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strawberrylet · 1 year

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idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.

Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?

Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.

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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:

Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...

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Flash: batman… who is this?

Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.

Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!

Batman: her name is robin

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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?

Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.

Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!

Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*

#batman #robin #dc robin #justice league #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #steph brown #damian wayne #batfam #dc hcs #batfamily #robins #batfam hc #batfam headcanons #batman hc #batman headcanon

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Phrases I bet were said on the Wayne Manor without context.

Duke *looking at Dick while he puts his coffee on the breakfast table*: So you're telling me that superman was your stepdad?

Dick: He was NOT my stepdad.

Duke: HE TOOK YOU AND BRUCE TO BOWILING!

Dick: He was being nice!

Duke: MY BROTHER IN GOTHAM THAT'S A DATE-

Alfred: Master Tim ..... Wheres your spleen?

Jason (To duke): Oh yeah shit you haven't died-and-brought-back yet- So...

Tim: Now if you beat me- It's a hate crime.

Duke (to Jason): See? this is why you died without ever having felt the touch of a woman.

Damian (to Tim): I couldn't care less if your friends are coming over for diner, Alfred the cat it's not leaving this table.

Steph (To Bruce): You just mad because I me and Tim used to make out on the Batcave

Bruce (to Tim): You what?

Damian: ... No I don't care if it's homophobic Iwill break his hand if he touches my Utena collection again.

Jason (to dick): whY IS THIS MF ALWAYS HERE?! DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB-

Tim (to Damian): Have you ever had this days where you feel like nothing

Damian (to Tim): "hAveE yOu eVeR hAd ThEsE. dAyS-" Go find someone who gives a shit.

Bruce (To 29 year old Dick): I will not ask again get out of this chandelier right now-

Bruce (To 10 year old Dick): No I cannot refund you that's not gow it works-

15 Year old Dick (To Bruce): HE'S NOT MY BROTHER ... (To Wally on his phone) Yeah I can't go today I have to watch my stupid brother.

Jason Todd (To a very very scared Bernard): Have you ever killed someone?

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batcavescolony · 1 year

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Damian wanted to paint some of the Gotham heroes but all the online references are blurry. He's found maybe two ok photos but not enough. until a box is left on his desk FILLED with hundreds of clear candid photos of the family. There are ones with Red Hood and Batman, Nightwing and Robin, Black Bat and Spoiler, every combination of the heroes but oddly enough none of the photos have Drake in them.

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #damain wayne #batfam #batfam hc #headcanons #i think Damian and Tim should get along and Tim can take reference photos for Damian #DC LET THEM BE SIBLINGS

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weewoow-20706030 · 1 year

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I think I've got it.

Tim and Dick are best friends to brothers and they get along as such.

Tim and Jason are like sisters, but older sisters.

Tim and Damian are like young sisters.

Jason and Dick are brothers.

Dick and Damian are mentor, mentee to brothers. A relationship founded on respect and understanding.

Jason and Damian are like sisters but specifically one with a big age gap.

#no. i will not expand on any of them #tim drake #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #damian al ghul #batfamily #batfam headcanons #batfam hc

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sadiewayne · 1 month

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a batfam headcanon that has no basis in canon but i would rather drink gotham harbour water before i stop believing is that all of dicks siblings fight over who gets to dog-sit haley every time dick goes out of town on a titans mission. the catch is they don't want him knowing that they just really want to spend time with him

jason claims he needs to get away from bruce's eyes but really he likes the chill time he can spend reading. haley curls up on his stomach when he's lying on the sofa and he feels very at peace. when dick comes back he cooks a big dinner and they just sit together and watch movies, jason often talling dick all about his latest book

tim wants to take bernard away for a weekend and have some fun, and that blüdhaven is close enough that he can run back and do robin duties. they have fun piecing together who owns what in the city and they end up assisting dick with some of his cases

bruce takes damian who takes titus and they have a doggy playdate. bruce sees it as an opportunity to spend time with his son and damian would never admit it, but he enjoys the down time with his father. they normally stay a day or two after dick gets back and the three of them do normal family things

cass goes with steph and, along with babs, they have a girls trip, which normally includes them taking down multiple organised crime families, a night of cluedo where they all get incredibly competitive, and giving haley a proper bath for once. dick joins in with the games but that doesn't last long before they're watching whatever trashy dating show is currently on and shouting at the screen whenever a bad decision is made

duke doesn't go for it. not because he doesn't want to, but he's the one who walks haley on the days dick is passed out from his night shift. this came about bc he just asked dick if he wanted help with her. dick often joins him if he is awake

#please add more #i know it isn't canon #i also don't care #batfam #incorrect batfam #batfam headcanons #batfam hc #haley grayson #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #duke thomas #bitewing

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glassdecanters · 11 months

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anyways clark is so uncle vibes and thats great.

dick specifically calls him uncle clark, damian sees him as such but of course refers to him as kent, not clark or anything else.

dick and clark have this weird relationship where they're not quite "uncle/nephew" they're more "older cousin who helps you annoy the fuck out of your parents". it's been that way since dick was a kid.

clark would take him on little flights and would be the one to entertain him on missions when bruce wasn't there to look over him, or clark felt bruce was expecting too much of the literal nine year old.

but as dick got older it developed into "hey clark do you wanna watch me do a triple back handspring and vault over bruce's head" and clark would always respond with no hesitation "sure kiddo, go ahead!!" and he watches and when bruce gets angry, clark always takes every bit of blame.

as dick took on the nightwing name, clark is his one key role model for how he rolls. and clark visits him probably more than anyone, they have little meals together and clark keeps up to date on everything going on. gives him pointers and small tips dick didn't really think about otherwise.

dick, from day one, was a superman fanboy and you know what? he still is. to this day. he squeals everytime clark leaves and still has merch and posters.

and they do still fuck with bruce. do not get me wrong on that.

#i love them your honour #batfam #batkids #robin #dick grayson #dick grayson hc #dick grayson clark kent #clark kent #superman #superman hc #nightwing #nightwing hc #batfam hc #batfamily #dc #batfam hcs

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damianwaynesutiliybelt · 20 days

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Speaking alot of languages Damian doesn't really care too much what language he reads manga in. He's reading it anyway

Unless he's in school, then he likes to buy the books in Japanese and read them just to be a pretentious asshole

#damian #damian wayne #dc #dc comics #damian reads manga #funny #headcanons #batfam hc #batfam headcanons #robin #batman

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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The most sibling thing ever is, as soon as you tell your sibling you have a bruise, they poke it or slap it so you are in pain, like the amount of times this exact scenario has gone down with me and my siblings is far more than I can count, but could you imagine this with the "we go out and crime fight every night, getting into scraps and physical fights more than we sleep" batkids, these kids are bruised constantly, like they would definitely do this. Imagine Tim being like look at this bruise I got and Damian just like poking it with his little shit-eating grin and a 'Right there' only for Tim to hit him and they both get grounded

#batkids #batfam #bat family #tim drake #damian wayne #batfamily headcanons #batfam hc #batfam headcanons #batfam hcs

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nicomoon69 · 29 days

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I like the batfam happy too so here’s a lil HC :)

since I do HC Jason as Chinese as well as a cooking enthousiast I think he bonds with Cass and Damian through food

Jason will mostly make them dishes he knows, either the few from his youth or the one’s he learnt to make with Alfred when he was living at the manor BUT whenever Cass or Damian has a special request he will learn to make it for them

also since I am Chinese and am projecting I think Jason should be specifically from Beijing which means his dishes are Beijing style

that really doesn’t mean shit to most people, but just know that it means whenever Cass and Damian request something it’ll be very different from what Jason knows

anyways I just think that Jason would feel a bit responsible when it comes to keeping the Chinese spirit alive between the three of them. not only cooking them food but also popping up around the manor when it’s Chinese new year or mid-autumn festival

#batfam #batfam hc #dc #dcu #dc comics #jason todd #asian jason todd #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dc hc #batsibs #jason todd can cook #my brain

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rushman2-0 · 1 year

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I've decided that all of Damian's teachers at Gotham Academy know he's Robin (because ffs he talks like he's from the 1800s and he's always ready to cut a bitch, it's pretty distinctive in and out of the tights) but they're keeping it to themselves because the drama and politics involved in accusing Bruce Wayne Himself of child neglect is too much to fathom, but they do have an unofficial weekly staff meeting to compare notes and make sure the poor kid is sleeping.

During parent teacher conferences they send Bruce home with a Preteen Care Package containing:

A developmental psychology textbook filled with "this is why he does that" sticky notes and a bookmarked section on recklessness and impulsivity associated with pubescent hormones

A few pamphlets on child sleep needs and nutritional guides for active teenagers

An article on single fatherhood and demonstrating positive masculinity

A printed PowerPoint on guiding your teen athlete through rapid growth spurts without injury

And a handwritten note that says "we're thrilled that Damian cares for animals so much, but the Bat Cow is pushing it a bit" with an invite to the next unofficial weekly staff meeting

Bruce goes to the meeting.

He also decides the rest of the kids (and Alfred, oh god) will never find out about this.

Jason starts teasing him about it the next day.

#batfam #batclan #damian wayne #bruce wayne parenting #gotham academy #gothamites #batman #robin #batman hc #batfam hc #damian wayne hc #bruce wayne hc #bruce wayne

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strawberrylet · 3 months

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batkids + things I’ve experienced as a college student

Dick: gets stopped by people to talk about their bible study group, walking out of the building to see a guy being arrested, then misses the bus

Barbara: freshman dorms. disgusting shared bathrooms. people break/take out the elevator lights, gotta ride them in complete darkness for a whole semester. loud neighbors. like 10 fire alarms in one year.

Jason: procrastinating a project until the day it’s due. hasn’t started it and has no idea how to do it. goes unpunished tho bc the professor makes it extra credit.

Cass: going absolutely ham the last two weeks of class because there’s like 200 campus dollars saved on the account that can only be used for food.

Tim: getting a plate full of green spanish rice and shredded cheese in the dining hall. that’s dinner for tonight… and many nights to come.

Steph: dressing up for halloween as a custodian. wearing green turtle-neck and luigi hat. only to wear a vacuum backpack, looking like luigi’s mansion.

Duke: goes to TA hours with like 10 other people all crowded into a library study room. all the calculus questions are about physics and even the TA has no idea. only person who got the question in the study room got help from her physics professor dad.

Damian: left a lecture after listening to classmates argue if fortnite is considered a competitive game or not for 30 mins. people brought up the difference between fornite’s rng vs hearthstone’s rng.

#batfam #batfamily #batman #batkids #dick grayson #barbara gordon #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #batfam hc #yes these are real

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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I am in my angst today so I'm going to drop a few of ansty Batfam headcannons.

- Bruce till this day do that father thing of open the door of his kids room to see if they're sleeping and then closing (even when they're just visiting).

- The first time he did that to Tim, Tim pretended to be asleep and then he just started sobbing because Jack used to do the same thing too, and his mother before him.

- Dick, when he moved out of the manor, still would use the Batcomputer to do research from time to time. Everytime he slept on from tiredness he would woke up with Batman's cape on his shoulders.

- No one knows Bruce has a good singing voice other than Dick and Jason because he would sing to their sleep, sometimes, when they had nightmares.

- He stopped singing when Jason died. The only person who was able to hear him sing again was Damian. He pretended to be asleep, because if he opened his eyes he would noticed how much he misses his mother.

- Jason singed to Damian sleep once at the league. None of them remember that.

- Damian tries constantly to assure himself that he could take down every member of his family if he needed to. Deep down he knows he can't.

- Bruce spent weeks trying to master how to cut someone's hair ( with Alfred's help ) so he could give Dick a haircut, because Dick said to him that his mother used to cut his hair.

- Bruce taught every single one of his sons how to shave their beard.

- Bruce had a mental breakdown once because he was starting to forget his mother's face.

- Cass overanalyze everyone's body language to see if they're healthy and happy. She tries to stop herself sometimes because more often the answer is no.

- Sometimes Tim flinches when Jason moves to fast near him. They never talked about that out loud.

- Sometimes Damian's hand tremble when he grabs his sword, he can still feel the blade.

- In one of Dick's worst fights with Redhood the moment he got home he threw up. His brother's eyes used to be blue like his and not green.

- There was a time where Jason was so happy that Bruce's blue eyes were the same shade of his.

- Bruce's hands still tremble when he sees his children on the battlefield.

- Bruce has a habit of messing with his children's hair, every single one of them picked the same habit after him.

- When Dick moved out to the Titans Bruce couldn't sleep for weeks.

- Jason avoids to change clothes in front of his brothers because of the face Dick made when he saw his autopsy scars for the first time.

- One time Jason had a panic attack and misdialed Tim's number, Tim stayed on the line until Jason managed to sleep.

- There's times where Bruce says the word Robin and all of them look at him.

#batfam hc #Batfamily headcannons #I'm *IN* my feelings so *EVERYONE* must suffer too #'oh but in the cannon' I don't care leave me alone #the source is that I made the fuck up #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #damian wayne #alfred penyworth #dick grayson #jack drake #DO *NOT* TAG THIS AS BATCEST I swear tO GOD-

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the-midnight-duck · 2 years

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batfam hcs

Tim can't handle spicy food

duke has piercings 1 lobe and cartilage on one ear, and 1 cartilage piercing on the other

Damian is really really good at origami he's super precise

Cass has hair extensions

it's been 0 days since Bruce last hasn't drunk coffee

Steph often (secretly) starts rumors about spoiler

it took Jason many years to decide which hairstyle suited him the best

dick has so many pictures of his family and friends they just mean so much to him

Damian knows how to make flower crowns he's made them for the whole batfam once, and they went to a gala wearing it. dick wanted to wear it during patrol

Steph has dyed her hair so many times

duke is the type of guys who just loves having lazy afternoons in his room wearing nothing but boxers

Tim loves spending money on expensive pretty looking stationery

Cass loves plushies. she has so many

dick hates math

Jason is a really light sleeper. no one can sneak up on him when he's normally sleeping. when he's really tired tho, he's the heaviest sleeper, like a bombing, earthquake and hurricane could be happening at the same time and he would still be sleeping

Damian seriously absolutely despises not being taken seriously. he talked to dick about it once and dick made sure that the rest would take dami more seriously

Alfred often prefers to grow his own fruits/veggies instead of buying produce

duke thinks the lantern corps are really cool

Tim has a playlist for everything. studying, patrols, mental breakdowns, being bored, etc.

Steph will take every chance she has to pull a deez nuts joke on anybody

Cass is an expert at applying eyeliner. her hand never falters

duke is the type to wear the weirdest combination of bright neon colors and be able to pull it off like fr he'll wear a red jacket with a blue shirt, yellow jeans, neon orange socks and neon pink/turquoise shoes and be able to pull it off

Jason is a great cook Damian too, they sometimes cook together with Alfred

dick is the type of person who never reads his messages

hope u liked this :)

#dc #batfam #batfam hc #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batfamily #damian wayne #damian al ghul #alfred pennyworth #edit: spelling mistakes + grammar #batfam hcs

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weewoow-20706030 · 11 months

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All goes in love, war, and the batfam. However there are a few rules no one dares to break. One of which being, if Tim is asleep, let. Him. Sleep.

He fell asleep on the couch? No one can watch TV until he wakes up.

He passed out at the bat computer? Better hope nothing big comes up cus you have no access to the computer.

He is asleep on the stairs? Guess no one's going upstairs.

#Also Tim can and will fall asleep anywhere if he is tired enough #it is a rule they all respect... as reluctantly as they do sometimes #tim drake #batfam #dc #red robin #batfamily #batfam shitpost #batfam shenanigans #batfam hcs #batfam hc

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ghost-format · 5 months

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After the live-action Barbie movie came out, for months, the bats would use Barbie and Ken adjacent code names

“Sword Ken and I need backup”

“Got it, Bo Staff Ken. Purple Barbie is on the way.”

“I finished up my thing, room for another?”

“The more the merrier, Circus Ken”

“There’s movement on the docks, Gun Ken?”

“Shadow Barbie and I got it”

“Light bulb Ken checking in real quick. You all doing alright?”

“Bo staff Ken may have a minor concussion, but besides that we’re pretty good.”

“Don’t think I didn’t see you get thrown into a concrete wall Circus Ken”

“All-seeing Barbie strikes again”

“I think I’ve gotten so use to it that I forget when it happens”

“Or it’s all the brain damage effecting your memory”

“Well, have fun Barbies and Kens. Light Bulb Ken is going back to sleep.”

“Bye Ken!”

“Bye Ken”

“Good-bye Ken”

“Byeeee Keeen!”

“Bye Ken”

“Buh-bye Ken”

“Byee Ken.”

“… Bye Ken” <- Bruce joining in

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glassdecanters · 11 months

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humanising the batfam with problems a lot of people struggle with

because they are just normal people at the end of the day. tw for mention of disordered eating.

jason todd has frequent ptsd flashbacks in which he can only calm down with music. headphones, all the time, somewhere on him, that boy.

tim stims a lot. some of them are a little violent towards himself, it's something he does and struggles with but it happens. he hits himself, aggressively taps his chest and holds his breath.

jason tops up the white dye in his hair because in his eyes, it's an "irregular amount" of his hair is white

dick and tim both struggle with their body image, and subsequently their eating issues. tim, partially, is because he just straight up forgets to eat, and it becomes this cycle and habit.

cass gets immensely frustrated when she cannot communicate her ideas because she cannot verbalise them. often, she'll just walk off when no one is fully understanding her because he gets so agitated.

dick has messy handwriting. in the time he did spend in school, teachers were always on his case about it. it's almost illegible.

damian gets extremely overwhelmed in social situations; especially galas. he ends up leaving (jason tells people 'yeah it's his bedtime') and going to sit with titus, or another one of his animals in his room to calm down. he usually calms down by reading, or watching the sky.

barbara straight up just can't go some places. being in a wheelchair means anywhere that doesn't have good enough accessibility? she can't get in. she misses out on so much because there isn't a ramp, or elevator access, or even just fucking lowered door handles. and it pisses her off. obviously.

they're just people. people with a lot going on in their lives but they're still just people. always just people.

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