, and his mother before him.

- Dick, when he moved out of the manor, still would use the Batcomputer to do research from time to time. Everytime he slept on from tiredness he would woke up with Batman's cape on his shoulders.

- No one knows Bruce has a good singing voice other than Dick and Jason because he would sing to their sleep, sometimes, when they had nightmares.

- He stopped singing when Jason died. The only person who was able to hear him sing again was Damian. He pretended to be asleep, because if he opened his eyes he would noticed how much he misses his mother.

- Jason singed to Damian sleep once at the league. None of them remember that.

- Damian tries constantly to assure himself that he could take down every member of his family if he needed to. Deep down he knows he can't.

- Bruce spent weeks trying to master how to cut someone's hair ( with Alfred's help ) so he could give Dick a haircut, because Dick said to him that his mother used to cut his hair.

- Bruce taught every single one of his sons how to shave their beard.

- Bruce had a mental breakdown once because he was starting to forget his mother's face.

- Cass overanalyze everyone's body language to see if they're healthy and happy. She tries to stop herself sometimes because more often the answer is no.

- Sometimes Tim flinches when Jason moves to fast near him. They never talked about that out loud.

- Sometimes Damian's hand tremble when he grabs his sword, he can still feel the blade.

- In one of Dick's worst fights with Redhood the moment he got home he threw up. His brother's eyes used to be blue like his and not green.

- There was a time where Jason was so happy that Bruce's blue eyes were the same shade of his.

- Bruce's hands still tremble when he sees his children on the battlefield.

- Bruce has a habit of messing with his children's hair, every single one of them picked the same habit after him.

- When Dick moved out to the Titans Bruce couldn't sleep for weeks.

- Jason avoids to change clothes in front of his brothers because of the face Dick made when he saw his autopsy scars for the first time.

- One time Jason had a panic attack and misdialed Tim's number, Tim stayed on the line until Jason managed to sleep.

- There's times where Bruce says the word Robin and all of them look at him.

#batfam hc #Batfamily headcannons #I'm *IN* my feelings so *EVERYONE* must suffer too #'oh but in the cannon' I don't care leave me alone #the source is that I made the fuck up #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #damian wayne #alfred penyworth #dick grayson #jack drake #DO *NOT* TAG THIS AS BATCEST I swear tO GOD-

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reineydraws · 5 months

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the kakashi comic has me ROLLING 🤣 its too good

tysm for sharing your art with us! ❤️

thanks!! im glad the kakashi comic (really, it's a batfamily comic but it's about kakashi and that's more important haha) has been so well-received! the intended audience was definitely just me, so i wasnt sure it was actually funny. 😂 it seems like this one passes muster tho. :')

here's a hood!kakashi and an anbu!jason to celebrate! they are having reading time lol. 📚😌✨️ cheers!

#rei replies #batfamily #batfamily fanart #jason todd #red hood #kakashi #kakashi hatake #naruto #naruto fanart #crossover #thanks for always leaving such nice replies! as always it's nice to see you've stuck around even tho i dont do too much nart art anymore 💖#jay's anbu mask is inspired by some japanese traditional art of bats i googled aha. it's just a stylized bat.

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superbat-love · 2 months

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The divorce arc

#when your husband leaves you for a new side piece #poor batman #superbat #batfam #batfamily #dc #dc comics #official #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #robin #nightwing #dick grayson

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violent138 · 21 days

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Stephanie, breaking off in the middle of her debrief with Bruce, "I-- what is on your helmet?

"Mind your fucking business." Jason replied, grabbing some tools for his bike.

Steph squinted. "Is that a Paw Patrol character?"

Jason rolled his eyes, ignoring her, but Tim blocked his path, grinning at the stickers.

"Hey it's Marshall. And Rubble. Didn't know you were a fan."

"Seriously?" Jason, realized that more and more of his siblings' eyes were on him and sighed heavily. It was a small mercy that Damian wasn't here.

"Enough already, the kids in the Narrows wanted me to do it, and if anyone says another word they can get fucking paw patrol bandages to match."

The way Steph, Tim and Dick were grinning told him they knew full well that he was blushing under the hood.

But wisely they kept their mouths shut, ans Jason navigated around Tim, sneaking a glance at Bruce as he left, irritated to spot the small smile.

#Sorry if this is shit it's very based off a recent experience I had with babysitting #Good thing Jason’s in no mood to take them off because I don't think the sticky residue is ever leaving my phone #Batman #Batfamily #Jason Todd #Red Hood #dc comics #Bruce Wayne #Stephanie Brown #Tim Drake

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renaissance35 · 3 months

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Bruce: Jason. son, you said you had nothing to do with the states stocks malfunction last night. Are you lying to me?

Jason: Well, father. That all depends. How do you define lying?

Bruce: When someone refuses to tell the truth. Why do you ask?

Jason: I define it as when an individual reclines their body into a horizontal position.

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce: Get out of my office, Jason.

Jason: With pleasure, u old bat.

#artists on tumblr #dc #batfamily #inccorect quotes #funny #batfam incorrect quotes #dc comics #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #robin #dont for get to leave a tip #tumblr tips #comics

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p1nkshield · 1 year

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Jason: STEPH IM GONNA MURDER YOU

Duke: ??? What happened?

Dick, crying laughing: Steph sent Bruce a meme about how you picked up your kid for the last time but probably don’t remember it.

Jason: DICK, DON’T YOU DARE

Dick, wiping tears from his eyes: So on patrol Batman wasn’t happy with red’s tactics and just hoisted him on his shoulder.

Jason: STOP.

Dick, barely keeping it together: you wanna know what poor Jaylad said? He kicked his liddle feet and said “put me down! >_<“ while being carried away by Batman

Jason: I dID NOT SAY IT LIKE THAT also STEPH ALL OF THE REPUTATION I HAND BUILT FOR YEARS OVER THIN MINTS? THIN MINTS? IF I HAD KNOWN THE CONSEQUENCES I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT YOU MORE THIN MINTS.

Stephanie: Girl-scout season is over, it is impossible to replace them. This is proper retribution.

Jason: HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY STOP SELLING THEM AT SOME POINT!

Duke: *snicker*

Jason: UGH THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE

#batfam #dick grayson #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #nightwing #jason todd #batdad #dick is laughing now but he will also suffer the consequences of Bruce picking up his kids when he wants to leave

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ghost-bxrd · 6 months

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Prompt

Jason’s return to Gotham as the crime lord Red Hood is significantly hampered when he saves two kids from being trafficked and suddenly finds himself nagging the two to eat their vegetables and do homework on time and, dear lord, your names are Freeman and… Batson? Yeah that’s it, Jason is not waiting this one out until they’re both suddenly dressed in traffic light colors and swinging around the city with an overgrown furry.

Freddy and Billy are a bit confused by the flash adoption via menacing Gotham guy, but it certainly helps that he’s not threatening to send them into the system and that he cooks them meals every day . And also “Billy, I think he might be the new vigilante! That is so cool!” “… do you mean the new crime lord?” “Same thing! Isn’t the helmet awesome!?”

Batman and Robin are… not sure what to make of the new crime lord that, on one hand, keeps antagonizing them to no end, and on the other hand was recently spotted at a meeting with his lieutenants where two masked kids burst into the room to scream about the kitchen being on fire and pointing at each other yelling “It’s all his fault!”

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greenapplebling · 2 years

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Tim after getting to that part where Dracula says "I too can love" to Johnathan: Wait- Is Dracula gay??

Jason, a literature nerd: What kind of vampire novel isn't gay?

Tim: *nodding* That's fair

Dick, who had a vampire phase on his teens: To be fair, if you were an immortal being who didn't care about anything but satisfying your own desires, wouldn't you at least be curious?

Dick: It's like if you had a whole ice cream stand all for yourself and you only get vanilla

Tim: Did you just compared genders to ice cream flavors?

Dick: My point still stands. I bet everyone had fantasized about someone from the same sex at least once. Right, Jason?

Jason with his face slowly turning bright red: *trying to cover his face with the book he was reading*

Dick:... Is there something you want to share with the rest of us mortals?

Jason: Not particularly, no

#leaving it vague enough for y'all to draw conclusions lol #dc #batfam #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #batman #red robin #red hood #nightwing #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #batkids #batbros #dracula #vampires #gay bats #source: my family

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babygirl-but-a-boy · 7 months

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batman 138

AND ANOTHER THING

jasons made a LOT of enemies, right? what happens when someone finds him, with intent to kill Or Worse and he can't Do anthing about it????? huh, Bruce? What now Bruce? You fucked up excuse for a deadbeat dad

#at least deadbeat dad mostly leave you the fuck alone #im sure jasons would prefer that #jason wayne #dc comics #batman #dick grayson #tim drake #robin #batfamily #batman comics #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne #red hood #batman 138 #batman 137 #screaming

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