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DC head canons whil tipsy, Batcats love language is Bruce buying her increasingly expensive things, art, jewelry, you name it, she wants it? He'll buy it.
Except he knows that half the thrill for her is the B & E. Without a little breaking and entering how is she supposed to feel like she earned it???
So Bruce of course creates the solution, and sets it up where she gets to steal it instead. They're are always elaborate security systems, things he knows will test her. Sometimes in the less traveled wing of Wayne Manor itself, a show of trust. Leading her back to his home and waiting to see if he'll wake up to a ping on his security system and a note where a beautiful diamond necklace was. Other times he'll take over entire wings of the Gotham museums and galleries. Tailored specifically to Silena's tastes so that she'll have the pick of the litter and he can either keep the rest or auction them off for charity.
He narrowly avoids insurance scams half the time by playing up the Brucie act. People are horrified that he's just been robbed blind, there are art enthusiasts all across the globe trying to walk him through the insurance claims while he's just trying to to wave it off. The art galleries and museums are setting up full scale meetings, insurance people included with PowerPoint presentations of every step to filing the insurance claim and Bruce is sweating in his armani trying to laugh off how much work it is, and really he'll get to it eventually (read never)
There's a 50/50 chance it winds up in his own manor eventually, he's not getting arrested for Insurance Fraud. It'll interrupt the batmanning
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dc-and-damirae · 5 months
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robin(dick): What if I turned into a villain? cat-woman: Aw, you'd have the cutest mugshot. robin [very pleased with himself]: Thank you cat-mom.
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Robin!Jason, sitting on a fire escape: So do you like have a thing with my dad or what-
Silena, crawling out a window: It’s complicated.
[Sequel to this]
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borntolatetohaveaname · 7 months
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He has that sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn
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dcfilmblr · 4 months
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Batman Returns dir. Tim Burton | 1992
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confessedlyfannish · 6 months
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DP x DC Prompt
Batman grunts a greeting at the boy Selena has introduced as "Danny" as if it's totally normal for a kid to be hanging out on a rooftop with her, kicking his legs out above the edge as if he's not 20 stories up.
Selena shares an equally amused glance with Danny that has Batman scowling harder than his usual as the boy gets up, stretching out from his hunch to reveal a 6 foot 2 build not unlike Jason's.
"Wow, spot on," Danny whistles, grinning at Selena. "I owe you a twenty."
"Darling," Selena purrs, hand finding purchase on his upper bicep. "I never exaggerate."
"Looks like Catwoman's got a new scratching post, B," Nightwing cackles in his comm, which is probably why Batman finds himself gritting out a--
"Little young for you, isn't he?"
The kid--in a hoodie and jeans, seriously, where did Selena find this guy--stares at him incredulously before his mouth stretches into an uncomfortably wide grin, revealing fairly sharp canines. He strides forward.
"What can I say, Mr. The Batman," he says, placing a hand on the man's shoulder. He must be around the same age as Dick. "I've got a thing for powerful women in black."
"See you for dinner tomorrow Lena," he says, hand lifted in farewell as he heads for the edge. He pushes himself over the wall with one hand, dropping over.
Batman clocks Selena's lack of alarm and doesn't flinch. Thirteen seconds later, there's no resounding thud when Danny's body would've met the pavement and she's still smirking at him.
"No metas in Gotham," he growls.
Selena throws her head back and laughs. "If I see any, I'll be sure to call. Now," she kisses his cheek, "I better go. I've got a date tomorrow."
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batfamgalore · 1 year
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*Dick accidentally walks in on Bruce and Selena doing something inappropriate. Dick is laying in bed and Bruce is sitting at the end of the bed trying to talk to him. Dick is 25 btw*
Dick: Bruce?
Bruce: Yeah?
Dick: When I was a kid-
Bruce: That’s good, that’s good, keep going.
Dick: I had a recurring nightmare that aliens came down and abducted me. And they did experiments on my brain. Where are those aliens now?
Bruce: Dick, look.
Dick(arms out towards the sky): Please take me away!
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cjs-arts · 2 years
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Bat fam as cats, cause I like making cat designs
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frijolebean · 3 months
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Cat eyes🎀🐈‍⬛💮
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carrotkicks · 7 months
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gotham sirens doodle
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staygolden-ponyboy · 4 months
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brachio-sorcery · 2 months
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I love how Selena and Barb are grossed out by Ivy's acid secretions and Harley's just looking at her like, "that's my girl"
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brookesdreamery · 4 months
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Decided to draw some of my favorite Batman rouges in my style 😋🦇
(Might change Eddie’s design later🤷🏼‍♀️😂)
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Soulmate au where Danny is the secret lovechild of Batman and Catwoman. The problem? His soulmate is Tim Drake.
(Up to you if he knows about his dad being Batman)
His bio-dad had adopted his soulmate. Danny didn't know how to proceed or even if he should. Tim was apparently dating some blond and the Waynes clearly didn't know about him.
He decided to keep it that way and didn't reach out to them. He did, however, reach out to his bio-mom via a semi-awkward letter. He wanted to meet her but stated multiple times in the letter that it was okay if she didn't want to see him.
She sent a letter back saying she would love to meet him and asked if he liked ice cream. She also wrote down her number for him to call or text her.
This led to them meeting up nearly every weekend with Red Huntress and Team Phantom promising to protect the town. (Though Val only agreed after he explained he was meeting his bio-mom and she softened)
Jason was the first one to see them together and freaked out a bit. He contacted the group chat about Catwoman having a teen following her around who looked almost exactly like her and the chat when nuts.
Damian leaves to investigate as Robin and finds his potential half brother at the mall with his mom teaching him how to steal.
It was not the greatest first impression.
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dcfilmblr · 2 years
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Batman Returns dir. Tim Burton | 1992
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squicksquak · 6 months
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Brucie: SELENA IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!
Brucie: IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!
Brucie: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET HER KNOW WE S I T !
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