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plexflexico · 11 months

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OMG!

I've made the world 5000 worse!

#it's all shitposting #even the serious stuff #*particularly* the serious stuff #shitpost 'til i die #and then i'll probably have queued posts and i'll be shitposting from the grave

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bookwyrminspiration · 4 months

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

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the-dragon-girl-27 · 3 months

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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc)#also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

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bluenightcomedies · 2 months

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#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck dungeon meshi #had dis mental image #so am cursing u all with it #shitpost #⭐️

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ryuuna · 2 months

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she just gives really nice compliments she can’t help it

#hades game #nyx #Aphrodite #Athena #all of this was just to justify drawing that slapping meme fml #I can’t just draw a lil shitpost #gotta make it gay and over elaborate #ryuunart

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bugeyedfreaks · 11 months

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#powerpuff girls #ppg #blossom #bubbles #buttercup #girls when #I bring you all the gift of a cursed shitpost #my favorite thing is how fuzzy’s eyes came out cihshdowhjxje #u know he ded

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puppyeared · 27 days

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renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

#i love i loveeee ludovica sm shes so cute. ive only known her for 5 min but i fell in love with her design and i love her friendship #with vasco ^_^ i think them having each other makes hiding their sexualities a little less lonely so thats sweet #ik in modern au shes considered an old friend of vascos but i originally assumed she and vasco fake dated in college or smth #to get their parents off their backs until they came out properly and continued to stay in touch as friends after LMAO #im not very familiar with period fashion so i had to look at renaissance costumes as reference. but i have to admit i love the #high waistlines used in some of their dresses.. i have a minidress with a similar high waistline pressed against the chest and sleeves #also if u squint machete is holding a little paper bag in the 2nd photo which is supposed to be his lunch courtesy of vasco <3 #idk what ludovica would wear in modern au but i thought poet shirts might suit her because theyre like somewhere evenly between #masc and femme. to me anyway.. based on observation lesbians seem to love poet shirts and i think she looks good in one #these are all shitposts.. ill draw serious art of them one of these days i promise #i listened to fools rush in and it reminds me of them.. especially when it goes 'though i see the danger there / if theres a chance #for me then i dont care' like its so poignant and bittersweet.. a little indulgent when u think of those small moments they have togethr #save me gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries save me #my art #myart #doodles #fanart #others ocs #canisalbus #fur #furry art #machete #vasco #vaschete #ludovica #sfw fur #furry #anthro

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12u3ie · 1 year

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I just went on a rant about plungers, how’s your day going?

#twelves rambles #twelves shitposts #this all started with an astralspiff video

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itsbeesknees · 9 months

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Things that are better than sex:

1. when a masked character does the head tilt thingy

#i think about this a lot tbh #tagging all my masked favs because they’ve bewitched me body and soul #michael myers #ghostface #thomas hewitt #bubba sawyer #leatherface #nameless ghouls #ghost ghouls #swiss ghoul #rain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #jason voorhees #shitpost

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cyberstarlope · 17 days

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based off of a beautifully unfortunate phrasing of conversation between myself and @arsonistmoth

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl #cotl fanart #yeah that's right im using all the tags #cult of the lamb narinder #cotl the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl shitpost #tagged for toi #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #id like it on record that my dialogue is lamb's here

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r-aindr0p · 7 days

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Another cooking event, yippee !!

I love Jamil just outright refusing to eat the food and then you have Kalim suffering in silence and eating because he's too nice

#Twisted wonderland #culinary crucible #leona kingscholar #twst leona #epel felmier #twst epel #jamil viper #twst jamil #twst grim #kalim al asim #twst kalim #kalim getting sick because of that one time jamil couldn't check the food #also grim just being here and eating it all whatever the quality #who let a feline cook with milk and cream involved in the recipes #grim and leona getting a tummy ache afterwards because lactose + cat = mostly no no #though panna cotta is such a good dessert #twst shitpost

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somewhatsentientspellbook · 1 month

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somewhere in zadash's premium smut shop:

meanwhile, caleb celebrating fjorester's engagement in nicodranas:

#now all we need to do is track down eadwulf #then we'll have officially collected all of liam's exes in one campaign #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #cr shitpost #cr memes #critical role memes #bells hells #the mighty nein #essek thelyss #astrid becke #caleb widogast

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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FNAF ruin ending in a nutshell

(Based off @/fallenchungus post)

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #fnaf cassie #fnaf mimic #fnaf gregory #security breach #fnaf ruin #roxanne wolf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #been awhile since I’ve last done a shitpost 🩵#I PROMISE this is what happens in ruin #Yknow in canon the mimic is very mischievous so they would pull something like this #like if they did this fr I wouldn’t be shocked #fnaf ruin truly is the mimic doing the biggest prank on Cassie #CASSIE IS not having any of this either 💀#she didn’t go thru all that she did to be treated like this help

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violent138 · 1 month

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Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."

Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"

Damian: "He's just... gone."

Tim: "Hood?"

Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*

Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."

Tim: "Nightwing?"

Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"

Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"

Cass:

Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."

Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."

Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."

Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."

Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"

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emuanon34 · 10 months

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#Donald Trump #Trump #Trump Mugshot #Ken #Barbie #The Barbie Movie #Barbie The Movie #Barbie 2023 #Ryan Gosling #Ryan Gosling Ken #Shitpost #Politics #US Politics #American Politics #Trump Indictment #Barbie is probably doing her own thing with Gloria <3 #Ken likely accidentally got caught up in all of this because he thought horses were involved #He makes that face everytime he gets arrested

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