this wouldn't leave my brain
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don't worry guests who can't comment on fics rn. you can telepathically send comments into my brain directly whereever you are. i will recieve them
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Jason starts a GoFundMe to build a second Manor so he can keeps all the benefits without having to live with Bruce
This happens after Bruce says no more cookies at bedtime
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It's a blessing and a curse
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This joke is both overdue and overdone. I don’t care lol
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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
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req'd by @tabitha-tree
in all ways except physical i am looking down at you in a pool of your own blood
text: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it went.
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trod au spoilers out of context
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List of Alfred (the butler) exes
Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)
Leslie Thompkins
Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)
Half the royal family
One of his fellow soldiers during the war
James Bond
Peggy Carter when reality got messy again
Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers
The Gotham school district superintendent
A mob boss
A champion casino player in Monaco
One of his co-stars from when he was an actor
At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham
Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)
An enemy spy to gain intel
3 of the 4 Beatles
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